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Cascadebeta is my favorite SA troon loon because its a deep-cover Kiwifarm troll account no one can call out without admitting to reading KWF.
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Cascadebeta is my favorite SA troon loon because its a deep-cover Kiwifarm troll account no one can call out without admitting to reading KWF.
Isn’t that the point? Actual women don’t give a flying fuck about pronouns on discord but a troon’s dick tingles every time some rando refers to him as a “she”.
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I've been watching for updates on our latest suicide situation, and it's pretty clear that Facetoucher is either dead or comatose from what was more than likely an attempt that involved speedballing Benadryl and Jim Beam. Everyone's going "OH GOD I HOPE SHE'S OKAY WHERE ARE THE UPDATES", to "FUCK YOU MODS HOW DARE YOU PROBE A SUICIDAL PERSON THIS IS FUCKING ON YOU", but did they really care? The following is a pretty good example on why community policing never, EVER, fucking works when the policing is done by everyone deemed "cool and good", because nothing, NOTHING is policed when it reveals uncomfortable realities or behaviors on the community that needs to be policed. What's Facetoucher's posting career anyway? Were there serious signs that she needed immediate intervention? The answer is: YES!
On the surface, Facetoucher is your standard CSPAM sociopath that needs a hugbox to cope, to cope with what though?
To start: she's some degree of Georgian white trash that's a vague computer janitor of some kind, and has enough of a records trail to set red flags off to employers, what WERE you in jail for anyway? And how long?
Considering she'll justify pickpocketing from PEOPLE DYING OF CORONA ON THEIR ACTUAL DEATHBED, I'm sure her record shows that she's a legendary piece of shit that no one should ever keep around expensive electronics. What other shit has she attempted to explain away under the umbrella of desperation?
She likes to go out of her way to be a giant bitch to her "friends" while encouraging others to do the same (if they even consider her a friend). Also: CIRCUMCISION IS MUTILATION, because why not? Thankfully, we can be reassured that she's still a good person at heart, as showcased by this tale with a making-a-seatbelt-cum twist
Although she doesn't appear to be as "not on Facebook" as claimed, because people with strong desires to start shit with people can't resist the platform, such as this obsession with a horrible bald man that's othering her with his blasé existence
Aside from being obsessed with his baldness like a /v/ poster in 2007 reacting to PA, she's having bitchfits over people doing relatively-normal things. Because the vast majority of them don't have social lives, she's one of many in CSPAM who believe that everyone needs to drop everything and end their social lives because of batpox. They need to do sensible and normal things, like lonely graveyard treks to shake-off argument #384
"People at a funeral hugging and kissing!??!?! What??????", although "sensible and normal" haven't applied to Facetoucher for quite a while, because she's also a heavy fucking shroomer
She also smokes weed enough to where it has zero affect on her
But wait! She mixes it with the rest of her medication cocktail as well! You think that your complete lack of cognition might have something to do with that too?
And to top it all off, an ex-alcoholic, according to her anyway, Listerine and Mr. Green is a hell of a combo with people like her
If you're wondering how someone can function like this: they can't, and she's always posting about how fucked-up she is, and her and everyone else around doesn't even think about connecting everything to her crazy drug habits
"MY BITCH CHUD MOM IS WORSE THOUGH!!!"
With issues like that, maybe see what a doctor has to say? Nah, Facetoucher has to argue and ignore anything even remotely-resembling an authority figure. I'll agree the average McDoctor doesn't know shit, but are we seriously to believe she's been 100% when at a checkup? Do you think she's mentioned things like "I mix my meds with shrooms" when talking about blood pressure issues? What about "I smoke weed on a massive scale" when talking about lung pain? Facetoucher whines about THE PANDEMIC a lot and won't see anyone who doesn't take autistic precautions, but is taken aback by the audacity of a doctor prioritizing Corona patients over a burnout who fights them every step of the way
1 to 2 packs a day for 25~ years, I can smell Facetoucher from here, and with other snippets of life history, can imagine what she and her house look like
Always with the goddamn "HEY I HAVE A CAT" every chance she can get, how much of your husbands insanity is the result of you making life miserable at home, anyway?
