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Gather 'round one and all, today I present to you a saga that has been unfolding for about a week now (That's how long I've been privvy to it, no telling how long before this had been going on.)

The lolcow in question goes now by the name of Skyler Wolf, FB profile here

He first came to many peoples' attention when he was outed as a pedophile for dating a girl who is admittedly 14 (while he is, I am about 99% sure, 32 years of age). Can't link a minor's profile, but here's screenshots:


(There is some speculation that she isn't a real profile, but in fact one created by Skyler.).

Now, I know you're probably wondering "So you're making a thread for a pedo? That's what the BIG story is here?" Nope. Not at all. This person has also threatened to kill police because his father was arrested, threatened a girl to change her facebook name or he would "send his wolfpack" after her, blatantly lied to one of his friends that said facebooker threatened his girlfriend so they would jump on his side, and then when proof was shown he lied and even his friend was tired of his shit, threatened to kill himself if said person did not change their facebook name.

Also including some other screenshots as well, because for someone who seems to be rather unstable and makes me feel "ew don't touch me"-esque, he goes through a lot of women in a short time and that perplexes me.

Some choice screens:

Him and his 14 year old girlfriend getting a taste of that OPPRESHUN because, you know, how dare anyone come between him and his child lover.



Watch out or he will send his girlfriend on you.


A shift in the force, as even his friends realize he's a basket case who lied.


There's about 60 other screenshots here for you to peruse at your leisure. There was rumor going around yesterday that the 14 y/o girl's mom had gotten involved and he was now arrested, but as of ten hours ago he was still posting to his facebook so that rumor has no validity.

Edit: Also he likes to let his friends give terrible at-home tattoos.
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