Kiwi Farms
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Sister services, email, and search will continue to be negatively effected by the attacks. I made a thread to talk about it, if you're into networking.
@Null decided this deserved its own thread, so without further ado...
Beyond the mystical paywall lies a subforum from which no autism can escape. Within the heart of 'BYOB' you will find the Cool Crew Chat Central, home to some of the looniest troons you will ever see. Welcome to the Something Awful Trans Megathread.
As of this post, @Lowtax recently decreed that 'tranny' is not automatically punishable, and as you might expect, they aren't too happy about having their safe space encroached upon.
trigger warning: their forum's color scheme might give you eyeball cancer.
Beyond the mystical paywall lies a subforum from which no autism can escape. Within the heart of 'BYOB' you will find the Cool Crew Chat Central, home to some of the looniest troons you will ever see. Welcome to the Something Awful Trans Megathread.
As of this post, @Lowtax recently decreed that 'tranny' is not automatically punishable, and as you might expect, they aren't too happy about having their safe space encroached upon.
trigger warning: their forum's color scheme might give you eyeball cancer.
yea it's lowtax people are gonna laugh at lmao
WHAT DOES THIS WHITE MALE THINK HE'S DOING
Oh fuck. Sound the alarms, THERE'S A THOUGHT CRIME IN PROGRESS
step 1: stop arbitrarily punishing people for saying 'trannies'
step 2: become nazi germany
THTS ARE WORD
the comedy website defense is not good because not a lot of jokes are being made, so we need to punish people for making those jokes(???)
oh dear, I do not think this is going to go over well, iron rose...
uh oh
iron rose run while you can
OPEN THE BLOOD GATES
it's so ironic, don't you see? she preaches about not taking something awful seriously and posts on a website that... actually this point makes no fucking sense
how the fuck can anyone lack this much self-awareness is beyond me
oh this is comedy alright
like kiwi farms, for instance!
seriously though we need to get iron rose to register here
FUCK WHY CAN'T WE BE THE NAZI DOXXING WEBSITE FOR NAZI DOXXERS
yeah iron rose, haven't you learned from gay people? they tried showing other people they weren't insane and next thing you know, those fuckers allowed them to legally marry.
There's so much more of this, but I think you get the idea!
WHAT DOES THIS WHITE MALE THINK HE'S DOING
Oh fuck. Sound the alarms, THERE'S A THOUGHT CRIME IN PROGRESS
step 1: stop arbitrarily punishing people for saying 'trannies'
step 2: become nazi germany
THTS ARE WORD
the comedy website defense is not good because not a lot of jokes are being made, so we need to punish people for making those jokes(???)
oh dear, I do not think this is going to go over well, iron rose...
uh oh
iron rose run while you can
OPEN THE BLOOD GATES
it's so ironic, don't you see? she preaches about not taking something awful seriously and posts on a website that... actually this point makes no fucking sense
how the fuck can anyone lack this much self-awareness is beyond me
oh this is comedy alright
like kiwi farms, for instance!
seriously though we need to get iron rose to register here
FUCK WHY CAN'T WE BE THE NAZI DOXXING WEBSITE FOR NAZI DOXXERS
yeah iron rose, haven't you learned from gay people? they tried showing other people they weren't insane and next thing you know, those fuckers allowed them to legally marry.
There's so much more of this, but I think you get the idea!
A.K.A. LupusRufus A.K.A. Sylvie Wolf
Twitter + photos https://archive.md/xiVoX
Lupus Rufus AKA Sylvie Wolf is one of the more annoying TMT posters who isn't all that active as of 2016 or so. He's known to be an autist who lives with his grandma and grandpa and complains about pretty much everything despite having two people willing to put up with his pasty, powdery, worthless arse and if I recall correctly he's getting a degree that will look good on the resume he'll be using to apply for Target with. He pushes 'beardfemme' hard because he's pretty much Jake Alley but with slightly more effort put into appearance, and thinks he should get a 'basic income' for doing nothing by virtue of having self-diagnosed PTSD and other things he will argue with anyone about.
