Due to having extreme writer's block I've decided to novelize the six words thread. If you have any comments or criticisms I'd love to hear them
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It was a time of great excitement and wonder. Chad and Stacey were finally getting married, Roger Daltrey was saving people and George W. Bush was having hot steamy sex with mermaids. Yes sir, it was a time to be alive and a time most of us would like back on fondly when we hid in fear from the Mechanical Menaces.
For it was while all of this happiness was going on that in the small town of Ruckersville, Virginia trouble was starting to brew. Chris-Chan and the Grinch were both feeling quite annoyed as Nancy Pelosi's vagina had yet to arrive. As such they were both having to make do with masturbating Barb with a vibrating Wii U controller.
After finishing one annoying session, Chris and the Grinch went up to his room and sat down on his bed. "When is that stupid vagina going to get here?" asked Chris.
"It will come soon don't worry," said the Grinch as he read a magazine.
"What are you reading?" asked Chris.
"How we're going to be getting you a girlfriend and me my eternal vengeance," said the Grinch. "Those kiwis are going to pay for spanking my ass till morning."
"What are you going to do?" asked Chris.
"Well right now I'm trying to decide if we want to go with the electric cars or with the metal Sonichus," said the Grinch. "I would go with the Industrial Dieselized Steam Locomotives, but as those have fallen under the authority of Stifler's Mom, I don't think it would be a good idea to take them."
"How did she get control of them?" asked Chris.
"Obama gave them to her after everyone called him a fag for having magazines about them in his drawer," said the Grinch. "His wife wanted him to be a man for once in his life."
"Yes," said Chris as he looked out the window.
"What's wrong?" asked the Grinch.
"Look who's out there," said Chris.
The Grinch looked out and saw Megan Schroeder walking with her boyfriend Christoper. "Well," said the Grinch. "I now know what we're going to do."
"What?" asked Chris.
"We're going to do both the cars and the metal Sonichus," said the Grinch. "That way you'll get your revenge on Megan and I'll get my revenge on the Kiwis.
"Hurray!" yelled Chris.
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It was a time of great excitement and wonder. Chad and Stacey were finally getting married, Roger Daltrey was saving people and George W. Bush was having hot steamy sex with mermaids. Yes sir, it was a time to be alive and a time most of us would like back on fondly when we hid in fear from the Mechanical Menaces.
For it was while all of this happiness was going on that in the small town of Ruckersville, Virginia trouble was starting to brew. Chris-Chan and the Grinch were both feeling quite annoyed as Nancy Pelosi's vagina had yet to arrive. As such they were both having to make do with masturbating Barb with a vibrating Wii U controller.
After finishing one annoying session, Chris and the Grinch went up to his room and sat down on his bed. "When is that stupid vagina going to get here?" asked Chris.
"It will come soon don't worry," said the Grinch as he read a magazine.
"What are you reading?" asked Chris.
"How we're going to be getting you a girlfriend and me my eternal vengeance," said the Grinch. "Those kiwis are going to pay for spanking my ass till morning."
"What are you going to do?" asked Chris.
"Well right now I'm trying to decide if we want to go with the electric cars or with the metal Sonichus," said the Grinch. "I would go with the Industrial Dieselized Steam Locomotives, but as those have fallen under the authority of Stifler's Mom, I don't think it would be a good idea to take them."
"How did she get control of them?" asked Chris.
"Obama gave them to her after everyone called him a fag for having magazines about them in his drawer," said the Grinch. "His wife wanted him to be a man for once in his life."
"Yes," said Chris as he looked out the window.
"What's wrong?" asked the Grinch.
"Look who's out there," said Chris.
The Grinch looked out and saw Megan Schroeder walking with her boyfriend Christoper. "Well," said the Grinch. "I now know what we're going to do."
"What?" asked Chris.
"We're going to do both the cars and the metal Sonichus," said the Grinch. "That way you'll get your revenge on Megan and I'll get my revenge on the Kiwis.
"Hurray!" yelled Chris.
