Social Media Bodybuilders/Fitness Drama - You Mirin?

[Zero Day Defense]

Greg Doucette yelling at dieticians:

You were this close to noting the most ironic cow crossover.

 

[CivilianOfTheFandomWars]

You were this close to noting the most ironic cow crossover.

Oh yeah!
Greg Doucette yelling about Nikocado Avacado:

 

[Knojkamarangasan_#4]

Oh yeah!
Greg Doucette yelling about Nikocado Avacado:

Whenever I see this guys name I can't stop thinking about the fat slob of a lawyer T Greg douchette lmao
But yeah I will say seeing a fitness guy talk (well deserved) shit regarding mukbang slobs is still kinda fun but I feel they're taking it too serious. It's way funnier to just laugh at their insane and gross antics rather than being mad
Like cmon dude Chantal will never change stop taking it too seriously

EDIT: What the fuck is wrong with Greg's voice?

Also I need to archive this but this gay ass shit is what /fit/ does constantly gay ass shit is what /fit/ does constantly

 

[Trappin in the Trap]

Does this ever happen to you?
You just watched Pumping Iron, you got inspired, and you've started lifting weights. You're tired of being a DYEL-tier skinnyfat incel virgin, you want to use your abs as a xylophone.
Well then, all you need to do is BUY MY PROGRAM, EAT MY SUPPLEMENTS, AND INPUT MY PROMOCODE!!

Welcome, my fellow gymrats, to the wonderful world of online Bodybuilding and Fitness. Where fake-natty is the new natty, every food is killing your gainz, and everyone is stupid except for me.

We've got 14 year-olds blasting trenbolone:

The original video and channel has been deleted, after the kid received concerned backlash.

/fit/:
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BB.com's forums:
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The classic argument over how many days are in a week.

Skateboard Squats:
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Greg Doucette yelling at dieticians:

Will Tennyson eating too much:

And much, much more.
In general, there's always a ton of people trying to sell you something with varying degrees of honesty. It's an odd subculture, there's a lot to explore, and USE PROMOCODE KIWI2020 FOR 10 PERCENT OFF ALL GYMSHARK APPAREL!!

I've been waiting for a thread like this since so little fitness people actually consistently produce drama, just having a general thread could work. "Community Watch" maybe?

 

[CivilianOfTheFandomWars]

Whenever I see this guys name I can't stop thinking about the fat slob of a lawyer T Greg douchette lmao
But yeah I will say seeing a fitness guy talk (well deserved) shit regarding mukbang slobs is still kinda fun but I feel they're taking it too serious. It's way funnier to just laugh at their insane and gross antics rather than being mad
Like cmon dude Chantal will never change stop taking it too seriously

EDIT: What the fuck is wrong with Greg's voice?

Also I need to archive this but this gay ass shit is what /fit/ does constantly gay ass shit is what /fit/ does constantly

/fit/ is, and I don’t say this lightly, the gayest place on the entire Internet.

 

[Shuix]

Connor giving homeless troons sum love

 

[Liber Pater]

The funniest part of this to me is the shit like Tren where these guys are horrifically fucking up their long-term health and psyche, often in irreversible ways, all so they can look like a grotesque action figure. It seems really cool until you realize it's literally all for attention and vanity. Famous bodybuilders like Frank Yang have publicly talked about how they started bodybuilding because their personality is so fucked up that they wanted to become super attractive to compensate. But then their self destructive all-consuming obsession with becoming Goku just makes it worse.

Don't get me wrong fitness is great and I go to the gym 3x/week but the lengths some people go in this shit is really insane.

To me it's the same degree of self-mutilation and narcissism (literally narcissism as in self-eroticism) seen in troons but in the other direction. Some of these motherfuckers post about how they've fucked up their cardiovascular system so bad with these drugs they're at risk of a heart attack every time they walk up a flight of stairs.

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No normal person would find this attractive let alone permanently jeopardize their health just to make sure their upper body is shaped like a croissant.

Nevertake SARMs, just take secretagogues instead. Much safer and no hormonal effects.

 

[catpin]

Tonkasaw would like to know your location

 

[Margo Martindale]

Damn a thread on this is overdue.

And yes, all those fitness models who say you can get ripped like them just if you buy such and such supplements are on steroids

 

[737 MAX Stan Account]

Yep.
Then there’s the synthol freaks.
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Synthol is basically an oil type deal that swells up the muscle, and can very easily lead to infection and other damage.

MF be looking like one of my Kenshi characters

 

[Biden's Chosen]

Still /fit/ has golden moments like this on it

That guy has implants though. You can see the scars under the boobs.

 

[KateHikes14]

That guy has implants though. You can see the scars under the boobs.

It looks like irritation from an underwire, the scars are way too big and light colored.

 

[Margo Martindale]

Speaking of /fit/

 

[CivilianOfTheFandomWars]

Speaking of /fit/

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Hnnng, /fit/, I'm trying to get swole, but now I'm dummy thicc, and the clap of my asscheeks keeps alerting the Chads.

 

[Deez Nuts]

No mention of the og PISSLORD Jason Genova? Should probably add it to the op. Well at least a link to it. Also the navy seal copypasta irl JASON "NON NEGOTIABLE" BLAHA and a good introduction vid of that lunatic
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It's indeed correct that the online fitness community/bodybuilding is filled with these slapfights and drama that would make even beauty parlour blush. But a lot of it is just passing ear to ear and not really documented. The closest one one be that Connor murphy guy who seem to have some sort of psychosis where he stopped taking roids and eating for god knows when and livestreamed his meltdown leading to people speculated he offed himself only to resurface as some weird online yoga guru type. TLR, dont do roids people.