As you can see, he's basically spinning the roulette wheel of low-effort professions he can try to dip his toes in to see if he can get money for any of this shit and it's not working because he doesn't have the skills necessary to actually monetize anything he's trying out to avoid work. His twitter follow list is basically a who's who of rat king trannies because (surprise surprise) he's been moving away from the TMT rat king to try to snuggle up with one of the bigger twitter rat kings that generally sustains itself with a patreon ponzi scheme that he's too criminally stupid to realize is a dead-end for anyone trying to get in right now.
He's also one of the very obvious cases of autogynephilia. In the post quoted above he mentions putting on dresses and jerking off in the mirror being a point of 'realization', but unfortunately that realization was apparently not that he is a sad, whispy haired incel who can't fucking apply makeup. This is probably the most attention anyone's ever given him.
(Write-up by @X68000)
Twitter + photos https://archive.md/xiVoX
Lupus Rufus AKA Sylvie Wolf is one of the more annoying TMT posters who isn't all that active as of 2016 or so. He's known to be an autist who lives with his grandma and grandpa and complains about pretty much everything despite having two people willing to put up with his pasty, powdery, worthless arse and if I recall correctly he's getting a degree that will look good on the resume he'll be using to apply for Target with. He pushes 'beardfemme' hard because he's pretty much Jake Alley but with slightly more effort put into appearance, and thinks he should get a 'basic income' for doing nothing by virtue of having self-diagnosed PTSD and other things he will argue with anyone about.
As you can see, he's basically spinning the roulette wheel of low-effort professions he can try to dip his toes in to see if he can get money for any of this shit and it's not working because he doesn't have the skills necessary to actually monetize anything he's trying out to avoid work. His twitter follow list is basically a who's who of rat king trannies because (surprise surprise) he's been moving away from the TMT rat king to try to snuggle up with one of the bigger twitter rat kings that generally sustains itself with a patreon ponzi scheme that he's too criminally stupid to realize is a dead-end for anyone trying to get in right now.
He's also one of the very obvious cases of autogynephilia. In the post quoted above he mentions putting on dresses and jerking off in the mirror being a point of 'realization', but unfortunately that realization was apparently not that he is a sad, whispy haired incel who can't fucking apply makeup. This is probably the most attention anyone's ever given him.
(Write-up by @X68000)
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A bitter, virulent poster on par with Kaleidoscopic Gaze/Lock Stock and Cheryl, but with less 'progress' in nebulous troon community terms. This one's constantly down-talking others about how impoverished he is, lives in North Carolina (iirc) and made a big stink about the bathroom bill because he's a fucking troon, of course he did. He's one of those Die Cis Scum types who feels that transwomen are actually superior to cis women and is very aggressive about it, much like Sylvie Wolf and her 'beardfemme' aesthetic. He's a low income poor you guys, in case you didn't read that the first six thousand times.
Generally he'll be in agreement with anyone who says cis people are the devil because he's got some skeletons that he doesn't bring up, for good reasons.
(Write-up by @X68000)
A bitter, virulent poster on par with Kaleidoscopic Gaze/Lock Stock and Cheryl, but with less 'progress' in nebulous troon community terms. This one's constantly down-talking others about how impoverished he is, lives in North Carolina (iirc) and made a big stink about the bathroom bill because he's a fucking troon, of course he did. He's one of those Die Cis Scum types who feels that transwomen are actually superior to cis women and is very aggressive about it, much like Sylvie Wolf and her 'beardfemme' aesthetic. He's a low income poor you guys, in case you didn't read that the first six thousand times.
Generally he'll be in agreement with anyone who says cis people are the devil because he's got some skeletons that he doesn't bring up, for good reasons.
(Write-up by @X68000)
His head (https://archive.md/qwozS)
The whispy-haired user from the photograph I posted earlier (source: his own post in the TMT). He's a formerly married man who had two kids with a woman and then his psychotherapist and the TMT talked him into believing he has gender dysphoria. He was into sissification and his wife wasn't having it, so he basically went to deeper and deeper depths to try to get her to accept him and wound up alienating her entirely and agreeing on a divorce. He claims he's going to share custody of the kids so that they can grow up with two parents, but they'll have to deal with their dad becoming the stereotypical histrionic LMO-type late transitioner.
