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Lampey

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He's gonna get raped by Jacob cosplaying as Spike.
I don't know what's more terryfing the fact that he wants to have sex with chris...or the fact that he has a dragon cosplay fetish and thinks he's sexy with it.

I hope he doesn't use the poor cats in it's satanic rituals or whatever they are, the poor things have had enough suffering living in that snorlax's cave.
Knowing Jacob, i wouldn't be surprised if he does in fact harm Chris, Barbs or the poor cats, this man seems mentally unestable.
 
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HavenlyKingdom

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Are most dudes actually rapists until the time comes when they're truly expecting to get "china" only to then they get refused?
He is obviously sexually attracted to Chris, he has shown to be delusional and in lack of other words fucked up in the head. And the fact how much he wants to go to Chris house the reasons are obvious.


He is simply too unpredictable and if Chris rejects his advances, things could get ugly.... or not, but the risk is always there and you wouldn't leverage your life on Sockness mental stability. Am I right?
 

Lampey

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I know people are joking about Sockness murdering/raping Chris, Barb, cats, etc... But is the dude actually violent? I can't be bothered to rifle through that monstrous thread to see if he ever harmed anyone physically.

TBH Chris prolly has more violent convictions to his name than Sockness.
Keep in mind that Jacob Sockness is not right in the head, i'd even say he's boderline crazy and desilusional, even more than Chris himself i'd even say.
People with mental illness can be violent and rape without any past violence ever happened, Jacob is not metally stable...what Chris needs is a mentally stable friend...not a creepy and rapey dude that sexualizes chris himself on twitter, supports chris on the CPU godess thng everyone is annoyed off and believes in his occult bs.
 

Jasonfan89

Ki ki ki ma ma ma
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Chris and sockness are proof we never should have closed state mental institutions, if they were still around today sockness, Chris, and a majority of the lolcows would be in quiet rooms with no computers to post pictures of their horrible dicks or prattle on about their delusions.
 

Muscle Bra

I passed high scholl bitch!
True & Honest Fan
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Chris and sockness are proof we never should have closed state mental institutions, if they were still around today sockness, Chris, and a majority of the lolcows would be in quiet rooms with no computers to post pictures of their horrible dicks or prattle on about their delusions.
And we would need to find other ways to keep ourselves occupied at work.

So... win-win?
 

FightenGnome

Amateur Christorian
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I can see Chris in a dramatic courtroom testimony blubbering "I swear, I had no idea riding the dragon would be so violent. All of you womenz, watch out for this. I am the first real lady to experience this brutal act known as RAPE! He didn't even take me to Equestria afterward like he promised. This wouldn't have happened had I not been so irresistibly beautiful and setsy."
I'd feel more pity for Sockness tbh. Sockness seems exceptional enough to enter Chris' poop chute without any sort of barrier. He will instantly regret the inevitable infection that will come with it.
 

The handsome tard

Im strangling Mister Cash for bringing up my wife
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Get up
eats pages of the Bible and LSD for breakfast
???
Profit!!!
Pretty sure the bible says that believing shit like the merge is blasphemy but maybe its the Newer Testament (because the New still dared to say shit like to not believe false prophets).
Chris and sockness are proof we never should have closed state mental institutions, if they were still around today sockness, Chris, and a majority of the lolcows would be in quiet rooms with no computers to post pictures of their horrible dicks or prattle on about their delusions.
We did get a frightening decrease of mental health and increase in exceptional individuals demanding WE adapt to them so you are onto to something. ..
 

Jasonfan89

Ki ki ki ma ma ma
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Pretty sure the bible says that believing shit like the merge is blasphemy but maybe its the Newer Testament (because the New still dared to say shit like to not believe false prophets).

We did get a frightening decrease of mental health and increase in exceptional individuals demanding WE adapt to them so you are onto to something. ..
Chris himself is a prime example, long before the whole "tolerate drag queen story hours in our library or you're a bigot" bs, Chris was preparing public speeches at Target about why the managers were manajerks and security was jerkops who should accept him as a hero on a quest... honestly if Chris was born a decade or two later and pulled the shit he did then, now we'd have a lot more video evidence to back up things like being pantsed and rug burned by Baggett at Target.
 

TrippinKahlua

From RC Enthusiast to T-Shirt Brand.
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I know people are joking about Sockness murdering/raping Chris, Barb, cats, etc... But is the dude actually violent? I can't be bothered to rifle through that monstrous thread to see if he ever harmed anyone physically.

TBH Chris prolly has more violent convictions to his name than Sockness.
He dresses as a Care Bear and they had this power called "Care Bear Stare" that really had nothing to do with staring but was a type of beam shot from their stomach.

Because bears are known for shooting laser beams from their stomach, right?

Hopefully Sockness didn't voodoo teach himself to do it.
 
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duff101

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Sockness worries me immensely because he seems to have real issues with violence, not Chris’ “RRRRR IM GONNA GET YOU YOU DAMN DIRTY TROLLS!” Chris reacts like a child does when things don’t go his way, he throws a tantrum, whereas Sockness has more real violent fantasies.

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It reminds me of this Calvin & Hobbes comic. Calvin (in a more Chris-like mental state) wants to blow up school because he hates it. I feel like in the same situation Sockness would want to blow up the school with everyone inside to make a sacrifice for his imaginary demon god.
 
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