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Honestly there's so so much drama, I know quite a lot about it due to... PL reasons. And it's a massive trainwreck. /fit/ is probably the best case where you can see it all in action but its so disorganized.

Still /fit/ has golden moments like this on it
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Also don't forget people who will never admit to steroid use when it's obvious and that the true key is YOU JUST GOTTA BUY MY SUPPLEMENTS BRAH PROMO CODE IN THE DESCRIPTON

Yeah Jason and all the others need a mention. It’s pretty much dead at this point tho. He had some drama with his uncle and went into hiding off the internet cause of it. Everything you could ever want to read about him is here. Sadly most the videos are gone due to the uncle thing.

 

[CivilianOfTheFandomWars]

Gubbermint sponsored T-Cycles when?

Use buttplugs for max gainz!

 

[PaleTay]

I feel like if any place on the internet would be up for reading really in-depth lore dumps on obscure freaks then it's Kiwi Farms. I sympathize with the difficulty in finding the information in the first place but I think it'd be really appreciated if you actually wrote something up on it - especially because this is a topic that is A. ripe for mockery and B. hasn't really been covered here yet. I would offer assistance but unfortunately I only have a surface-level knowledge.

You could just start with the already popularized/well-known shit and then move into Deeper Lore.

edit: to actually contribute to the thread I'll add a story that is entirely anecdotal and thus possibly not interesting but I feel like it embodies this entire subculture.

I used to work security with a guy who was like a 5"3 asian dude with glasses who used to be really fat and then started super-overcompensating by becoming a bodybuilder and taking roids. I was hanging out with him once and he said that he used to get roid rage so bad that when he'd call his friends and they would be busy/unable to hang out with him, or he'd fail on Tindr, he'd basically get so mad about what he interprited as social rejection that he'd start literally throwing shit across the room. The saddest/most tragic part is that his transformation really didn't even do that much for him. I was dating a girl briefly who had met him once or twice and I distinctly remember her telling me "yeah the first thing I noticed about him was his butter-face, the second thing I noticed was damn, he's jacked." Just think about that. Permenantly fucking up your hormones and obsessing over fitness and it's still the second thing people notice about you, it's still not enough to get over being Asian, short, or ugly facial features. So in that scenario how does someone like that react? If they're already that deep the answer is most likely gonna be "take more roids"

The reason I bring up this story at all is because I think this insecurity is the exact thing that initially motivates many of these bodybuilders to start in the first place. I don't want to write it off as "cant get pussy lmao" because it's obviously deeper than that but I do think it's rooted in social insecurity that could be easily addressed through healthier outlets. Just like troons. And then it just gets worse into this retarded downward spiral where they die at age 30 just for 5 sweet years of looking like a Super Mutant from Fallout.

I've always viewed it as people who listen to trainers and the bodybuilding community on how "hard" it is to get jacked or strong without steroids and just take steroids or gear. The people who "kill themselves for years" and take a bunch of supplements and have dadbods, and might be able to bench 1.2 times bodyweight get pushed onto people as a success story as well. That and a lot of trainers and introductory fitness programs are pretty shit and just sell people supplements/gear and people become overly reliant on it.

 

[CivilianOfTheFandomWars]

I've always viewed it as people who listen to trainers and the bodybuilding community on how "hard" it is to get jacked or strong without steroids and just take steroids or gear. The people who "kill themselves for years" and take a bunch of supplements and have dadbods, and might be able to bench 1.2 times bodyweight get pushed onto people as a success story as well. That and a lot of trainers and introductory fitness programs are pretty shit and just sell people supplements/gear and people become overly reliant on it.

People seem to forget that strong people existed long before ‘roids.
Like, I’m pretty sure Sandow was natty, and didn’t have anywhere near the vast amount of knowledge to draw upon that we have now.

 

[Salubrious]

People seem to forget that strong people existed long before ‘roids.
Like, I’m pretty sure Sandow was natty, and didn’t have anywhere near the vast amount of knowledge to draw upon that we have now.

As far as just stimulants (which I don't really mind if people use), they've been taking them since the Ancient Greeks. They experimented with herbs all the time. Even gorging meat before a competition was considered a form of "doping" because meat wasn't as common back then.

As far as modern steroids and such, testosterone was first created synthetically in German in the mid-1930s or so. So by that definition, anyone in the 1920s and prior was "clean." They may have gorged on caffeine and even cocaine/heroin for a boost, but not testosterone or steroids.

 

[CivilianOfTheFandomWars]

As far as just stimulants (which I don't really mind if people use), they've been taking them since the Ancient Greeks. They experimented with herbs all the time. Even gorging meat before a competition was considered a form of "doping" because meat wasn't as common back then.

As far as modern steroids and such, testosterone was first created synthetically in German in the mid-1930s or so. So by that definition, anyone in the 1920s and prior was "clean." They may have gorged on caffeine and even cocaine/heroin for a boost, but not testosterone or steroids.

Well, I think the debate of what is and is not a natty will probably go on forever, but there’s something to be said on the subject of legit anabolics and the like.
For example, a video by Greg Doucette (the swole one, not the lawyer) that came out today:

This is not eating a bunch of meat, or drinking a pot of coffee, or taking some creatine, this is a legitimate issue that is becoming bigger by the day.