So I met this crazy girl -

[tantric_depressive]

Like right when I first started kicking it to her she lead off with : "You're gonna think I'm insane if I tell you this...". She's wicked cute tho(and got dem cakes), but right away she's telling me how she's a psychic empath that can see & hear spirits, and she really believes it. We walked around and talked for about an hour, and she also revealed that she recently went on some kind of retreat in Florida to take DMT with some shaman and his hippy cult, has a spirit animal, and, oh, her third eye is open , along with all her chakras. I'd like to get at them chakras, but I'm kind of wary. I have had a very bad experience with another girl who thought she was psychic a few years ago and don't want a repeat :^(

 

[RG 448]

I have had a very bad experience with another girl who thought she was psychic a few years ago and don't want a repeat :^(

I can tell you this: if she wasn’t really psychic then the experience wasn’t nearly as bad as it could’ve been.

 

[MerriedxReldnahc]

Florida

I would run, far far away.

 

[Recoil]

Like right when I first started kicking it to her she lead off with : "You're gonna think I'm insane if I tell you this...". She's wicked cute tho(and got dem cakes), but right away she's telling me how she's a psychic empath that can see & hear spirits, and she really believes it. We walked around and talked for about an hour, and she also revealed that she recently went on some kind of retreat in Florida to take DMT with some shaman and his hippy cult, has a spirit animal, and, oh, her third eye is open , along with all her chakras. I'd like to get at them chakras, but I'm kind of wary. I have had a very bad experience with another girl who thought she was psychic a few years ago and don't want a repeat :^(

If a girl (or boy) you're getting to know starts talking to you about how they're an empath or any of that other pseudo spiritual shit you flag their ass as a narcissist or cluster-b whacko and proceed with extreme caution. Better yet, run for the hills.

Thank me later.

 

[Y2K Baby]

and got dem cakes

What does this mean

 

[Recoil]

What does this mean

Suitable degree of posterior endowment.

 

[Rand /pol/]

What does this mean

OP has a low IQ and a tiny penis

 

[Y2K Baby]

Suitable degree of posterior endowment.

OP has a low IQ and a tiny penis

He needs to post pictures.

 

[tantric_depressive]

OP has a low IQ and a tiny penis

I'll cop to having a tiny IQ and a low penis, but the other way around is too much

 

[Clop]

Pump and dump.

Do not try to have any serious relationship with this wacko.

 

[RG 448]

Suitable degree of posterior endowment.

I like that and cannot be dishonest about liking it, and the rest of my brethren are unable to disagree.

 

[MuuMuu Bunnylips]

I would run, far far away.

But he'll never get away

 

[Y2K Baby]

Take a picture of her butt and then there will be a final judgement call.

 

[Chin of Campbell]

Dated a girl once who claimed to see spirits and could "communicate with ghosts". Later came to find out she had serious mental issues and her hippie witchcraft-practicing mom told her that her hallucinations were psychic powers.

Get outta there friendo. That kind of shit usually has a lot of fuck you don't want to deal with behind it. It ain't worth it.

 

[QU 734]

Fuck her, but don't ever let her know where you live or work.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

My ex-friend used to claim she could talk to ghosts and was a reincarnated warrior princess, and now she has a stable teaching job at one of the local schools. You never know, OP!

God public education sucks

 

[Autisimodo]

Never stick your dick in crazy. Safer to ghost her.
Pun unintended.

 

[tantric_depressive]

Dated a girl once who claimed to see spirits and could "communicate with ghosts". Later came to find out she had serious mental issues and her hippie witchcraft-practicing mom told her that her hallucinations were psychic powers.

Get outta there friendo. That kind of shit usually has a lot of fuck you don't want to deal with behind it. It ain't worth it.

Yeah, I've had some crazy girlfriends before, and while I had a lot of fun with them, the low points were some bottomless abyss levels of low, especially when it was too late to not have feelings. Hallucinations, though, are uncharted territory for me, and not in a "I gotta go there" kinda way. Think I'll skip my tarot reading :^[

Plus, I don't wanna get cucked by some kind o ' sex ghost or anything similar:^[ :^[

 

[MediocreMilt]

her third eye is open

get tested

 

[The Shadow]