He, like Jiffypop45, have effectively had their lives partially fucked by the TMT's insistence that all dysphoria is valid and that the best solution is FULL TROONOUT, NOW. He doesn't post often, but when he does it's usually about the abysmal personal situation he'd created for himself or complaining about how his wife wasn't into his fetish. Perhaps if he'd found a sugar-mommy who was into that kinda thing, he wouldn't be a divorced wreck that got softly bullied into transition by a cult.
(Write-up by @X68000)
The whispy-haired user from the photograph I posted earlier (source: his own post in the TMT). He's a formerly married man who had two kids with a woman and then his psychotherapist and the TMT talked him into believing he has gender dysphoria. He was into sissification and his wife wasn't having it, so he basically went to deeper and deeper depths to try to get her to accept him and wound up alienating her entirely and agreeing on a divorce. He claims he's going to share custody of the kids so that they can grow up with two parents, but they'll have to deal with their dad becoming the stereotypical histrionic LMO-type late transitioner.
He, like Jiffypop45, have effectively had their lives partially fucked by the TMT's insistence that all dysphoria is valid and that the best solution is FULL TROONOUT, NOW. He doesn't post often, but when he does it's usually about the abysmal personal situation he'd created for himself or complaining about how his wife wasn't into his fetish. Perhaps if he'd found a sugar-mommy who was into that kinda thing, he wouldn't be a divorced wreck that got softly bullied into transition by a cult.
(Write-up by @X68000)
A.K.A. mobn A.K.A. Mage of Blackest Night A.K.A. Aleksandra Stapleton
Pre-transition
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Obese, compulsively lying Penn Jillette/Sasquatch hybrid. Used to be a prominent poster in the MMA threads known for saying mountains of stupid shit, and prior to that, a stereotypical incel on the motherfucking internet. He's known for being one of the more obviously deluded troons w/r/t physical appearance and one of the more notorious bullies of more openly mentally ill posters from the thread that disagreed with him, such as Irrational Bees. He's always posturing and making veiled threats to commit physical violence on his enemies and speaks often about his sexual prowess and the size of his dick.
His reason for trooning out is fairly well-understood. He is a porn addict and a massive homophobe—hates looking at dicks to the point where he got into lesbian porn exclusively almost, save for porn featuring surgically enhanced troons. He's actively spoken about his hatred of gay men (especially for using a certain b-word, which he then went and used a few days later when describing a fictional incident involving him going to the womens' restroom) and claims to be black and native american and thus feels solidarity for his brothas and sistas and faces constant racism in addition to the transphobia. He lives in the northeast, so this is patently fucking false like almost everything else he's ever said about himself.
He works for a healthcare provider maintaining software built on MUMPS and began HRT in April 2016, but he doesn't realize that manboobs aren't the same as 'lady lumps' he claims to have Bs or Cs of and thus don't count.
(Write-up by @X68000)
Pre-transition
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Obese, compulsively lying Penn Jillette/Sasquatch hybrid. Used to be a prominent poster in the MMA threads known for saying mountains of stupid shit, and prior to that, a stereotypical incel on the motherfucking internet. He's known for being one of the more obviously deluded troons w/r/t physical appearance and one of the more notorious bullies of more openly mentally ill posters from the thread that disagreed with him, such as Irrational Bees. He's always posturing and making veiled threats to commit physical violence on his enemies and speaks often about his sexual prowess and the size of his dick.
His reason for trooning out is fairly well-understood. He is a porn addict and a massive homophobe—hates looking at dicks to the point where he got into lesbian porn exclusively almost, save for porn featuring surgically enhanced troons. He's actively spoken about his hatred of gay men (especially for using a certain b-word, which he then went and used a few days later when describing a fictional incident involving him going to the womens' restroom) and claims to be black and native american and thus feels solidarity for his brothas and sistas and faces constant racism in addition to the transphobia. He lives in the northeast, so this is patently fucking false like almost everything else he's ever said about himself.
