I doubt this guy has the abillity to save up enough money without impulse buying useless crap to actually go anywhere, even if it were dirt cheap.
Even if he got to Chris there is no way they'll get along, they'll both make up stupid shit about the Merge® that'll contradict and will just make them fight eachother like children. I hope it gets recorded though.
Chris should reach out to Megan and ask if he can borrow one of her guns. I'm still undecided whether or not Sockness is a long game troll, or if he's actually serious in his Chris lust. What I am certain of is that he's an absolute lunatic.