Cheers, I really needed a good solid laugh this morning
Sofie Hagen / sofiehagendk / sofiehagen.komiker / Comedians Telling Stuff - Lindy West 2: Cancer Boogaloo; Obese SJW Danish "Comedian", Podcaster, & Science Denier.
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LoL the cognitive dissonance. "Stop talking about the thing that gives you a better chance of surviving le coof. Also, THIS FAT BODY IS SURVIVING A GLOBAL PANDEMIC!!!!" 
I'm now wondering once more, how Sofie thinks people would survive without the economy rollin'? Money comes from a magical Goverment Secret Space
and Boris Johnson is just keeping everyone poor out of lolz?
I'm now wondering once more, how Sofie thinks people would survive without the economy rollin'? Money comes from a magical Goverment Secret Space
and Boris Johnson is just keeping everyone poor out of lolz?
I thought their body size was the least interesting thing about them?
No how much they holler and scream, people do not want to be fat, because morbid obesity fucking sucks.
Haesindang Park
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LoL the cognitive dissonance. "Stop talking about the thing that gives you a better chance of surviving le coof. Also, THIS FAT BODY IS SURVIVING A GLOBAL PANDEMIC!!!!"
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I'm now wondering once more, how Sofie thinks people would survive without the economy rollin'? Money comes from a magical Goverment Secret Space
Her body may survive this pandemic, but it won't survive life. Her knees must be begging for mercy. She's much closer to sleep apnea than she thinks.
I’m pretty sure she’s spent the last year lolling about her apartment, picking the scab on her gut and sitting on the floor for selfies with said gunt. Her knees and pelvis are surely suffering, but I’d assume never ever standing/walking has given them a small break. She hasn’t even needed to stand at a mic for her “CoMeDy” in months.
For a second I thought that was Virgie Tovar.
Sofie, you are fat.
Allo Vera
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Why are all of her selfies shot naked from the waist down, with her gut flopped over her underwear (assuming she is even wearing underwear)? I can’t imagine being so desperate for fat validation you have to literally have your fat gut front and centre in every photograph.
It’s one of those things where like Virgie Tovar, she knows she’s so offensively fat and ugly that the best defense is offense: trying to put her fat and disgusting body out there to own the haydurs. Then if anyone takes the bait, she oinks and squeals about it for those sweet, sweet oppression points.
My guess is, that Sofie hopes (like most of deathfats and insane FA's) by posting lewds and "normalizing" her bodytype, tall muscular cis-men will want her.
She probably outgrew all of her pants during the pandemic.
Sofie is a really shitty person, massively untalented hack at standup, and extremely bitter at her overwhelming lack of substance as a human being. Easily one of the most appalling creatures I have ever met.
Only solace to be found is that she will be denied life saving treatment in hospital if she catches coof.
Only solace to be found is that she will be denied life saving treatment in hospital if she catches coof.
Have you met her? She seems to quite literally live on the internet now.
Alas yes. She is worse in real life, best she keep her fat arse indoors away from us all.
Sofies fat distribution is so weird. She's like a potato on sticks.
It's fascinating when they try to explain how morbid obesity is TOTALLY NOT a health risk especially considering Le Coof, but you should totally get the vaccine guys!!!
It's fascinating when they try to explain how morbid obesity is TOTALLY NOT a health risk especially considering Le Coof, but you should totally get the vaccine guys!!!
I have no words.. 
Edit. Over 11 000 people LIKED this picture. I can guarantee you that most of those people are thinking "Thank fucking GOD I don't look like THAT!"
Edit. Over 11 000 people LIKED this picture. I can guarantee you that most of those people are thinking "Thank fucking GOD I don't look like THAT!"
Disgusting picture aside, it’s amazing how she posts the exact same shit every time. She’s be just as dumb and annoying regardless of her BMI.I have no words..
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Edit. Over 11 000 people LIKED this picture. I can guarantee you that most of those people are thinking "Thank fucking GOD I don't look like THAT!"
Well, she has no life outside of being fat (and now the dog who is also sick because of skinfolds, so a pretty fitting choice of doggo there. I do like Hank). She is alone, pathetic and has nothing else to do than post semi-nudes in the void. If she wasn't such a bitter asshole, I would feel bad for her.
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