"Teehee~ just one of many cats fucking with the house", if she has problems with her husband, one of them probably results from the fact he's telling her the shit CSPAM isn't. She mentions he has a job, so I'm willing to believe he's not AS much of a burnout fuck-up, but the fact he's with her implies there's something preventing him from getting a non-burnout, and I'm sure he's long given up on the idea of this being a normal marriage with kids, as she's one of those ladies who has to make her hatred of children and parenting known as insanely as possible
It's also interesting that mask-policing is serious hardcore shit when it involves hypothetical internet situations, but you kinda just shrugged it off when he started attacking and physically-assaulting people at the Winn-Dixie
With a resume like that, one would think that someone would take notice that someone's using CSPAM to liveblog their mental breakdowns while abusing whatever substances will work at the moment, but nah, zero. No pushback, no concerns, no suggestions, nothing. She did nothing but proclaim her spiral into madness, and no one there at all thought to stage some sort of mini-intervention, callout, or preventative probe/ban, just a whole lot of deflection, enabling, the encouragement of blaming other people, or the various instances of "lol good". Bullshit like this is why everyone makes fun of CSPAM for being a hive of violent cluster B headcases: none of them have any normal bearings on reality or social skills, they prefer to live in a bubble where they and other like-minded internet headcases set the facts, and will violently and psychotically scream for all dissent and challenges to be dealt-with by a nasally, screechy cry of "MODS!!!!!!!!". If any of these people genuinely gave a shit about Facetoucher, they'd have either given actual advice or removed them from a really bad enabling zone, but they didn't, and because of that, they're now concerned that - for no reason at all - she killed herself. There's a mental health thread stickied there, and it's full of people exactly like her also liveblogging their spirals into madness and/or fantasies about taking their parents with them, and the atmosphere of the forum just in general is violent and completely balls-out insane
This is only going to get worse the closer we get to November, pretty much everyone there has the mindset that if Trump wins, he did so via some secret fascist technique that will require violent revolution to fix, but more than likely a couple goons pulling a suicide-by-cop. At the same time, CSPAM is invading pretty much every forum talking about the election to let random posters know that if you vote for Biden/Kamala, you support rape, ethnic cleansing, cops, war, ICE, genocide, etc. in an attempt to goad the mods into removing their posting enemies by overloading them with buzzwords. They aren't buying it (sometimes), but they aren't banning them either, or giving them more than sixers. At this point, the mods are aware that ever since the CSPAM Discord leaks, they'll be targeted and doxed if they attempt any sort of pushback due to how crazily these people are tying their life to the forums, so the most they can do is tug their collars in QCS when normal* SA posters call them out
Lowtax, if you wanna do something that doesn't make you look like a pathetic and groveling simp on the way out, "make it sting" for them too, Jeff isn't going to do shit
On the surface, Facetoucher is your standard CSPAM sociopath that needs a hugbox to cope, to cope with what though?
To start: she's some degree of Georgian white trash that's a vague computer janitor of some kind, and has enough of a records trail to set red flags off to employers, what WERE you in jail for anyway? And how long?
Considering she'll justify pickpocketing from PEOPLE DYING OF CORONA ON THEIR ACTUAL DEATHBED, I'm sure her record shows that she's a legendary piece of shit that no one should ever keep around expensive electronics. What other shit has she attempted to explain away under the umbrella of desperation?
She likes to go out of her way to be a giant bitch to her "friends" while encouraging others to do the same (if they even consider her a friend). Also: CIRCUMCISION IS MUTILATION, because why not? Thankfully, we can be reassured that she's still a good person at heart, as showcased by this tale with a making-a-seatbelt-cum twist
Although she doesn't appear to be as "not on Facebook" as claimed, because people with strong desires to start shit with people can't resist the platform, such as this obsession with a horrible bald man that's othering her with his blasé existence
Aside from being obsessed with his baldness like a /v/ poster in 2007 reacting to PA, she's having bitchfits over people doing relatively-normal things. Because the vast majority of them don't have social lives, she's one of many in CSPAM who believe that everyone needs to drop everything and end their social lives because of batpox. They need to do sensible and normal things, like lonely graveyard treks to shake-off argument #384
"People at a funeral hugging and kissing!??!?! What??????", although "sensible and normal" haven't applied to Facetoucher for quite a while, because she's also a heavy fucking shroomer
She also smokes weed enough to where it has zero affect on her
But wait! She mixes it with the rest of her medication cocktail as well! You think that your complete lack of cognition might have something to do with that too?
And to top it all off, an ex-alcoholic, according to her anyway, Listerine and Mr. Green is a hell of a combo with people like her
If you're wondering how someone can function like this: they can't, and she's always posting about how fucked-up she is, and her and everyone else around doesn't even think about connecting everything to her crazy drug habits
"MY BITCH CHUD MOM IS WORSE THOUGH!!!"
