"Smart" Cars -

Smart cars

  • Yay

    Votes: 9 13.8%
  • Nay

    Votes: 11 16.9%
  • Gay

    Votes: 45 69.2%

  • Total voters
    65

timecop

TRAVERSING THE GRID OF DEATH
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Cristobal’s Colon

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Natural selection to weed out the soys
Lacking common sense or even knowledge of basic physics, they see microcars and think "Easy parking! Cheap gas! What's not to like?"

They are wowed by the high tensile steel "safety" cage, a structure touted to be stronger than plain steel. With such rigid surroundings however, the occupants now become the crumple zone.

That crash dummy has suffered three deaths' worth of broken necks and impalements, from that one test.

We need to shill microcars in college towns.
 

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Gus

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I crossed the street, the other day, when the light was red because I saw nobody coming. I heard a crunch under my heel, and looked at it when I got to the other side. I saw a crushed smart car stuck to it and pulled out a dying vegan, who perished in the palm of my hand. In his honor, I buried him in my backyard and planted some kale on top of the grave.

I no longer wear leather soles.
 
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