Someone Paid $9000 to Get Breastfed by a Virtual Anime YouTuber - Has science gone too far?

[SiccDicc]

Breastfed Sauce.
Refrigerated Sauce.

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Virtual anime-styled YouTubers have become increasingly popular, mostly notably Kizuna Ai, and many others with their own unique shtick. A certain virtual anime YouTuber, Note Takehana – known to her fans as “Note Mama,” is running a crowdfunding campaign to create a more realistic 3D model for her videos. One of the reward tiers is – even for me, quite ridiculous.

The crowdfunding campaign has the usual reward tiers like a thank you letter, a keychain, your name in the credits of future videos – however the highest tier, which comes in at 1 million yen (roughly $8962 USD), will get you the very exclusive opportunity to get breastfed by the motherly anime virtual YouTuber herself.

Now before you dear, dear weeb readers of ours go running to sign up for a loan, someone in Japan has already snagged the single spot to get breastfed by Note Mama.

Reportedly, the breastfeeding will happen in a public event, with virtual reality (to properly simulate getting breastfed by an anime mom), while being surrounded by other fans. They’ll drink real breast milk, too. This is reportedly fed to the user with a “Virtual Baby Bottle”.

The event is set to go down in Tokyo’s Shibuya ward, and there is the option to shamefully get breastfed by the virtual anime mom at home, but there’s no guarantee they’ll be able to facilitate the user preferring to get breastfed in privacy.

The funding from this crowdfunding campaign is supposed to be used for development costs on converting Note Mama to a full 3D virtual YouTuber. Note Mama currently has over 33,000 subscribers, and mostly does livestreamed content.

Even stranger – Note Takehana is actually a man, the illustrator behind other well known characters like Shizuka Rin and Ienaga Mugi. He uses a pitch changer most of the time to sound like a girl, however sometimes he turns it off to throw fans off.

 

[Mister Loser]

If there was any proof that Virtual Youtubers were going to permanantly destroy Japan's internet community, this is irrefutably it.

 

[the autist of dojima]

If there was any proof that Virtual Youtubers were going to permanantly destroy Japan's internet community, this is irrefutably it.

I though gachi already did a good job

 

[The Fool]

well, the farms finally managed to dox me

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

I’m half highly disturbed this is a thing, and half highly impressed a guy was able to get someone to pay that much for something like that.

 

[FrickinFrackinFruckin]

I don't even know what to say.

 

[Coolio55]

Holy shit I hope someone records this.
The meme potential is infinite.

I personally plan to overlay the saw trap music

 

[Exceptionally Exceptional]

The internet was a mistake. As was not nuking Japan from the face of the Earth.

 

[c-no]

I though gachi already did a good job

Gachimuchi would have had Billy Herrington not passed away.

 

[Shitassdeaddude]

And I thought Gatebox was the height of japanese virtual depravity. Jesus H. Christ if I were rich I'd buy out that entire tier and duck out at the last minute just to deny anyone and everyone the chance to bring this shameful act to life.

 

[MemeGray]

I hope for a future in which we can all be breastfed by our favourite virtual youtubers.

 

[Skysora]

I'm not surprised something like this exists. It's Japan after all.

 

[Magic Sun Daddy]

USA: This is one of the most bizzare, fucked up, and degenerate things I've ever seen.

Japan: Eh, It's just Wednesday.

 

[Clop]

Well I mean I already watched a guy get married in VR space to an underaged anime character so this hasn't quite topped that shit.

 

[Namesarehardtocomeupwith]

So guy pretending to be a girl on the internet used to be free gold and items in mmo but now turn into some ludicrous lucrative business.

Maybe I'll just quit my job and start being a new zealand virtual youtuber.

 

[Marco Fucko]

I know someone who would unironically do this if they had the money.

 

[The Manglement]

Gachimuchi would have had Billy Herrington not passed away.

He died for our weeb sins.

 

[GethN7]

I've seen and heard of some sad weeb shit, but this definitely deserves to be in the top ten most pathetic things on the list.

 

[LinuxVoid]

When you could order a fuck festival with cocaine, but chose to spend it on one girl.
TRUE LOVE.

 

[Panty Shroom]

Centuries from now, people will ask Google "Why did the Japanese go extinct?" and they'll be led to this article.