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Just something I'm kind confused on. Are the people that the wiki says are dead really dead? I.e. Ivy and BILLY MAYS?
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no lol,well with the exception of Billy mays he really is dead, But back when chris wasn't so paranoid it was common place for trolls to act like a girl who liked Chris and make him do funny shit, then cut off ties with him by either just breaking up with him or acting like they had died in some accident. But no they aren't really dead lol
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Below are the only people/beings who are really dead:
Patti the dog--dead by euthanasia, 2006.
Aunt Corrina--dead of natural causes, 2009.
Billy Mays--the Oxyclean salesman died of a heart attack in 2009. However, the real Billy Mays never trolled Chris.
Robert Chandler--dead of heart failure, 2011.
Below are the people who Chris believes and/or believed at one time to be dead:
Ryan Cash--death via suicide
Mike Jackson--death via overdose of sleeping pills
Ivy--death via suicide
Sarah Jackson--killed in a car accident. Chris immortalized this in his comic by depicting her as being run over by Optimus Prime.
Panda Halo--Chris believed that she died in the Australian bush fires.
Clyde Cash--reported to have died to Chris at various times and methods
Kacey's grandmother--killed in the 9/11 attacks
Patti the dog--dead by euthanasia, 2006.
Aunt Corrina--dead of natural causes, 2009.
Billy Mays--the Oxyclean salesman died of a heart attack in 2009. However, the real Billy Mays never trolled Chris.
Robert Chandler--dead of heart failure, 2011.
Below are the people who Chris believes and/or believed at one time to be dead:
Ryan Cash--death via suicide
Mike Jackson--death via overdose of sleeping pills
Ivy--death via suicide
Sarah Jackson--killed in a car accident. Chris immortalized this in his comic by depicting her as being run over by Optimus Prime.
Panda Halo--Chris believed that she died in the Australian bush fires.
Clyde Cash--reported to have died to Chris at various times and methods
Kacey's grandmother--killed in the 9/11 attacks
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