pinkysmith
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i haven't been active here since February, so i must ask, what has Chris been up to since then?
so what's been happening with chris lately? -
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Bgheff
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Mostly theses. http://imgur.com/a/1HYJJ and https://imgur.com/a/VpYud
Check the wiki for the other updates.
Check the wiki for the other updates.
Bitching on Facebook, getting banned from Walla Walla Walmart (BANN HAS HAPPENED AGAIN), Bitching on Facebook, backing into a woman's car (SHE'S A DAMN DIRTY SMOKER!) and cursing God as a troll, bitching on Facebook, creeping on Tiffany Gowen, bitching on Facebook, bitching on Facebook about Megan Schroeder (GERMAN WARFARE BITCH), buying worthless shit and saying trolls sent them to him, and bitching on Facebook. Did I leave anything out?
Also he's taken to pseudo-voodoo to curse his enemies.
Also he's taken to pseudo-voodoo to curse his enemies.
That is all...
Lets see...
- Chris adopted an adorable lion club and learned the true meaning of christmas
- Barb was irradiated by Fukushima infused sushi from those dirty koreans and grew to be 100 meters tall, and since March has taken residence in the great pacific garbage patch as her new hoard, and has been fighting a running turf war with Godzilla and Hedorah to defend her new home.
- Bob was summoned by a consortium of ween sorcerers who infused his soul into an actual tugboat, which went on a violent rampage at the new york docks, before attempting to sever the Transatlantic communications cable in order to permenantly cut down the internet to the whole of america
- The same spell unwittingly unleashed a reanimated patty who attempted to fulfil her master's wishes by attacking snyder, but after Snyder deployed a chun lee kick she was forced to flee but not before biting snyder and turning him into a werejew
- Megan and MLW combined their resources to build a portal to CWCville in order to destroy Chris's dreams from within, but instead found themselves in equestria. Unduanted they have worked day and night to turn every pony into trolls and homos starting with Derpy (now Mrs Clyde Cash)
- Anna started a neo-nazi cult in utah and is one of the key candiates for the new Grand Dragon of the White Knights of the Ku Klux Klan
- Null was revealed to in fact be the mad arab Abdul Alhazred and this forum was his way of subliminally indoctrinating us with passagess from the necron...IA!! IA!! FTAGN NULL FTAGN
- Alec was devoured by a furious fatman in revenge for stealing his image and has not been seen since
- Marvin has fallen into deep depression after discovering he is in fact a figment of tommy wiseau's mind
- Melchett became a meth dealer after discovering she had terminal cancer
- Catparty was revealed to be an actual political party made up entirely of cats
- Surtr is now a unicorn called Parsley Delightful Mister (no word on whether he has succumbed to Megan and MLW's evil plan)
- The Dude had a sex change and is now The Chick
- Saney was captured by loveshies and was tortured till he became Darth Cenobite
- Compy is still a dirty ferrangi
...think thats all the big stuff
- Chris adopted an adorable lion club and learned the true meaning of christmas
- Barb was irradiated by Fukushima infused sushi from those dirty koreans and grew to be 100 meters tall, and since March has taken residence in the great pacific garbage patch as her new hoard, and has been fighting a running turf war with Godzilla and Hedorah to defend her new home.
- Bob was summoned by a consortium of ween sorcerers who infused his soul into an actual tugboat, which went on a violent rampage at the new york docks, before attempting to sever the Transatlantic communications cable in order to permenantly cut down the internet to the whole of america
- The same spell unwittingly unleashed a reanimated patty who attempted to fulfil her master's wishes by attacking snyder, but after Snyder deployed a chun lee kick she was forced to flee but not before biting snyder and turning him into a werejew
- Megan and MLW combined their resources to build a portal to CWCville in order to destroy Chris's dreams from within, but instead found themselves in equestria. Unduanted they have worked day and night to turn every pony into trolls and homos starting with Derpy (now Mrs Clyde Cash)
- Anna started a neo-nazi cult in utah and is one of the key candiates for the new Grand Dragon of the White Knights of the Ku Klux Klan
- Null was revealed to in fact be the mad arab Abdul Alhazred and this forum was his way of subliminally indoctrinating us with passagess from the necron...IA!! IA!! FTAGN NULL FTAGN
- Alec was devoured by a furious fatman in revenge for stealing his image and has not been seen since
- Marvin has fallen into deep depression after discovering he is in fact a figment of tommy wiseau's mind
- Melchett became a meth dealer after discovering she had terminal cancer
- Catparty was revealed to be an actual political party made up entirely of cats
- Surtr is now a unicorn called Parsley Delightful Mister (no word on whether he has succumbed to Megan and MLW's evil plan)
- The Dude had a sex change and is now The Chick
- Saney was captured by loveshies and was tortured till he became Darth Cenobite
- Compy is still a dirty ferrangi
...think thats all the big stuff
random_pickle
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Don't forget the whole "Will somebody please kill Mimm's girlfriend because he was mean to me!"
