Smugruko / Smug_Legend / Lory / MariEvangelion / Dekapai_Decade / Kokoro_Dev / @FurezoHarto - Former Anime/Videogame Journalist, Twitter Drama Whore, Habitual Liar, E-Cheated on 7 guys, and Currently running from her past by leeching onto different niche communities under some new alias but always getting caught cause she’s an idiot

[Pizza Time]

I have to give her props that her fucking booger finger isn't on the trigger in this photo

You can't see her finger or the trigger, it very well could still be on it.

 

[Gravemind]

Speaking of her family, I looked around to see if she's talked about her family and found a handful of information. I'm too lazy to organize these screenshots, so I'll just dump them all in a spoiler.

tl;dr She claims to be a 26 year old half Mongolian half Jew that's 5'2" and underweight. Her father is a 72 year old 6'8" Japanese-Mongolian who is loaded due to working on computers for a living, having a farm, and also having put stock in Disney when she was born (1995). He was the one who got her into Kamen Rider allegedly. Her parents seem to be separated but still in contact, and Smug grew up with her dad and her Japanese half-sister.

As always, I would take all of this information with a massive grain of salt, given that her physical description doesn't match photos we have of her. She says she's a half Asian with a pointy chin and jet black hair.

Spoiler: Unorganized Screenshots

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She's also posted about her gun, surprise surprise Daddy bought it for her.
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The gun and jacket both match previous pictures of her:

But seriously what good is a minor in retail management gonna do for me nowadays lol.

A fucking lot considering how many entry-level positions are usually seeking people with 2+ years in retail, and the fact that one of the hot button issues in the news as of late is that businesses are wanting the average US citizen to get off unemployment and return to work, you fucking spoiled child. (MATI, I know, but Jesus.)

Pretty that she thinks Bamco's even gonna give her a passing glance. I'm certain that regular usage of Google Translate doesn't equate to actual experience with translation work, but it's peak Smug of her to think that it would. It's also peak Smug for her to completely talk out her ass.

I bet she really impressed all of those nobodies on the internet with her really cool gun that daddy bought for her though, especially since she's implicitly threatening to use it on SonicFox's spergy ass. In Minecraft. Which, also pretty funny, she's still alogging SonicFox after he ignored all her demands to "play her in Gundam Versus" if he's so great at fighting games.

 

[Rigor Meowtis]

I’m sure Daddy is proud to leave his farm and fortune to a NEET. Good job raising a valuable member of society.