With issues like that, maybe see what a doctor has to say? Nah, Facetoucher has to argue and ignore anything even remotely-resembling an authority figure. I'll agree the average McDoctor doesn't know shit, but are we seriously to believe she's been 100% when at a checkup? Do you think she's mentioned things like "I mix my meds with shrooms" when talking about blood pressure issues? What about "I smoke weed on a massive scale" when talking about lung pain? Facetoucher whines about THE PANDEMIC a lot and won't see anyone who doesn't take autistic precautions, but is taken aback by the audacity of a doctor prioritizing Corona patients over a burnout who fights them every step of the way
1 to 2 packs a day for 25~ years, I can smell Facetoucher from here, and with other snippets of life history, can imagine what she and her house look like
Always with the goddamn "HEY I HAVE A CAT" every chance she can get, how much of your husbands insanity is the result of you making life miserable at home, anyway?
"Teehee~ just one of many cats fucking with the house", if she has problems with her husband, one of them probably results from the fact he's telling her the shit CSPAM isn't. She mentions he has a job, so I'm willing to believe he's not AS much of a burnout fuck-up, but the fact he's with her implies there's something preventing him from getting a non-burnout, and I'm sure he's long given up on the idea of this being a normal marriage with kids, as she's one of those ladies who has to make her hatred of children and parenting known as insanely as possible
It's also interesting that mask-policing is serious hardcore shit when it involves hypothetical internet situations, but you kinda just shrugged it off when he started attacking and physically-assaulting people at the Winn-Dixie
With a resume like that, one would think that someone would take notice that someone's using CSPAM to liveblog their mental breakdowns while abusing whatever substances will work at the moment, but nah, zero. No pushback, no concerns, no suggestions, nothing. She did nothing but proclaim her spiral into madness, and no one there at all thought to stage some sort of mini-intervention, callout, or preventative probe/ban, just a whole lot of deflection, enabling, the encouragement of blaming other people, or the various instances of "lol good". Bullshit like this is why everyone makes fun of CSPAM for being a hive of violent cluster B headcases: none of them have any normal bearings on reality or social skills, they prefer to live in a bubble where they and other like-minded internet headcases set the facts, and will violently and psychotically scream for all dissent and challenges to be dealt-with by a nasally, screechy cry of "MODS!!!!!!!!". If any of these people genuinely gave a shit about Facetoucher, they'd have either given actual advice or removed them from a really bad enabling zone, but they didn't, and because of that, they're now concerned that - for no reason at all - she killed herself. There's a mental health thread stickied there, and it's full of people exactly like her also liveblogging their spirals into madness and/or fantasies about taking their parents with them, and the atmosphere of the forum just in general is violent and completely balls-out insane
This is only going to get worse the closer we get to November, pretty much everyone there has the mindset that if Trump wins, he did so via some secret fascist technique that will require violent revolution to fix, but more than likely a couple goons pulling a suicide-by-cop. At the same time, CSPAM is invading pretty much every forum talking about the election to let random posters know that if you vote for Biden/Kamala, you support rape, ethnic cleansing, cops, war, ICE, genocide, etc. in an attempt to goad the mods into removing their posting enemies by overloading them with buzzwords. They aren't buying it (sometimes), but they aren't banning them either, or giving them more than sixers. At this point, the mods are aware that ever since the CSPAM Discord leaks, they'll be targeted and doxed if they attempt any sort of pushback due to how crazily these people are tying their life to the forums, so the most they can do is tug their collars in QCS when normal* SA posters call them out
Lowtax, if you wanna do something that doesn't make you look like a pathetic and groveling simp on the way out, "make it sting" for them too, Jeff isn't going to do shit
Brain Problems
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Still waiting for the manic phase to hit Low-T and he finally enacts Order 66. Perhaps better to wait until after Trump is re-elected and try to collect some troon scalps when a permaban from the site turns into a permaban from life. Do it Richard. One last lol for old time's sake.
That's a hilariously fucked up policy. Someone suicidal? Ban them. Super empathetic and shows you exactly what kind of people goons are despite their pretenses that they're even human. Not even a ban for just being a drama queen and threatening suicide, but for the actual fact of being suicidal at all. Lmao. These people are like junkies who'd pretend to be your friends but if you OD'd in front of them they'd steal all your shit and throw your body out back.
I don't usually say things like this, but this person's suicide would be a societal net gain.
Oh yeah thats another funny goon story. They actually do that. It was someone in the Crackhead forum, in one of the opiod threads or something, basically some goons husband or boyfriend got home and was fucked on pills, so he passed out in the car in the hot sun with the windows up. He ended up overheating and dying, and the goon girlfriend immediately went to his stash and took a bunch of his pills and came to SA to ask which of these pills she could take without ending up like him, but she was still gonna take them.
