Sofie Hagen / sofiehagendk / sofiehagen.komiker / Comedians Telling Stuff - Lindy West 2: Cancer Boogaloo; Obese SJW Danish "Comedian", Podcaster, & Science Denier.

[Frog-Chomping Bat]

Sofie likes to pose with her gut in her lap, and the last few years have seemed the same. Posting the gunt hanging down, presented like her prize spring hog, is shocking.

Posting a photo of a gunt so large it looks like she can’t actually stand upright, while insisting that we can’t apply a single adjective to her body “It’s just a body.” No, no, it’s really not. To most people, it’s an ugly, ruined, and extremely unhealthy body. Demanding your own pronouns is bad enough, but you really don’t get to decide your adjectives. Eye of the beholder, Sofie.

 

[Eternal Gopnik]

It's not (...) a cry for help

 

[MrHoneyBadger]

She talks like nothing can be changed, like it's something that don't depend on her, like eye color. This is so wrong and harmful.

 

[Itterasshai]

Have some Twitter updates.

 

[Cynar]

Have some Twitter updates. Attached to not stretch the page.

This one is just.... These "look how much I absolutely love being fat!!"-type women do it every single time. They inevitably reveal not only how sad they are but how terribly bitter.
Imagine seeing some silly one-off internet-famous thing and your first thought is essentially "I bet that someone somewhere hates this person and thinks they're an asshole and is bitter about their success. I identify with that imaginary person. Yeah, fuck you, guy in the video I know nothing about." Jfc no wonder she's over-eating. She's obviously completely miserable.

 

[Smiling Honeybadger]

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This one is just.... These "look how much I absolutely love being fat!!"-type women do it every single time. They inevitably reveal not only how sad they are but how terribly bitter.
Imagine seeing some silly one-off internet-famous thing and your first thought is essentially "I bet that someone somewhere hates this person and thinks they're an asshole and is bitter about their success. I identify with that imaginary person. Yeah, fuck you, guy in the video I know nothing about." Jfc no wonder she's over-eating. She's obviously completely miserable.

Also still being TriGGereD over April Fool's Day, because of an incident from 14 YEARS AGO. And she had to mention that the slut her ex run off with was a model.

I mean it was a bit of a dick move, but I can't bring myself to fault him for that. Just look at this bitter, resentful beast. And I skipped on half of the tweets. So no idea what nuggets were hidden in the rest of the tweets.

No wonder her comedic career tanked. Frustrated, insecure, bitter blabbering is not funny.

 

[FuckDuckSeagull]

Jesus christ this woman has no fucking life.

 

[Cynar]

Jesus christ this woman has no fucking life.
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Lol this stone-cold moron needs to spend a year on an actual farm. Get off the internet, drop 100 pounds, and get a grip. The whole "doN't miSgeNder yOuR cAt, yOu dOn'T kNoW hOw iT fEeLs" was peak tumblr back in 2012 and got made fun of even then.

 

[FuckDuckSeagull]

Holy shit, you guize. Sofie realized something. She can't control the entire world.

 

[DelicateMageflower]

Holy shit, you guize. Sofie realized something. She can't control the entire world.
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I'm surprised she didn't dump her therapist for triggering her.

 

[NeoGAF Lurker]

“tough couple of months where I’ve been constantly triggered”

This made me laugh out loud, hilarious

 

[Smiling Honeybadger]

You can also read it as the therapist's very polite way to tell Sofie to get over herself and not constantly act like an assblasted little cunt.

 

[Smug Cat]

Holy shit, you guize. Sofie realized something. She can't control the entire world.
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I am beyond shocked that this bitch is actually seeing a competent therapist.

 

[FuckDuckSeagull]

Sofie wrote a wall of text about not being a girl and something something bla bla hot men won't fuck her because she's so confident or soemthing idk...

 

[Pope Negro Joe the XIIIth]

Sofie wrote a wall of text about not being a girl and something something bla bla hot men won't fuck her because she's so confident or soemthing idk...

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>"handsome" ( I can't make the jokes if you do first)
>Can't read
>Self Obsessed
>"Men are such scum"
>Delusional about morbid obesity
>No shame

 

[Gay Mouth]

:deviant:

 

[Ratzinger]

I have no trouble believing she doesn't read much or that she spends all day watching TV. I believe her that she resents men because they don't find her attractive, which she has to translate into SJW speak first, of course.
But I kind of doubt she actually takes selfies all day long. I bet she avoids objects that reflect reality back at her: Mirros, photos, scales etc. until she needs one as a prob for these exibitionist projections.
Some genuine self reflection would do her well, but it's pretty clear she's not ready for the realization that it's not the patriarchy that's holding her down, it's gravity.

edit: I only just noticed that todays photo and the april photo were clearly taken on the same occassion, illustrating my selfies point, lol

 

[Kitlen]

Wasn't her therapist just telling her that things that trigger her are out of her control, but it's up to her how she reacts to them? This sounds like a big ole reaction to something "triggering." (Probably seeing herself in the mirror).

 

[NeoGAF Lurker]

Disgusting picture aside, it’s amazing how she posts the exact same shit every time. She’s be just as dumb and annoying regardless of her BMI.

Not to be a broken record (unlike Sofie) but holy shit, she really does just post the same shit every time. She’s as boring as she is fat.

 

[FuckDuckSeagull]

Remember folks, Sofie isn't a woman.

Hmmmm, why do I get the feeling Sofie is a tad sour, because she isn't a pretty feminine lady? Her bodytype is potato with legs, so doesn't get more non-binary than that. Just bind your sad tiddies Sofie.