He works for a healthcare provider maintaining software built on MUMPS and began HRT in April 2016, but he doesn't realize that manboobs aren't the same as 'lady lumps' he claims to have Bs or Cs of and thus don't count.
(Write-up by @X68000)
A.K.A. Kaleidoscopic Gaze
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Probably among the most virulent and openly bitter TMT posters. Anyone who voices any minor disagreement with her sentiment gets the full unholy wrath of this poster, primarily because she's always complaining about something related to being a tranny and it's absolutely okay for her to have preferences but not anyone else. She's variously accused men who like her of being 'Chasers', while lamenting lesbians not wanting to date her after finding out she used to have a penis. You heard correctly, 'used to'.
She got herself a surgically created vagina either in 2015 or 2014, I'm not sure when it was. She was one of the posters who shat on bees the most and one of the ones who pushes FULL TROONOUT, NOW the hardest—she seems to believe that if she screams loudly enough about it, it'll release her from her own torment because people will stop bringing theirs up and taking attention away from HER problems.
Her main thread seems to be whining about romantic troubles, as far as I can tell. No one can give her the romantic satisfaction she desires because she does not appear to know what she actually wants. Probably because of trooning out too hard, because she's been in the community long enough to get stuck in the addiction cycle related to transition (i.e., "if I can just keep progressing in my transition, I will eventually be happy with myself...") After you get the ax wound there's nowhere else to go, so she'll probably burn out and commit suicide if she doesn't make peace with her decisions.
(Write-up by @X68000)
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Probably among the most virulent and openly bitter TMT posters. Anyone who voices any minor disagreement with her sentiment gets the full unholy wrath of this poster, primarily because she's always complaining about something related to being a tranny and it's absolutely okay for her to have preferences but not anyone else. She's variously accused men who like her of being 'Chasers', while lamenting lesbians not wanting to date her after finding out she used to have a penis. You heard correctly, 'used to'.
She got herself a surgically created vagina either in 2015 or 2014, I'm not sure when it was. She was one of the posters who shat on bees the most and one of the ones who pushes FULL TROONOUT, NOW the hardest—she seems to believe that if she screams loudly enough about it, it'll release her from her own torment because people will stop bringing theirs up and taking attention away from HER problems.
Her main thread seems to be whining about romantic troubles, as far as I can tell. No one can give her the romantic satisfaction she desires because she does not appear to know what she actually wants. Probably because of trooning out too hard, because she's been in the community long enough to get stuck in the addiction cycle related to transition (i.e., "if I can just keep progressing in my transition, I will eventually be happy with myself...") After you get the ax wound there's nowhere else to go, so she'll probably burn out and commit suicide if she doesn't make peace with her decisions.
(Write-up by @X68000)
[Story of Jiffypop45]
Jiffypop45 is the troon I mentioned earlier who is continuing to be fucked into a transition he realized he doesn't want. The forums convinced him to go therapist-shopping until he found someone who'd approve HRT, and the results are as you'd expect! Rather than a write-up, I think a post directly from the horse's mouth is the most appropriate:
Jiffypop45 said:
As far as I know, he's still on HRT.
