Sockness manipulated Chris with threat to stop the Merge, RPing as Magi-Chan -

Mariposa Electrique

In 2021, Shit will hit the fan 4 Chris
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but its also sad
No, it was sad the first time Chris was manipulated into doing something stupid. This is just Chris' life now. Getting ass raped metaphorically or literally by freak fuckers on the Internet. There's sadder stuff in the world than a tard getting caught up in the loop of perpetual unawareness. Chris is like that cartoon dodobird, who is bought back from extinction only to keep killing itself because it lacks the evolutionary adaptations to survive.
 

muh_moobs

Lord of mspaint shitposts
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Crowley's wife was named Rose, and she was allegedly a seer who merged with Aiwass to usher in the new Aeon of Horus.

Somebody get Alex Jones here. Chris is the reincarnation of Crowley, Rosechu was his true and honest wife and they predicted a merging of two worlds over a century ago. It all makes sense now.
Fucking HORUS!!!!!!
 

Glassshardballpit

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No, it was sad the first time Chris was manipulated into doing something stupid. This is just Chris' life now. Getting ass raped metaphorically or literally by freak fuckers on the Internet. There's sadder stuff in the world than a tard getting caught up in the loop of perpetual unawareness. Chris is like that cartoon dodobird, who is bought back from extinction only to keep killing itself because it lacks the evolutionary adaptations to survive.
Chris is Daffy Duck.

Inferior to all, superior to none.
But you'll never convince him otherwise.
 

Floop

Accidental Spy Kids reference
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I hope he does. If for nothing else, it would piss off Sockness.
Oh i know, it would scar me much less because if there was video evidence it would just be sockness lying down making sex moans.
Side note: I think we should make a poll placing bets on what might happen in the sex tape. My bets are (inadvertent) scat, bondage, and cutting back open the un clit.
 
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WorldsSmartestManRonOTool

Renaissance Man, Polymath, World Traveler
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Oh i know, it would scar me much less because if there was video evidence it would just be sockness lying down making sex moans.
Side note: I think we should make a poll placing bets on what might happen in the sex tape. My bets are (inadvertent) scat, bondage, and cutting back open the un clit.
sex toys made of Legos and CRAYOLA FUCKING MODEL MAGIC
 

Apteryx Owenii

formerly a jerkop, wants to avoid merge
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$1000 to fix a hole in an exhaust and replace brake pads :lit: Sockness got absolutely shafted.
Chris gets the next shafting.

At least those who hate barb with a passion can rejoice- in her twilight years she not only gets to deal with her idiotic son turning into a troon but is going to have to hear him getting assblasted by possibly the only person autistic enough to want to bang "her" shouting about magichans and other bullshit.
 
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