He thinks Megan is the "Queen Bee" of the trolls. As you probably know, Megan did convince Chris to buy her things off the internet she couldn't get herself due to a lack of funds. Being something of a social recluse herself, she didn't realize she was sending mixed signals and just thought this was the sort of thing friends did. From what we've been able to tell, she generally paid Chris back for the things she asked for with things he'd like.
However, there were some things she never paid him back for due to the fact that their relationship collapsed. Specifically, Chris wants a set of Sailor Moon DVDs he bought her as a gift back.
Now, this particular box set of DVDs is apparently infamous in the Sailor Moon fandom for their seemingly deliberate shit-tier video and audio quality. Chris and Megan both wanted it, so presumably they agreed that Chris would buy the originals and make Megan copies of the DVDs. However, Megan demanded that Chris give her the originals and take the copies back for some reason, likely because the copies were of even worse quality than the originals. Chris still has the copies he made, but he's convinced he was "scammed" into buying something he no doubt would have bought anyway that he still technically owns.
He also insisted that he never touched her inappropriately, arguing that someone's shoulders, hair and back are "non-offensive touches".
He has LEGO versions of Megan, MLW, and Snyder that he shakes violently and leaves upside down as some form of voodoo.
Chris is trying to organize a high school reunion, and friended a bunch of MHS alumni on Facebook. He whined when several of them unfriended him after his fits in early September--and suspiciously enough, membership at this very forum spiked.
In early September, Chris got banned from the Wal-Mart in Ruckersville because he defaced an Xbox One stand to read "HeXbox One" with a permanent marker. He threw a hissy fit and tried to get the internet to troll the manager who escorted him out of the building. Barb doesn't know about this.
A few days later, Chris rear-ended a lady in a mexican restaurant's parking lot. Apparently a cop got involved, Chris was annoyed that the lady whose car he hit was a smoker, and Chris allegedly screamed at "Emannuel God".
At one point Chris tried to guilt trip Cole into coming to Ruckersville to take care of their aging mother because he wanted someone else to be the one bandaging her "holey buttocks". Cole didn't even get the message.
A few days after the rear-ending, Chris made a Facebook group called "Brassieres For Males" with the stated mission goal of making it illegal for men to not wear bras. At some point, Anna took over the group and tried to make it more PR by changing the stated mission goal to "Remove the stigma against men wearing bras", but gave up after people instantly figured out it was her and not Chris.
That's all I can recall at the moment.
However, there were some things she never paid him back for due to the fact that their relationship collapsed. Specifically, Chris wants a set of Sailor Moon DVDs he bought her as a gift back.
Now, this particular box set of DVDs is apparently infamous in the Sailor Moon fandom for their seemingly deliberate shit-tier video and audio quality. Chris and Megan both wanted it, so presumably they agreed that Chris would buy the originals and make Megan copies of the DVDs. However, Megan demanded that Chris give her the originals and take the copies back for some reason, likely because the copies were of even worse quality than the originals. Chris still has the copies he made, but he's convinced he was "scammed" into buying something he no doubt would have bought anyway that he still technically owns.
He also insisted that he never touched her inappropriately, arguing that someone's shoulders, hair and back are "non-offensive touches".
He has LEGO versions of Megan, MLW, and Snyder that he shakes violently and leaves upside down as some form of voodoo.
Chris is trying to organize a high school reunion, and friended a bunch of MHS alumni on Facebook. He whined when several of them unfriended him after his fits in early September--and suspiciously enough, membership at this very forum spiked.
In early September, Chris got banned from the Wal-Mart in Ruckersville because he defaced an Xbox One stand to read "HeXbox One" with a permanent marker. He threw a hissy fit and tried to get the internet to troll the manager who escorted him out of the building. Barb doesn't know about this.
A few days later, Chris rear-ended a lady in a mexican restaurant's parking lot. Apparently a cop got involved, Chris was annoyed that the lady whose car he hit was a smoker, and Chris allegedly screamed at "Emannuel God".
At one point Chris tried to guilt trip Cole into coming to Ruckersville to take care of their aging mother because he wanted someone else to be the one bandaging her "holey buttocks". Cole didn't even get the message.
A few days after the rear-ending, Chris made a Facebook group called "Brassieres For Males" with the stated mission goal of making it illegal for men to not wear bras. At some point, Anna took over the group and tried to make it more PR by changing the stated mission goal to "Remove the stigma against men wearing bras", but gave up after people instantly figured out it was her and not Chris.
That's all I can recall at the moment.
snowkitten91
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He also BANN all police Jerkops from Cwcville.
He's been stupid.
I do have some not-so-good news I've just heard about on the web - Status
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