Emily Fundakowski Feldman / Emiwenis / Marshmallow Mayhem (cis woman)
b.15 June 1986 (30)
Current city: Fullerton, California, United States
Previous address: 1535 Rugby Cir, Thousand Oaks, California, USA 91360 (valued at over 500k USD)
Occupation: geophysicist
emiwenis@livejournal.com
emiwenis@gmail.com
AIM: emiwenis
Twitter: @Emiwenis
Education:
Flintstone Elementary - Oxon Hill, MD (1997 - 199
Oxon Hill Middle School - Fort Washington, MD (1998 - 2000)
Oxon Hill High School - Oxon Hill, MD (2000 - 2002)
Thousand Oaks High School - Thousand Oaks, CA (2002 - 2004)
California State University - Fullerton - Fullerton, CA (2004 - 200
Work:
Geovision / Staff geophysicist
California State University Fullerton / Paleontology lab assistant
http://emiwenis.livejournal.com/profile
http://archive.md/kULYy
https://twitter.com/emiwenis
http://archive.md/8xjDR
https://www.reddit.com/user/Emiwenis/
http://archive.md/vMAXt
http://emiwenis.deviantart.com/
http://archive.md/LJfce
https://www.etsy.com/people/Emiwenis/circle?ref=pr_circle
http://archive.md/HfR46
http://www.last.fm/user/Emiwenis
http://archive.md/XcwjR
https://disqus.com/by/emiwenis/
http://archive.md/XcwjR
http://imgur.com/user/Emiwenis/submitted
http://archive.md/TLOdq
https://www.flickr.com/photos/emiwenis/
http://archive.md/Mar4d
https://www.yelp.com/user_details?userid=WluxCN0zU5B87JdBPjIYDw
http://archive.md/KwkUO
https://gx4.sched.com/emiwenis
http://archive.md/zugFa
http://www.survivalinstinct.net/viewuser.php?uid=403
http://archive.md/DEUHW
https://www.facebook.com/GeoEmily/
http://archive.md/eLweV
https://my.racewire.com/athlete/3863320
http://archive.md/l39jM
https://plus.google.com/+emilyfeldman/photos
http://archive.md/D57zV
https://trustoria.com/~Emily-Feldman/0-2
http://archive.md/uQEhj
http://scientist.trustoria.com/Geoscientist/Fullerton-CA
http://archive.md/KNiv4
https://www.arivify.com/property/search/yjaI1aYK5
http://archive.md/YbEom
Her dogs: http://i.imgur.com/bqh70wi.jpg http://archive.md/xgsP9
Family member: Steven Feldman (65), 1535 Rugby Cir, Thousand Oaks, California, USA
b.15 June 1986 (30)
Current city: Fullerton, California, United States
Previous address: 1535 Rugby Cir, Thousand Oaks, California, USA 91360 (valued at over 500k USD)
Occupation: geophysicist
emiwenis@livejournal.com
emiwenis@gmail.com
AIM: emiwenis
Twitter: @Emiwenis
Education:
Flintstone Elementary - Oxon Hill, MD (1997 - 199
Oxon Hill Middle School - Fort Washington, MD (1998 - 2000)
Oxon Hill High School - Oxon Hill, MD (2000 - 2002)
Thousand Oaks High School - Thousand Oaks, CA (2002 - 2004)
California State University - Fullerton - Fullerton, CA (2004 - 200
Work:
Geovision / Staff geophysicist
California State University Fullerton / Paleontology lab assistant
http://emiwenis.livejournal.com/profile
http://archive.md/kULYy
https://twitter.com/emiwenis
http://archive.md/8xjDR
https://www.reddit.com/user/Emiwenis/
http://archive.md/vMAXt
http://emiwenis.deviantart.com/
http://archive.md/LJfce
https://www.etsy.com/people/Emiwenis/circle?ref=pr_circle
http://archive.md/HfR46
http://www.last.fm/user/Emiwenis
http://archive.md/XcwjR
https://disqus.com/by/emiwenis/
http://archive.md/XcwjR
http://imgur.com/user/Emiwenis/submitted
http://archive.md/TLOdq
https://www.flickr.com/photos/emiwenis/
http://archive.md/Mar4d
https://www.yelp.com/user_details?userid=WluxCN0zU5B87JdBPjIYDw
http://archive.md/KwkUO
https://gx4.sched.com/emiwenis
http://archive.md/zugFa
http://www.survivalinstinct.net/viewuser.php?uid=403
http://archive.md/DEUHW
https://www.facebook.com/GeoEmily/
http://archive.md/eLweV
https://my.racewire.com/athlete/3863320
