Somebody from 1958 has woken up to 2018 America. How do you explain what happened to the place? - This isn't about technology, it's about values.

[Wraith]

Imagine you have WWII and other human horror semi-fresh on your mind. You somehow are put in a place where you are asleep for decades, and wake up today, 2018-01-21. Someone from Kiwi has to explain crap like SJWs, pride parades where naked women and men parade around in front of kids (there's photos of that!,) deviant art, fanfiction.net, black illegitimacy rates, public school system failures, Detroid / Chicago / Los Angeles, etc. and how bad things are, what the democrat party has become, illegal immigration, anime and all that surrounds that, moral implications of video games, how Trump is blowing the anus out of bitches so hard you thought only popcorn could be in a tiny bow so salty and so forth.

Any values issue. Anything that would make someone from that era curious.

Remember, not all of them were racist pricks. A lot wanted to just live a decent life and have a successful country, family and future. Clearly something happened, and there are things to explain. How do you go about it?

 

[Fuck you jewish cunt]

Imagine you have WWII and other human horror semi-fresh on your mind. You somehow are put in a place where you are asleep for decades, and wake up today, 2018-01-21. Someone from Kiwi has to explain crap like SJWs, pride parades where naked women and men parade around in front of kids (there's photos of that!,) deviant art, fanfiction.net, black illegitimacy rates, public school system failures, Detroid / Chicago / Los Angeles, etc. and how bad things are, what the democrat party has become, illegal immigration, anime and all that surrounds that, moral implications of video games, how Trump is blowing the anus out of bitches so hard you thought only popcorn could be in a tiny bow so salty and so forth.

Any values issue. Anything that would make someone from that era curious.

Remember, not all of them were racist pricks. A lot wanted to just live a decent life and have a successful country, family and future. Clearly something happened, and there are things to explain. How do you go about it?

Lol Kiwi Farms users don't go outside how would they encounter someone from 1958?

 

[Y2K Baby]

I'd just talk to my parents.

 

[Y2K Baby]

Or myself.

 

[PsychoNerd054]

Or myself.

Apologize for the doublepost!

 

[Y2K Baby]

Apologize for the doublepost!

Respect your elders, whippersnapper.

 

[Draza]

The subhumans have taken control. We must remove them.

 

[PsychoNerd054]

Respect your elders, whippersnapper.

Sorry.

Now where were we? Oh yes, the old guy chronologically frozen in time. Let's just tell him Russia won and made everyone here gay.

 

[Salt Water Taffy]

Me: ...and we have this wonderful music called trap music!
1958 Person: Why is all of your music about strippers nowadays?
Me: Uh, I'm pretty sure it's always been about strippers.
1958 Person: Me, I sure like that Buddy Holly fellow. Whatever became of him?
Me: Well... we'll talk about that later. Let's go to Johnny Rockets.

 

[Y2K Baby]

Johnny Rockets.

Real talk, but Johnny Rocket's is like Five Guys (or In N' Out, now that I think about it) covered in a shitload of grease. Don't know why you'd ever go there (though I have barely any experience). In N' Out is retro enough; that, or Cheeburgercheeburger.

 

[Salt Water Taffy]

Real talk, but Johnny Rocket's is like Five Guys covered in a shitload of grease. Don't know why you'd ever go there (though I have barely any experience). In N' Out is retro enough; that, or Cheeburgercheeburger.

Good shakes though.

 

[Randall Fragg]

You'd also have to explain that the modern idol of the republican party is an actor. And that the current republican president is a goofy-looking billionaire who hosted a TV show.
I actually think they'd be amazed by the internet. Just think, the ability to instantly communicate with people across the world, being able to access information when you want it, the entire wealth of human knowledge at your fingertips.
And then be horrified that a large majority of it is devoted to pornography or utterly useless shit.
I think they'd actually laugh their asses off at modern communists. Remember, this guy was probably kept awake at night by fears of grimfaced, merciless communists invading the US and subjugating its citizens, or everyone being destroyed in a nuclear war. A bunch of fat trannies wearing vagina hats is going to make him wonder why the hell he ever feared commies.

 

[PsychoNerd054]

I think they'd actually laugh their asses off at modern communists. Remember, this guy was probably kept awake at night by fears of grimfaced, merciless communists invading the US and subjugating its citizens, or everyone being destroyed in a nuclear war. A bunch of fat trannies wearing vagina hats is going to make him wonder why the hell he ever feared commies.

Man, it will take a while to explain what communism is reduced to, and how some of its worse bits and pieces of it are sadly being integrated into American society. It's a freakshow over here.

 

[MrTroll]

I'd give them a fidget spinner. They'd figure out the rest.

 

[tehpope]

I think he might be amused that we've come full circle in recording medium. From Records, to Tapes, then CDs and MP3s, and back to Records.

 

[Neil]

Start speaking in pseudo-futuristic gibberish to fuck with 'em.

 

[Y2K Baby]

Start speaking in pseudo-futuristic gibberish to fuck with 'em.

"Lit, fam, my daddy's thicc, senpai."

 

[millais]

Someone from 1958 might remember the beatniks. I figure they'd put two and two together and realize a lot of it is the beatniks' fault.

 

[OhGoy]

all i need to tell them is "we've created actual, working sex robots, yet we still have not found the cure for cancer"

 

[ForgedBlades]

"The Soviets won and this was the result."