Sockness planning a "several month visit" with Chris. -

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Muscle Bra

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In the span of 1 hour one of my mutuals put me in contact with a guy that went to high-school with him. Sockness was a giant perv, but to girls. He was also a huge homophobe. Go figure.
To be fair, so was Chris. The parallels between these two mongs are uncanny.

:optimistic:, I know, but part of me is still hoping for some sort of Grand Lolcow Convergence.
 
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Kosher Dill

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She did at one point, years and years ago. Cole Smithey told a story about how someone broke into their house when he was a kid and she'd fired it to scare off the intruder and nearly hit him instead.
Although it should be pointed out that this story has no independent corroboration, and it could very easily be some Cole bullshit about his redneck ReTHUGlican parents.
 

niggers

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:optimistic:, I know, but part of me is still hoping for some sort of Grand Lolcow Convergence.
the Merge is real, it's not about cartoon characters though. eventually all lolcows will meld together into a single horrifying mass of pale flesh and spooge, with only one primordial desire: destroy the kiwifarms

luckily 10,000 lolcows fused together is still about half as intelligent as a normal person so we'll probably be fine
 

Tikbalang

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They're gonna meet up, be awkward together, have ugly, gross sex, film it and have it leaked before sacrificing the kitten to initiate the merge.
Useful for interrogating islamic terrorist in guantanamo bay. "Alaah, kill me now"
the Merge is real, it's not about cartoon characters though. eventually all lolcows will meld together into a single horrifying mass of pale flesh and spooge, with only one primordial desire: destroy the kiwifarms

luckily 10,000 lolcows fused together is still about half as intelligent as a normal person so we'll probably be fine
Would that abomination kill Jason Voorhes for good?
In the span of 1 hour one of my mutuals put me in contact with a guy that went to high-school with him. Sockness was a giant perv, but to girls. He was also a huge homophobe. Go figure.
Also. I don't know if I can stomach reading all this on his Lore. It's basically the Sonichu of 40k.
I might read it, if there's a pdf version.
 

Apteryx Owenii

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And then when someone calls the cops for an actual good reason, the cops will be like "yeah right whatever" and will shit themselves and do nothing. Of course Sock is counting on this
If Chris or Barb calls they'll respond... reluctantly. If a neighbor (non-anonymously!) calls they'll do something, too. But if some poster from the internet calls they'll tell them to fuck off which will be the correct response 99.9% of the time with CWC.

the .01% of the time is if Sockness is living streaming as he tries to sew Barb's skin into a moo-moo for himself to wear and the local PD doesn't open the link because (1) viruses and (2) rickrolling.

I'd say that there would be recriminations but I don't think anyone in the area would much care as long as they got rid of Jacob after he was done.
 
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