so you are the last person on earth. -

[Gravityqueen4life]

what is it you do?

 

[The Lawgiver]

mimecraft singleplayer in real?

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

Freak out because utilities are on a fast track to disappearing.
Then grab a drink to calm my nerves.

 

[Hothead]

Do my best to preserve as much historical information and literature as possible and spend the rest of my days reading I guess.

 

[Rusty Crab]

Go find the Catgirl Labs in Area 51.

 

[Clarence]

Guess I'll just sit here and cry

 

[Gravityqueen4life]

i would find a car with its keys on and go for a drive. never driven a car before.

 

[Hothead]

i would find a car with its keys on and go for a drive. never driven a car before.

If everyone else has been killed/Raptured/whatever the fuck it'd be pretty easy to walk down a residential street and find a house where their car keys were findable

Oh, yeah, and I'd try to figure out some way to help some of the newly-orphaned pets in my vicinity I guess, assuming they're not gone too. Can't help them all, obviously, but it's not like I can't use the company at that point.

 

[Canaan]

unlimited public farting

 

[JuanButNotForgotten]

Gather supplies and travel to CIA headquarters to find out if they were behind the death of Terry A Davis.

 

[Wowcoolusername]

Burn everything. Burn it all. Burn it all with fire. It would be so beautiful, Im getting hard just thinking about it.

 

[Ita Mori]

Fap.

 

[Medulseur]

Finally see what the inside of the women's restroom looks like

 

[Some JERK]

I'd get the fuck away from any large city. The amount of hell unleashed by un-maintained factories and power plants wouldn't be something anyone wants to be anywhere near.

Also the roving packs of domestic dogs picking the cities clean of food would be something I'd want to steer clear of.

I'd grab some supplies and gear and head to some house the mountains to start my life as the scary thing in the woods that every predatory animal within a mile avoids.

 

[TendieGremlin]

Burn everything. Burn it all. Burn it all with fire. It would be so beautiful, Im getting hard just thinking about it.

this is why josh took the stickies

 

[TerribleIdeas™]

Appreciate the quiet, and wait for the aliens to check in.

 

[Prophetic Spirit]

Revealing my inner demon.

 

[Coolio55]

Finally play all the unreleased cancelled games and betas I can stomach.
Go to secret government labs and create an army of AI servbots and ultra realistic VR.
All the palaces in the world become my personal gaming dens and I hook them up with tons of fetish gear.
I create my own gaming satellite mansion in space and spend a lot of time gaming on my golden throne as my droids create faster than light technology and now I can explore the universe ...but first, GTA San Andreas.
Yar har har! A gamer's life for me!

 

[Lemmingwise]

Find Null's body and give him the burial he deserves.

Then take off with his silver coins.

 

[BScCollateral]

See if I can help Burgess Meredith.