Culture Socialism Themed Monopoly Divides The Internet - Hasbro tells socialists to BTFO

Far Queue

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I wonder how those snowflakes would react to something like this.

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It's a real game: https://monopoly.fandom.com/wiki/Ghettopoly

Follows the rules of monopoly but all of the properties are seedy things like massage parlors and pawn shops and you build crack houses and projects instead of houses and hotels. Some of the cards are things like getting extra money from a welfare check or your hoes having a good night. The player game pieces are things like a crack rock or a 40.
 

Lemmingwise

Blamer
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Follows the rules of monopoly but all of the properties are seedy things like massage parlors and pawn shops and you build crack houses and projects instead of houses and hotels. Some of the cards are things like getting extra money from a welfare check or your hoes having a good night. The player game pieces are things like a crack rock or a 40.
It's not a monopoly clone and more of a mix of risk and settler of catan, but this is my political game of choice.

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You play different empires extracting oil from the various tiles of a world map. Once in a while something causes the axis of evil to spin and it randomly decides if a certain empire is considered evil. When it is, that player has to wear the balaclava of evil and he gets free terrorist cards every turn, whereas every empire gets rewards for warring on said evil empire.

You can also at any time fund and develop terrorist cells in any country that generally prevent oil extraction and empower various terrorist cards.

At any time when an empire goes bankrupt, they're forced to become fulltime terrorist. All terrorists play as a single player, with shared hand, income, etcetera.

You usually have this slowly growing (and irritable) communion of terrorist players at some point. It's stupid fun.

Brought to you by Terrorbull Games. Say that fast. Yep.
 
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Marissa Moira

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It's not a monopoly clone and more of a mix of risk and settler of catan, but this is my political game of choice.

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You play different empires extracting oil from the various tiles. Once in a while something causes the axis of evil to spin and it randomly decides if a certain empire is considered evil. When it is, that player has to wear the balaclava of evil and he gets free terrorist cards every turn, whereas every empire gets rewards for warring on said evil empire.

You can also at any time fund and develop terrorist cells in any country that generally prevent oil extraction and empower various terrorist cards.

At any time when an empire goes bankrupt, they're forced to become fulltime terrorist. All terrorists play as a single player, with shared hand, income, etcetera.

You usually have this slowly growing (and irritable) communion of terrorist players at some point. It's stupid fun.

Brought to you by Terrorbull Games. Say that fast. Yep.
This sounds like a similar game but it was about Ancient Central and South America where all the players are opposing tribes and one of the objectives is to form an alliance with Cortez and the Conquistadors and when you form an alliance with Cortez it will last for a few rounds and you're allowed to decimate the other players.
 

Bum Driller

Cultural Appropriator & Cowboy Chemist
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There is a huge difference between them and the Christians though: the Christians rarely were able to get the thing mocking them pulled off shelves or exhibits removed.

I wonder why this difference exists?

That's certainly not true. Up to the second World War, and even some decades after it, blasphemy against Christian church or its doctrines was literally a crime in many countries of the Western world. Then came the sixties, and with it Christianity thankfully got it shit kicked in by the majority of people who simply were too fed up with that bullshit, and since then we have been free to mock them as much as we want.
 

Feminine Penis

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Instead of the "Go To Jail" you get "Dragged to Lubyanka basement and shot", which removes the recipient from the game.
Change the rules so the game isn't "buy the most property to screw over other people", it's "murder your political rivals and accumulate influence to become New Dear Leader".
Fuck, that'd be a much more entertaining and poignant satire then this controversy-seeking turd.
That kinda already exists as Secret Hitler, but I'm sure if you looked hard enough you'd find a Secret Stalin rule set out there.
 
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Uh, huh. "Confusingly money is paid from the community fund to a private bank". You know that shit happened in the UK in 2007/2008? The public literally had to buy a bunch of failing banks.
I chuckled at a couple of bits where he inadvertently self-owns.

For example, there is a community fund, and if a player doesn't have enough money to pay for something, the community fund automatically pays the difference. Which seems kinda socialist at first glance. But the community fund is gleefully and deliberately designed to be constantly running out of money. At this point, the only way to fill it back up and keep the game going is for players to donate money to it voluntarily...
He's so close to realising why people don't like socialism, but can't quite connect the dots.

Likewise, because "socialism" allegedly hates people doing well, a card lets you confiscate wealth from someone with some sort of vote. But then, rather than actually redistributing that wealth to those less well off, the wealth is simply destroyed and removed from the game.
Again, he's almost there, but can't quite realise that a big part of resistance to redistribution from an economists' perspective is that redistributing resources misallocates those resources and results in a loss of total wealth.
 
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garakfan69

Please be patient, I have idiocy
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That's certainly not true. Up to the second World War, and even some decades after it, blasphemy against Christian church or its doctrines was literally a crime in many countries of the Western world. Then came the sixties, and with it Christianity thankfully got it shit kicked in by the majority of people who simply were too fed up with that bullshit, and since then we have been free to mock them as much as we want.
Blasphemy is still a crime in Germany.
 

NeoGAF Lurker

An Niggo
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Remember how these people think that socialism is somehow scary and dangerous to the elite? Yet that very same elite does the bidding of a few dozen random losers on the internet and pulls a dumb board game from the shelves? Makes you think.

I learned a lot about socialism by reading George orwell. Orwell was socialist and he had some very interesting thoughts on it. It's hard to take conservative critiques of Socialism seriously after reading Orwell.
I learned a lot about socialism from leftbook late stage capitalism memes.
 
Remember how these people think that socialism is somehow scary and dangerous to the elite? Yet that very same elite does the bidding of a few dozen random losers on the internet and pulls a dumb board game from the shelves? Makes you think.



I learned a lot about socialism from leftbook late stage capitalism memes.
Remember how these people think that socialism is somehow scary and dangerous to the elite? Yet that very same elite does the bidding of a few dozen random losers on the internet and pulls a dumb board game from the shelves? Makes you think.



I learned a lot about socialism from leftbook late stage capitalism memes.

this is a very good essay by George Orwell about socialism. He writes that the goal of socialism is not utopia, but human brotherhood. The goal is to make a Scrooge and a Tiny Tim impossible. isn't that noble?
 
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