Smugruko / Smug_Legend / Lory / MariEvangelion / Dekapai_Decade / Kokoro_Dev / @FurezoHarto - Former Anime/Videogame Journalist, Twitter Drama Whore, Habitual Liar, E-Cheated on 7 guys, and Currently running from her past by leeching onto different niche communities under some new alias but always getting caught cause she’s an idiot

What’s Next for Smug and her boyfriend Helmet?

  • Helmet grows a spine and breaks up with Smug

    Votes: 12 4.6%
  • Helmet yoinks Smug off the internet a second time before shot gets worse

    Votes: 3 1.1%
  • Helmet cries about how much his life sucks and doesn’t do a god damn thing

    Votes: 47 17.9%
  • Smug becomes an E-Girl who RPS with randos online and Helmet just except that he’s eternally a cuck

    Votes: 108 41.2%
  • Smug genuinely apologizes for her shitty behavior and begins to try to improve herself

    Votes: 2 0.8%
  • Smug chugs dish-soap again, and we restart the cycle all over again

    Votes: 90 34.4%

  • Total voters
    262
  • Poll closed .

Rigor Meowtis

Good thing I don't know how to read
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I'll give lory one thing she's a treasure trove for copypastas with how pronounced her autism is.

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There’s a lot of “I”s in this discord message.

When you play stupid games, you win stupid stupid prizes. I don’t think Smug was doing anything good for people other than stirring up unnecessary drama and scamming them. A literal repeat of the Escape Zero drama, and she fails to recognize (or doesn’t care) that she let it happen again.

And the change? What change? Smug moved to different platforms and cried about downvoted Reddit posts and KiwiFarms ratings. She was still getting MATI over petty internet stuff to fill the void of having nothing in real life. Smug is never truly sorry for what she has done. Remember that she admitted that she only apologizes to get people off her back and convince them that she will change.

The only thing that will change is the number of pages dedicated to her KF thread. It’s like watching a bird fly into a window over and over. There’s a reason why the “Smug Cycle” meme exists.
 
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CrippleFucker69

#1 Yakuza Enjoyer
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What i personally want to know is : Why? Why do all of this shit? Pretending to be a different ethnicity, having large tits, commissioning porn of herself... It's legitimately confusing if she's an attention whore, an actual retard, mentally ill or whatever the fuck you could classify her as. Hell, maybe even all of the above.
 

Gravemind

A monument to all your sins
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What i personally want to know is : Why? Why do all of this shit? Pretending to be a different ethnicity, having large tits, commissioning porn of herself... It's legitimately confusing if she's an attention whore, an actual retard, mentally ill or whatever the fuck you could classify her as. Hell, maybe even all of the above.
At this point, I'd say the consensus that this thread has reached from following her insanity thus far is "all of the above", as you put it. She is equal parts attention whore, actual retard, and mentally ill.
 

Rigor Meowtis

Good thing I don't know how to read
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What i personally want to know is : Why? Why do all of this shit? Pretending to be a different ethnicity, having large tits, commissioning porn of herself... It's legitimately confusing if she's an attention whore, an actual retard, mentally ill or whatever the fuck you could classify her as. Hell, maybe even all of the above.
Imagine going from a nobody IRL to someone decently relevant online. People know your name, good or bad, you associate yourself with other popular folks, and you have others that look up to you for literally anything. Someone as mentally ill, immature, and stupid as Smug is going to go nuts over that kind of attention. And she did. Anything that would keep her name in people’s mouths worked. Until it didn’t.

Twitter told her to fuck off and she tried to pretend to be a Japanese artist. That failed. She went to a new community and tried to become a prominent figure there to regain what she had lost on Twitter. That failed too.

She puts on a persona. Anything is better than cowardly, ugly, flat chested Lauren. No matter the name she will always be “Smug” since she does nothing but make a joke of herself.
 

