So when do you think this merge is gonna end? - Has the cow gone mad?

[TheghostofAlfred]

So do you think this merge is gonna keep going on and on forever?

 

[Glassshardballpit]

Eat cow shit.

 

[Lord Thistlewick Flanders]

Until Chris gets bored of playing pretend I guess.

 

[heyilikeyourmom]

Someone should tweet to him that the merger isn’t real or that he needs to get a job or that he’s not a real woman

 

[Exceptional Chimp]

When Sockness finally meets Chris and merges his microdick with Chris' mudhole.

 

[The Last Stand]

@Mariposa Electrique

The merge shall live on as proposed by God and The Bear. Chris said so.

 

[Sammy]

Probably never, unless Chris goes full delusional and for real thinks it happened already and his McDonalds server is Bugs Bunny in a suit or some shit

 

[Coelacanth]

I don't think the merge is ever going to end either. Chris already believed CWCville and his autistic lovecraftian hedgehogs were real at least as far back as the Alec Benson Leary calls, so there's a damn good chance he also believed a merge was going to happen back then too (him photoshopping irl pics of himself into Issue 10 kinda hints at this as well imo). The mixture of general public internet behavior and the enablers that've inserted themselves into his life has merely allowed Chris to be more open about what he believes is going to happen - and if things don't change, he'll most likely believe the merge is in process until he either gets the medical and psychological treatments he needs, or he dies - and my money is definitely on the latter happening.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Chris said it's gonna go on for twenty years. So... 2039?

 

[Sammy]

Real question, will Chris live to 2039?

 

[catpin]

its ending now.
this is it luigi.

 

[Rōjin]

This merge will probably go on until Chris dies or he gets bored and find something else to obsess over.

 

[Zelos Wilder]

Obligitary

"He's working on it!"

 

[Kacho]

I don't think it will. Chris ultimately believes in the merge for the same reason most people believe anything. Because it's what he needs to believe to get by. He needs the merge to be real because it's the only way his little bent tormentor will be replaced with a perfect pink pussy and he'll transform into a supermodel with huge tits. He needs the merge to be real because the mountain of debt will disappear and he'll be the richest person in the universe. He needs the merge to be real because it's the only way he avoids losing Barb and gets to live with her forever as a CPU goddess instead. The list goes on. The merge is the only way that what remains of Chris' life is not a flaming trainwreck. So barring some kind of miracle change in Chris' brain or life, I think we're in for the long haul on this one.

 

[Kosher Dill]

When has anything ever ended with him? Come on.

 

[RADICALGOBLIN]

I think it depends how CWC reacts to Barb's (obviously very frickin' imminent) death.

• A. Le Epic Red Pill; Barb dies and Christine tries to vaguely act like a fucking adult. Maybe it bleeds into the general social media / Sonichu comics and everything's all edgy. Sonichu cuts himself, Magi-Chan snorts a juul, idfk.
• B. Le Epic Blue Pill; Barb dies and Christine goes full mondo crazy and deep-dives into this fantasy as a way to bring her back, since Barb exists in the Sonichu land as well.

I want option A to happen but it's pretty likely B can happen, too.

 

[Zelos Wilder]

We're all gonna look fucking stupid (or we'll be dead) when the merge happens.

I for one welcome our new overlords.

 

[Grog]

It won't be Barb's death or when he goes homeless or anything like that. The end will come unceremoniously, silently, as he starts obsessing over a different thing and slowly stops blabbering about da merge.

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

It won't be Barb's death or when he goes homeless or anything like that. The end will come unceremoniously, silently, as he starts obsessing over a different thing and slowly stops blabbering about da merge.

"So this is how the world merge ends, not with a bang but a whimper wet fart"

 

[{o}P II]

Chris will use 14bc to trigger the third impact in attempt to jump start the merge

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