I generally dont mind forums like that, even for junkies. Theres a reddit forum for unapologetic alcoholics and they actually have some decent information there even if its mostly stories of fucking up their life. Those people are gonna do it anyway and its better for them to share knowledge about how not to end up wasting paramedic or hospital resources and time for something preventable like a withdrawal seizure or some shit, but its still always bizarre to see some of these stories.
lol harm reduction.....the joose is lose lol.
lowt should just spend some time fleecing goons like close cspam for one fucking day and tell them they better just do a one time spine tax if they want it back.
lowt should just spend some time fleecing goons like close cspam for one fucking day and tell them they better just do a one time spine tax if they want it back.
It was thatdamnedjew. Even more hilariously, his wife sought advice from SA on how to defraud his life insurance company.
He ought to just close the entire site every few days and not bring it back unless he's paid, and for maximum fun, get his ransom and then just delete the whole site anyway.
That's the point. Most of these people don't actually want to be women (they have no dysphoria). Being a troon isn't a means to an end, it is the end. It is a fetish in of itself, complete with their own flags, logos, terminology, you name it. They'd be miserable if they actually were passing.
Leonard Helplessness
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To be fair, SA used to be much more lenient. E/N had a "Mental Help Megathread" that quickly became a magnet for people who wanted not just attention, but panicked, genuinely concerned, desperately worried attention -- the kind that you get by suicide baiting and then doubling down on your suicide bait (like "nope you can't stop me i just tied the noose and i'm on the stool now teehee" shit) over and over until a mod digs up your dox and calls the police. The mental help megathread got closed after one of those episodes and a policy was quickly implemented that if a goon is suicidal, said goon doesn't get to post anymore.
And honestly, I can see the rationale behind such a policy from a liability perspective. SA is not properly equipped to prevent a critically mentally ill person from self-harming and neither is any internet forum or platform. No staff members on SA are crisis counselors and even if they are, the fact that they are not compensated nor otherwise bound by any defined responsibility to provide services means that if some SA staffer tries to talk down a suicidal maniac and the maniac dies anyway, serious questions would be raised as to why Something Awful was trying to provide the service instead of referring the maniac to somebody who might have done something different and saved them.
To use a shitty metaphor, imagine you're a janitor mopping floors after hours in a commercial high-rise. You notice an open door to some corner office and you hear wind blowing, you look in the doorway, and you see that the window's open and some sadsack is outside, standing on the ledge and looking down. Do you:
- Spend hours trying to talk him away from the ledge, knowing full well that if he jumps then you're getting fired and his family is likely to sue you and maybe even press criminal charges because you can't prove something you said wasn't the trigger that sent him over and hey, you also can't prove you didn't push him deliberately
- Close the door, call the authorities, then keep mopping
Suicidal people fucking suck, and unless the at-risk person is someone you genuinely know and love and you can be for them physically and keep them safe from themselves, trying to personally intervene is very likely to be an extremely bad idea. If Athanatos or somebody was to get Facetoucher Cat into Discord voicechat for some emergency mental therapy that ended abruptly with a gunshot, everybody both on and off the forums would blame Athanatos for Facetoucher Cat's death. And on the flip side, if Athanatos was successful, then he'd never fucking be rid of Facetoucher Cat; he'd be hung on for more of the same shit until he was dragged into that person's same abyss.
tl;dr people in a suicidal mindset should be treated like live explosives; don't try to defuse them yourself unless you have absolutely no other choice.
whatinthefck
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i just have to post about how amazing it is the retards in d&d and c-spam are going anti-vaxx now solely because trump is pro vaccinnes. Even the supercop tomboy VP pic is being anti-vaxx and somehow this is cool and good now?
Cant wait for a bunch of them to die needlessly. fucking retards.
You know when you have such brainworms all you can see is IM BLUE TEAM YOUR RED TEAM and it means you are going to forgoe medicine.
Cant wait for a bunch of them to die needlessly. fucking retards.
You know when you have such brainworms all you can see is IM BLUE TEAM YOUR RED TEAM and it means you are going to forgoe medicine.
Z3r0_3L1t3
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The discord exodus has created a safe haven for D&D hardliners & mods to discuss creating the perfect hugbox, free from wrongthink.
ReformedGoon
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I don't know why I remember him maybe because his dumbass avatar sticks out but foolofsound is such a smug fucker
Leonard Helplessness
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The war between Ridin' With Biden and NoJoe is legendary. ResetERA's staff went all in on the former camp, banning anybody who criticizes Biden for any reason; with SA it looks to still be up in the air. The NoJoe camp over there appears to mostly just be in support of mass mortality.
ReformedGoon
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The best part is regardless of the outcome of the election SA is going to have a meltdown. I can't wait.
I’ve said since his patreon collapsed that lowtax should close the forum and have a message that it won’t return until his patreon is at $10,000. The pathetic goons would fork over the cash in a day.
That would require balls and confrontation. Lowtax has no balls and hates confrontation.
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