http://archive.md/l39jM
https://plus.google.com/+emilyfeldman/photos
http://archive.md/D57zV
https://trustoria.com/~Emily-Feldman/0-2
http://archive.md/uQEhj
http://scientist.trustoria.com/Geoscientist/Fullerton-CA
http://archive.md/KNiv4
https://www.arivify.com/property/search/yjaI1aYK5
http://archive.md/YbEom
Her dogs: http://i.imgur.com/bqh70wi.jpg http://archive.md/xgsP9
Family member: Steven Feldman (65), 1535 Rugby Cir, Thousand Oaks, California, USA
Noyemi K/PMD Noyemi/Nathaniel Karlisle
Bonus pic: haha who takes selfies with a tablet
Facebook
Twitter
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Website
Email: kseihya@gmail.com
Phone #: (757) 819-5634
Home Address: Norfolk, VA 23509
Birthdate: 10 April, 1993
Occupation: Visual Novel Composer
Bonus pic: haha who takes selfies with a tablet
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Website
Email: kseihya@gmail.com
Phone #: (757) 819-5634
Home Address: Norfolk, VA 23509
Birthdate: 10 April, 1993
Occupation: Visual Novel Composer
Sean Quigley / quigsean/ Notorious QIG (trans woman)
b. July 1969
quiggy@gmail.com
Skype: mathx314
Steam: quiggy_b
quiggy@gmail.com
Employment:
Regional Sales Manager at INVISTA
Former Strategic Account Manager at INVISTA
Former Strategic Account Manager at Taylor Corporation
Former Business Development Manager at Newell Brands
Studied at University of Massachusetts Boston
Education:
32 Milton High School
Possible Phone number: (617) 323-7511
Most recently known mobile: (401) 323-7511 AT&T Mobility
Most recently known landline: (50 455-0730 Comcast
Previous numbers: (401) 595-9429 (mobile; Verizon Wireless), (401) 728-2352 (landline; Verizon Communications), (401) 475-3653 (landline; Cox)
Current address: 19 Elgin St # 2, Suffolk, West Roxbury, MA, 02132, United States
Address history: 93 Parker St, Attleboro, MA 02703 (2012 - Now; $150 K; LAST SOLD PRICE - DEC 2012 -$144 K)
Binford St, Lincoln, RI 02865 (2006 - 2016)
47 Old Farm Rd, Milton, MA 02186 (2001 - 2016)
1528 Smithfield Ave, Lincoln, RI 02865 (2001 - 2013)
Facebook:https://www.facebook.com/sean.quigley.944
http://archive.md/rxnkW
Twitter: https://twitter.com/quigsean
http://archive.md/GDniP
Flicker: //www.flickr.com/photos/86982464@N02/
http://archive.md/2xgxo
Business page: http://www.usacorporates.com/us/business/sean-quigley/cw3A8kb
http://archive.md/Qsxg3
b. July 1969
quiggy@gmail.com
Skype: mathx314
Steam: quiggy_b
quiggy@gmail.com
Employment:
Regional Sales Manager at INVISTA
Former Strategic Account Manager at INVISTA
Former Strategic Account Manager at Taylor Corporation
Former Business Development Manager at Newell Brands
Studied at University of Massachusetts Boston
Education:
32 Milton High School
Possible Phone number: (617) 323-7511
Most recently known mobile: (401) 323-7511 AT&T Mobility
Most recently known landline: (50
455-0730 ComcastPrevious numbers: (401) 595-9429 (mobile; Verizon Wireless), (401) 728-2352 (landline; Verizon Communications), (401) 475-3653 (landline; Cox)
Current address: 19 Elgin St # 2, Suffolk, West Roxbury, MA, 02132, United States
Address history: 93 Parker St, Attleboro, MA 02703 (2012 - Now; $150 K; LAST SOLD PRICE - DEC 2012 -$144 K)
Binford St, Lincoln, RI 02865 (2006 - 2016)
47 Old Farm Rd, Milton, MA 02186 (2001 - 2016)
1528 Smithfield Ave, Lincoln, RI 02865 (2001 - 2013)
Facebook:https://www.facebook.com/sean.quigley.944
http://archive.md/rxnkW
Twitter: https://twitter.com/quigsean
http://archive.md/GDniP
Flicker: //www.flickr.com/photos/86982464@N02/
http://archive.md/2xgxo
Business page: http://www.usacorporates.com/us/business/sean-quigley/cw3A8kb
http://archive.md/Qsxg3