Jmz_33

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What i personally want to know is : Why? Why do all of this shit? Pretending to be a different ethnicity, having large tits, commissioning porn of herself... It's legitimately confusing if she's an attention whore, an actual retard, mentally ill or whatever the fuck you could classify her as. Hell, maybe even all of the above.
I would throw in, "mentally a child who never grew up."
 

Jmz_33

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Hey fellas, I'm one of the writers from EZ, made this account to let you know that EZ is shutting down as from the tards mouth herself. So do whatever with that info you want.
I didn't get much sorry because I'm pissed she is ending it just because she doesn't wanna deal with it anymore. The reason she locked the EZ was apparently because of that. But as of right now AkiSpark, the artist for EZ quit, Max is shitting on her again for being a bitch, and soon some other writers should be following suit.
I left the server because it just turned into her being dismissive and passive aggressive. Though tbh I left more because I was mad at how much she fucked over the writers who've stuck by her and Aki especially. Imagine having a pretty good artist do all your work for your site FOR FREE, made you a new art piece for Valentines Day for your corporate Twitter FOR FREE, and then 2 days later go "Hey I don't like doing this anymore, I'm shutting the site down." And then not even have the balls to talk it out with your writers, who in hindsight should have left a long time ago, but stuck with your dumb ass because they didn't wanna feel like they wasted their time. I wrote for shits and giggles and a lack of shit to do but the others shouldn't have gotten fucked that bad.

As for Max, I more feel bad for him because he has to deal with this shit, he's been a pretty stand up dude for a lot of it. But then Lory will immediately invalidate whatever progress he made to keep peace. Also if you're gonna ask about money, no one left ever expected pay, we just did this either for fun or to have some resume pieces even if they weren't the best.

It's been a bumpy ride.
Welp, the saga isn't over because now it's a complete 180 flip from Lory. Sorry bros but I suppose I'm a false prophet. If something fun happens I'll post it.
Hey this might be a bit old, but remember when one of the writers at EZ tried to "Bait" us by telling us that EZ was shutting down in February, then bragged about it on the EZ podcast. I wonder how he's doing now since that EZ was completely nuked by @You Just Ever Yandere
 

ChariotOfMara

Just along for the wild chariot rides
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Helmet is crying on Twitter about us again.
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Perhaps don’t be enabling your lolcow gf and allowing her to cuck you 24/7? As well as being a baby lolcow yourself?
Bruh, your first mistake is Lory. Your second mistake is being on Twitter. Get off the computer if you want to be left alone.
 

Rigor Meowtis

Good thing I don't know how to read
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Has this person popped up on the thread before? I found this tweet and thought it was really odd. I don’t know if they’re talking about the “Duwang Gang” Alex, or just had a bad run in with Smug. It sounds as if they were quite personal with Smug.
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Gravemind

A monument to all your sins
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Helmet is crying on Twitter about us again.
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Perhaps don’t be enabling your lolcow gf and allowing her to cuck you 24/7? As well as being a baby lolcow yourself?
I'm not sure what he has to cry about. Are the a-logs from this thread spamming his replies and DMs or something? If not, then how is it his problem whatsoever if some mean old kiwis are making fun of him on a completely different website? Not unless his poor little sense of self worth is really that fragile that he can't take it when people he doesn't even like are laughing at him.

Has this person popped up on the thread before? I found this tweet and thought it was really odd. I don’t know if they’re talking about the “Duwang Gang” Alex, or just had a bad run in with Smug. It sounds as if they were quite personal with Smug.
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>he

Sounds like the same old "Smug is ACTUALLY a guy!" gay ops.
 

Jmz_33

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>he

Sounds like the same old "Smug is ACTUALLY a guy!" gay ops.
To be fair, a lot of people already thought she was a guy before the gay OP was a thing. It doesn’t help that her voice sounds like a guy, she rarely shows pictures of yourself (and when she does, they always look a little off compared to her other photos) and that anime PFPs have a reputation for being people who pretend to be Japanese girls, when they are American males.