u kno who da fuck it is Skeelatin Nation: Tyce and the Deagle Nation Forums -

[DeagleDad420]

So, as we all know, T-dawg has been awfully active on the Deagle Nation boards lately. He posts several times a day, and his posts are all insane, barely-legible surreal screeds punctuated by broken formatting, skeleton pictures, multicolored text, super-stretched images of Soulja Boy making angry faces, and broken hyperlinks. Every post is like a modern-day Voynich Manuscript, a true tome of madness. It's literally like mental illness in written form.

This is a recurring thing - he's been posting VERY often - but all of his posts so far are on the restricted side of Deagle Nation, meaning you must have a certain number of posts (I think 20?) under your belt before you can view them. I'll be posting a few of them here with the account my Jihadists have hijacked, and I encourage everyone else to do the same. Let's start with one post in which Tyce gives his opinion on the media:

Spoiler: fukmedia.com

Not pictured is the 3 or 4 page breaks in between the last "Fuk media" and the random image of the "Top Releigh Businesses" book.

 

[KingofManga420]

Wow. His avatar somehow became less retarded.

All this Tyce content is amazing lately, but we've really had a lot of radio silence from Jace. This makes the best filler content ever though.

 

[DeagleDad420]

Wow. His avatar somehow became less retarded.

All this Tyce content is amazing lately, but we've really had a lot of radio silence from Jace. This makes the best filler content ever though.

That was a humanitarian intervention from CIADude420. Tyce protested the change quite a lot but ceased to be angry and indeed entirely forgot why he was angry in the first place when CIADude offered to text him a bunch of screenshots from a hot wheels racing game.

 

[Smutley]

Okay, Tyce really is a nutjob. His postings remind me of pretty much every website owned and operated by crazy people themselves. Look at the Heavens Gate website, it could be written by him too - clip art, color-on-blackbackground, ramblings from a broken mind. The only difference is that cult has some level of proof reading.

Spoiler: Heavens Gate

 

[Gazelle_Bro]

I miss Jace. His insanity is funny insanity, while Tyce's is just garbled nonsense.

 

[KingofManga420]

That was a humanitarian intervention from CIADude420. Tyce protested the change quite a lot but ceased to be angry and indeed entirely forgot why he was angry in the first place when CIADude offered to text him a bunch of screenshots from a hot wheels racing game.

I fucking knew he wouldn't have done it by himself. Glad to know he responds well to being treated and baited like a four year old.

 

[Arctic]

You know, I used to think that Tyce had been hacked a while ago and that a troll was impersonating him. I'm still dealing with the fact that somebody posted all of this unironically.

 

[Judge Holden]

You know, I used to think that Tyce had been hacked a while ago and that a troll was impersonating him. I'm still dealing with the fact that somebody posted all of this unironically.

Remember this guy swore a blood vendetta over a rubber skeleton being put on a blender, and watched the video of what happened in the same horrified, traumatised way you might watch your child being anally violated by Nick Bate

 

[That's Our Lolcow]

We really need a new Tyce Takeover with this new skeleton-fetishist braindead version of Tyce.

 

[Gothicserpent]

It just baffles me how one person can be this stupid.

 

[Morbid Boredom]

It just baffles me how one person can be this stupid.

Do you know who put the "CWC" in the "CWCki"? It baffles me there could be two people this stupid.

 

[GREEDY FIREMAN]

Do you know who put the "CWC" in the "CWCki"? It baffles me there could be two people this stupid.

True, but to be fair Chris was born with a mental disability and raised by Borb, which cuts him a little slack. I'm pretty sure Tyce's stupidity stems from cooking his brain with whatever substance he can devise a way of huffing.

 

[Sammy]

Do you know who put the "CWC" in the "CWCki"? It baffles me there could be two people this stupid.

I think Jace is much more like CWC than Tyce is.

Was Tyce's fascination with skeletons always this.... intense? Is this the result of some Jenkem induced reorganization of his mental facilities (and/or lobotomy) in more recent times, or is there somewhere in the Andrews family photo album pictures pictures of lil' Tyce dressed up as a skeleton every year for Halloween?

 

[KingofManga420]

I think Jace is much more like CWC than Tyce is.

Was Tyce's fascination with skeletons always this.... intense? Is this the result of some Jenkem induced reorganization of his mental facilities (and/or lobotomy) in more recent times, or is there somewhere in the Andrews family photo album pictures pictures of lil' Tyce dressed up as a skeleton every year for Halloween?

Literally nothing about Tyce was this intense until the last 2 years or so. It's astonishing how quickly an already proven weak mind can decay into such... Madness.

 

[Sammy]

Literally nothing about Tyce was this intense until the last 2 years or so. It's astonishing how quickly an already proven weak mind can decay into such... Madness.

Anyone here ever read "The Killing Joke" by Alan Moore and Brian Bolland? Tyce's current degeneration reminds me of this depiction of how the Joker came to be.

 

[KingofManga420]

Anyone here ever read "The Killing Joke" by Alan Moore and Brian Bolland? Tyce's current degeneration reminds me of this depiction of how the Joker came to be.

I practically sleep with my copy.

For Tyce though, it was more like 'one bad huff' but he kept fucking doing it.

 

[Sammy]

I practically sleep with my copy.

For Tyce though, it was more like 'one bad huff' but he kept fucking doing it.

Its not a perfect metaphor. But the incident with Tyce's brother could be considered his "one bad day," or the day he tried drugs with his juggalo family (oh ironic, they wear clown paint). The Joker snaps instantly in the story where as Tyce took a few years to get where he is now, other minor differences etc etc.

I think the point that resonates most to me is how someone can confront a tragedy in their life - in the Killing Joke, you see three responses: The Joker, Batman, and Commissioner Gordon. Batman becomes a force to try and prevent tragedy, the Joker becomes a force of destruction, Gordon is affected but persists.

Tyce could have become Batman, and tried to study medicine so he could grow up to be a doctor to save young kids lives, or even followed in his faggot dad's footsteps and studied law and become a specialist in cases versus the state. Tyce could have been Commissioner Gordon, not letting his life be completely rewritten by this single traumatic event. What happened though is Tyce became the Joker, simply lashing out in a destructive manner at everything and everyone, including himself, because he couldn't deal with the pain and everything seems meaningless. He even thinks of his destructive behavior as pranks, which of course are "jokes."

 

[Christ-Chan]

T-dawg

Really? When looking for a hip moniker for Tyce did you really skip over T-bone?

 

[MerriedManJr]

Anyone here ever read "The Killing Joke" by Alan Moore and Brian Bolland? Tyce's current degeneration reminds me of this depiction of how the Joker came to be.

This is why Tyce is the best Deagle Nation character. Tragic backstory and an impressive collection of stock photos and clipart.

 

[Shadow Fox]

That was a humanitarian intervention from CIADude420. Tyce protested the change quite a lot but ceased to be angry and indeed entirely forgot why he was angry in the first place when CIADude offered to text him a bunch of screenshots from a hot wheels racing game.

His love of Hot Wheels fascinates me even more than his unhealthy skeleton obsession. He's such a tryhard you'd think he would violently reject anything that could be considered childish, but his love of little toy cars seems almost as intense as his passion for selektons and huffing his own shit fumes.