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Voci Dal Nulla
True & Honest Fan
Skylar Ittner, pictured below, is a habitually reckless and malicious person whose contempt for personal responsibility is only rivaled by his contempt for homosexuals. He was removed from a Catholic college for harassing its gay students and then the college staff itself after being instructed to stop. Skylar considers himself an IT guru and offers a variety of web services, but has been hacked repeatedly and made no effort to learn from those events. To this day, he willfully incites hackers to breach his services at the detriment to anyone who would possibly use them. He has no sense of humility, cannot be humbled even by perpetual personal humiliation, and is an extreme liability to anyone who would associate with him. If you make him mad, his mother will threaten to sue you.


A man showed up in /r/legaladvice to ask for help on suing his college for unlawfully expelling him. He claimed to have gone to 50 lawyers to sue his college and they all turned him down.


He did not get a warm reception there.

The man, Skylar Ittner, wanted to put his homemade posters up about homosexuality. The college he went to, Carroll Catholic, had a rule that you had to get permission to put up posters on the bulletin board. He did not ask for permission to put up the posters. He was confronted by staff over him putting up posters, he refused to stop putting them up. 3 days later, he was observed posting the posters again, and was confronted by staff members.

He decided to videotape his encounter with the staff members, despite being asked to not record.
He in the video tape refused to stop putting up the posters despite being ordered to stop, and started to argue with the staff members over their policies. When the staff members took down his posters, and refused to give them back, he started to get aggressive towards them. Skylar threatened to call the police on the staff members and made several attempts to grab the papers from their hands. He ended up following the staff members for the next several minutes threatening to call the police on them, ordering them to give back his posters and made several more attempts to grab the posters. Security was called on him and he ended up having to leave the school. He also threatened to put the posters on the wall, and to ducktape them to make them harder to take down. Due to his actions he was expelled from the college.

He did not accept that he had no case to sue the school :



he also went to /r/Catholicism over his complaints:
some responses


he has not backed down in his crusade against the school, infact he doubled down on it
creating his own website, Keep Carroll Catholic, facebook page, and his own subreddit


he will get you arrested if you deface his posters

he's banned from Walmart as well

he has his own business

and he's making his own video game:


his Kiwi Farms account @Skylar Ittner
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The Iconoclast

Still tired of this shit but slightly less so
So this dude hates teh gheys and chimps out when people tell him not to hate teh gheys?

Maybe he's ghey.

After watching part of the video, he comes off as one of those guys who complains about "WAAH FORCED DIVERSITY" when a TV show or movie decides to have a gay character in the background. These kinds of people are some of the best spergs I've seen, I genuinely wonder if this'll go anywhere.

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