So, Who Should Finish A Song of Ice and Fire? - Because winter will hit GRRM's core temperature before Westeros.

FuneralGaiden

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Once Martin dies, add his series to that "Kindle Worlds" thing and let indie authors publish their own licensed fanfiction using the IP. It'll still be better than the ending of the show.
 

SunLightStreak

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Dan Harmon, he and Martin already look so much alike. Harmon could take over and I doubt anyone would know the difference.

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Slartibartfast

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They should have the writers of the TV show do a novelization of the last season of the series, just to piss everybody off.
 
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MediocreMilt

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Game of Thrones sucks. When GRRM dies they should collect every copy from fans and use them for kindling on his funeral pyre.
 

Tragi-Chan

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Just the cheapest hack they can find. I’ve always liked the idea of ending an epic fantasy series with a final volume that’s just a total “fuck you” to the fans. Something like they’re about to get to the climax of the series and then Jon Snow wakes up and it was all a dream.
 
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Safir

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Harlan Ellison. The only way the series can be redeemed is if all the characters are tormented to the brink of despair while I get to watch.
Just the cheapest hack they can find. I’ve always liked the idea of ending an epic fantasy series with a final volume that’s just a total “fuck you” to the fans. Something like they’re about to get to the climax of the series and then Jon Snow wakes up and it was all a dream.
Serious answer: KJ Parker. Massive history and lowtech sperg, can torment characters and fuck fans over like no one else, still alive.
 
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One of my picks was Aaron Dembsky-Bowden, or basically any of Black Library's decent-ish writers (Sandy Mitchell finishing ASoIaF would be worth it just for the lulz; the grimderp suddenly transforming into self-effacing Flashman-esque narration would cause REEEEEEE sign the likes of which God himself has not seen.) The only real criteria are 1) writing assholes in such a way that the audience wants to keep reading and 2) actually finishing the fucking work on time.
 
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