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We're supposed to be laughing at goon retardation, not creating our own.
There's plenty of retardation, but sadly not much of it is funny lately. Right now there's a forty page thread where people are calling Jeff a stupid asshole for permabanning one of their pals, but although it's retarded it's also incredibly tedious.

(I'd put the over/under on when Jeff caves, as he always does, at 6 PM tonight)
 

negativlad

Don't be a shit in my cut
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Lol I keep it totally in plain sight on my desktop because I don't live in a 1st world shithole where 1% of the population is or was in prison, where you end up doing a fist-only rikersisland.wad run because you accidentally tapped a Pasheeit jumpscare ad that hides interesting images in your browser cache which later prompt some totally-not-a-trojan hidden Android update utility to inform the authorities (who doesn't have the time to review another fucking 34032445-page ToS update?), where you roleplay as a hobbit trapped in Moria after people see you talking to a little girl without her parents while in reality you were giving her directions, or you play-pretend living in the Matrix with Agents crawling up your ass after a Chernobyl Nigger shares his personal Jeffrey Epstein Gold Member Package with a 4chan thread you innocently save for offline reading.

USA is like if the Pythons designed a worldwide superpower, man.
I'll admit I laughed at fist-only rikersisland.wad but the real interesting part is where you click ads, dl robo-links off of /b/, and own an android phone. Poland really is a gypsy wonderland.
 

School of Fish

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There's plenty of retardation, but sadly not much of it is funny lately. Right now there's a forty page thread where people are calling Jeff a stupid asshole for permabanning one of their pals, but although it's retarded it's also incredibly tedious.

(I'd put the over/under on when Jeff caves, as he always does, at 6 PM tonight)
Well as in the case of ResetEra, not much to expect from these people either then.
 
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kiwilurkin

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I got a laugh out of the TLDR someone posted in the FreeLarry thread.

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Edit for context because I don't know who Larry is or anything:

CPSAM back in early May: a poster quotes something some former goon (on SA in like 2004? edit2: oh, it's in the TLDR I posted above "Robert Evans has an account that goes by the name of purple towel") that writes articles for some website tweeted, Larry quoted it and said "he should be killed." Further on in the thread there's this:

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A few days ago: Larry is 3 days away from coming off a Ban+30 for a mods=pedo joke. He gets PermaBanned for the above (posted back in May) and the 76 page QCS thread occurs:

Jeff appears once never to return:

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People laugh:

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And so on... I didn't read much of the thread. Fluffdaddy got shit on a bunch, called a fat bitch and what not. He didn't come back.

Oh, and some CCC mod (?) came in to post this:

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It's a lot of words... but in there is this:

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That mod claims to be a tiny woman or something. They got shit on a whole bunch.

Last note, notice that Jeff's excuse and Perma reason is guy was banned for "writing in detail about a way they might die" while the mod admits the ban was "he's a pain in the ass.." Other mods said that it was talked about in the hidden forums for a long time, most said ban some said no, etc. and that's why it only happened now and not back in May. Jeff's post says it was all his decision, "the idea of a vote is absurd."


I spent too much time on this but it reveals some behind the scenes shit about mods and admins [that everyone already knew].

Just.. lol
 
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Spunt

A Leading Source of Experimental Internet Gas
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To be fair fluffdaddy is a useless fucker who only got his position for being black. I'm not racist, but he literally got it based on his skin colour.
I think he also got it because he clearly hates all Goons on a visceral level and Jeff wanted a "bad cop". The resulting carnage is certainly entertaining.
 

negativlad

Don't be a shit in my cut
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I thought Larry Parish was Sid Vicious, the autistic and obnoxious BYOB/GBS poster that somehow had a child. And that Brown Moses was lolontee who was already banned? Actually, at some point a lot of goons tend to blur together when all they do is post out of their ass and never let a funny word pass from their fat little fingers and into the forums, whereas I won't forget particularly standout shitheels like PCOS Bill.

Anyway, don't ban Rob Evans, jeffery, if you're reading this. Having nu-media retards like him around that raise the hackles of average goons brings both interest and clout to your (dead, gay) forum. He's no Travis McElroy but you'll just have to make do with what you have.
 

ForgottenUserName

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Blimp

Abused by SWERFers
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There is an increasingly-growing borderline segment of SA that believes they're being banned for quality political opinions such as "the Tiananmen square massacre literally didn't happen" because the DEEP STATE has infiltrated the administration and is dead-set on squashing CSPAM-grade leftism because they're making the aging D&D Communards mad

First, a little backstory: rotating GBSFM DJ and overall schizo Cuppy Tea, one of many broken by Epstein, who thinks that UFO's are harassing him for coming too close to DA TROOF

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Extensive alien proof here:


Who thinks that watching the first season of True Detective on LSD let him minmax his Insight stat

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Who thinks a shadow cabal is out to get him via secret protocols ASUS injects into every AC68U

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Who thinks that Hitler started WW2 to activate his Behelit

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Who thinks that Pokemon Go is a psyop to turn teenagers into walking CCTV drones

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All topped-off with a persecution complex that's been overhauled due to drugs upping his anxiety beyond human levels

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Naturally, CSPAM threw a shitfit when he was perma'd, and to this day still believe it was a joint mod/CIA op to remove him for getting too close to the truth. The first thing they did was pull a DUDE GET ON DISCORD so his schizo ramblings about a mod conspiracy could further-enable CSPAM's lust for persecution on a dying forum

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So whenever you're curious about where the mods = cops discourse comes from, the evidence is from people like this. Considering that one half of the entire mod staff was in agreement that LF needed to be nuked as early as McCaine's mystery protection from the other half of the mod staff, CSPAM is absolutely in that phase of the talks by now, since in addition to screaming that the mods are glowing, they're now upping the accusantion ante to "all mods are pedos". Although it's not like there aren't a thousand other reasons to nuke it, as CSPAM especially takes pride in grooming people to be even more paranoid and unhinged in a "makes local news" kinda way, and unlike Lowtax, Jeff is scared shitless of cutting people like this off. The problem once again is the mod staff is divided between enabling and nuking, with an overarching fear of being doxed on Discord the same way prior mods who cut them off were

Both LF and CSPAM are repeating the same history, really: goons elevate loud white noise a la Larry, Cuppy, etc. into protected posters "everyone likes", and do their best to turn it into a color revolution when they get perma'd for being the off-meds retards they are
 

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