Orbiter Slingblade and Phil crossover thread. - It's containment for our own amusement.

The Dude

Bro, don't even bro, bro.
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You have to remember that lots of troons just act how they think real women act.

For some troons #analrips and laundry related injuries are what women deal with daily.
What a bunch of misogynistic shitlord fuckbois. Proves that they know absolutely nothing about being a woman. Women are fucking tough and have a much higher tolerance and threshold for pain. It comes from being built to grow, carry, and deliver babies. You know, unlike these soft, sheltered, privileged faggot crossdressers who grew up with mommy doing everything for them, never had to work a real job or have any chores, then went on TardBux once they were old enough. These selfish, entitled mongos wouldn't know the first thing about being women. Why do people defend and support them again? Why are they treated like a protected class who can do no wrong? Why are people pretending they're anything like a real woman?
 

StoicMoose

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And so it seems this chapter in philths life will soon be coming to an end
 

Lesbian Sleepover

Party Announcement
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I should have said this when I saw it in Toren's thread, but it's probably way more expensive to ship his few boxes than to just drive. There's NO way he has boxes upon boxes of shit
 

Twrx

Obergruppenführer Green Bird
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I should have said this when I saw it in Toren's thread, but it's probably way more expensive to ship his few boxes than to just drive. There's NO way he has boxes upon boxes of shit

Sling blade is a troon, they're allergic to work. No way he'd be able to handle the labor of carrying a few boxes to and from his car.
 

Tragi-Chan

Godmaster Reverend
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I should have said this when I saw it in Toren's thread, but it's probably way more expensive to ship his few boxes than to just drive. There's NO way he has boxes upon boxes of shit
Everything is an opportunity to grift. He got invited to a wedding, so he grifted hundreds of dollars to pay for the tit job that was absolutely essential for his mental health, and since then he’s said nothing. So it is now - he only needs a U-Haul, if that, and a few bucks to pay for gas and motel stopovers. The rest is going straight to his liver.
 
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The Littlest Shitlord

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He'll move back in to the bedroom, and promptly decide that it needs a garish overpriced tranny-colored bat on every available surface, as well as at least one in the bed, for "home defense". Appropriate begging for funds will follow on social media. The bats in the rest of apartment will of course stay where they are.
 

wabbits

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Phil, since you've got an empty bedroom, anti-capitalism requires you to shelter that bearded guy who fled Greta's LaZorra and wants to remain in California for surgery. He has lots of transformer toys and a CPAP machine. He needs you, Phil. He needs you. No, oops. SHE needs you, Phil. SHE needs you.
 

StoicMoose

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Phil, since you've got an empty bedroom, anti-capitalism requires you to shelter that bearded guy who fled Greta's LaZorra and wants to remain in California for surgery. He has lots of transformer toys and a CPAP machine. He needs you, Phil. He needs you. No, oops. SHE needs you, Phil. SHE needs you.
Wait, who escaped from La Zora?
 

Triggered Fivehead

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Will Phil sleep in the bedroom now or leave it as an untouched shrine to lost love?
Phil will find love again when he moves into a true and honest group home and meets his new housemate George, but everyone calls him "Marbles" because he puts marbles up his nose. Marbles also shits himself and collects stamps from all over the world.
 

repentance

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Everything is an opportunity to grift. He got invited to a wedding, so he grifted hundreds of dollars to pay for the tit job
That little campaign raised several thousand dollars and would have more than covered the original target for his move.
 

The Un-Clit

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