Sockness manipulated Chris with threat to stop the Merge, RPing as Magi-Chan -

Floop

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I hope he does. If for nothing else, it would piss off Sockness.
Oh i know, it would scar me much less because if there was video evidence it would just be sockness lying down making sex moans.
Side note: I think we should make a poll placing bets on what might happen in the sex tape. My bets are (inadvertent) scat, bondage, and cutting back open the un clit.
 
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WorldsSmartestManRonOTool

Renaissance Man, Polymath, World Traveler
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Oh i know, it would scar me much less because if there was video evidence it would just be sockness lying down making sex moans.
Side note: I think we should make a poll placing bets on what might happen in the sex tape. My bets are (inadvertent) scat, bondage, and cutting back open the un clit.
sex toys made of Legos and CRAYOLA FUCKING MODEL MAGIC
 

Apteryx Owenii

formerly a jerkop, wants to avoid merge
True & Honest Fan
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$1000 to fix a hole in an exhaust and replace brake pads :lit: Sockness got absolutely shafted.
Chris gets the next shafting.

At least those who hate barb with a passion can rejoice- in her twilight years she not only gets to deal with her idiotic son turning into a troon but is going to have to hear him getting assblasted by possibly the only person autistic enough to want to bang "her" shouting about magichans and other bullshit.
 

Super Colon Blow

Sucks and blows at the same time!
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Yes i did.
There's just something sinister about Sockness, as much of a weirdo Chris can be Sockness is just in another level of weirdness to me so much that it makes Chris look normal (at least to me).
If I had to meet one of them IRL I would feel vastly safer around Chris than Sock. I'd rather get sperged at than raped.
 

anameisaname

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What's sad sick and quite exceptional is Jacob continuously promises Chris he'll bring about the dimensional merge. Ever since the idea guys messed with Chris's head he's been so malleable and willing to believe anyone who promises the merge. The key to all of this is figuring out who the sugar daddy is if he exists and how Jacob is able to live comfortably. he mentioned he's no longer in contact with his family so he must be getting a tugboat. even Chris wants nothing to do with Jacob as far as proximity is concerned Chris simply wants Jacob to deliver on the dimensional merge part of me believes that Chris is trying to call Jacob on his bluff.
 

Bombsaway

The rabbit hole never ends!
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What's sad sick and quite exceptional is Jacob continuously promises Chris he'll bring about the dimensional merge. Ever since the idea guys messed with Chris's head he's been so malleable and willing to believe anyone who promises the merge. The key to all of this is figuring out who the sugar daddy is if he exists and how Jacob is able to live comfortably. he mentioned he's no longer in contact with his family so he must be getting a tugboat. even Chris wants nothing to do with Jacob as far as proximity is concerned Chris simply wants Jacob to deliver on the dimensional merge part of me believes that Chris is trying to call Jacob on his bluff.
I think you are right. Everyone seems to be just accepting that this is the path Chris has chosen for himself... are we forgetting the 10+ years of his past? Chris is easily manipulated and can be lead to do just about anything. Mix in the modern dimensional merge shit and it’s a catastrophe waiting to happen. Sockness is probably the biggest foe kf has ever seen. Doxes don’t scare him because he’s too retarded for them to have an effect. The guy is promising big shit in order to rape our sacred lolcow.
 
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Duff

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LOL no Chris doesn't order Barb around. Rather the reverse. Though she has less control than she used to. I doubt emphysema as there's no reason to believe Barb ever smoked. She's just an old redneck. You can pretty well assume arthritis because at that age everyone's got it. Also, Barb doesn't clean up. She hoards. Their place is a sty. It's not like she has any sense of pride either. He shows her that they can get money begging on camera, she's all over it. Don't be feeling sorry for this old hag. A good part of this situation can be laid at her feet in the first place. It's also a cautionary tale: If you're female, do not have kids in middle age! The ova deteriorate and you get fucked up kids like Chris.
Now I've just completely lost all sympathy for that woman.
 

Jasonfan89

Ki ki ki ma ma ma
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LOL no Chris doesn't order Barb around. Rather the reverse. Though she has less control than she used to. I doubt emphysema as there's no reason to believe Barb ever smoked. She's just an old redneck. You can pretty well assume arthritis because at that age everyone's got it. Also, Barb doesn't clean up. She hoards. Their place is a sty. It's not like she has any sense of pride either. He shows her that they can get money begging on camera, she's all over it. Don't be feeling sorry for this old hag. A good part of this situation can be laid at her feet in the first place. It's also a cautionary tale: If you're female, do not have kids in middle age! The ova deteriorate and you get fucked up kids like Chris.
It's not just that she was middle aged when she had him, it was a factor yes but even if he'd been genetically autistic since he was in utero Chris could have been corrected with disipline and medication but Barb and Bob believed in neither, they shelterd him, refused send him to special Ed, and as far as we know he wasn't on medication until well into his adulthood too little too late.
 
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