Something is wrong with me 3/22/19 - No kidding

[JambledUpWords]

• Al starts off by showing an old picture of herself and saying that she’s worried about copyrighted music, so she has to add her own background music
• 
  Gorl is obsessed with the choker she’s wearing
• Al says that she hurt her back and is taking medicine and resting
• Wants to have an upload schedule three times a week (Mon, Wed, Fri)
• 
  Gorl eats some bacon and eggs for breakfast

Different day

• Al complains that she looks too yellow
• 
  Becky is spotted
• 
  Becky trying to show Al some affection
• Becky says that she like Al’s cleavage ?
• Al is saying that she’s trying to drink exclusively water
• Al says she doesn’t have diabetes because she isn’t peeing all the time (doctorlynn in the house y’all)
• 
  Al’s face when she drops her phone
• Al and Becky get into an argument of a large a pint is is comparison to a gallon
• Al says that she knows how big a pint is because of Ben and Jerry’s ice cream
• Becky talks about her time in Georgia
• Al talks about future video ideas
• Al wants to do a video of how well Rafe and Becky know her (how surprising)
• Al, Becky and Eric all talk to each other
• Al tries to be clever and says that she’s drinking out of glass that says “his” even though she isn’t a “his”. She goes into detail of how Becky likes to wear “his” clothes like shirts and pants
• Becky denied that she doesn’t wear men’s pants
• Al and Becky talk about the term “ball shoes”
• Al thinks that nobody calls tennis shoes “ball shoes”
• Becky calls her sister for proof
• Becky is proven right and is very happy
• Video awkwardly ends

 

[pecansandies]

goddammit I havent even finished the O2B video yet and I got shit to do today!

I have a sneaking suspicion that title is going to be total clickbait or won't be referenced until the last minute of the video. Let's see if I'm psychic

 

[rexas texas_]

"Something is wrong with me"

... no shit

 

[Masta]

She claims to be having back problems.
I’m sure it’s nothing to do with being 600lbs, she’s healthy, just big y’all.

She spends 3 minutes talking about how yellow she looks, but girl you always look like shit so it doesn’t even matter.

 

[StyrofoamFridge]

-Terrified that she'll get copyright struck for Ricky's music lightly playing in the other room
-Talks about doing 3 uploads a week (M/W/F)
-Pulled a muscle in her back when Hannah and Rafe were over
-Debates weather she should go to the ER/Doctor but decides to take ibuprofen
-Kermit Eric noises
-Yellowlynn hates how her kitchen lighting makes her skin look
-Eating a plateful of bacon and eggs
- Becky quote "When I look at dem titties I forget about everything else."
-Amber is virtue signaling her water consumption by drinking a gallon jug
-Eric is watching a kid cartoon, Steven Universe
-Amber says she knows she doesn't have diabetes because she pees 3-4 times a day
-Amber wants to swap diets for a day with Eric, discusses video ideas, no mention of weight loss
-Amber misgenders Becky, cringily
-Becky calls gym shorts and shoes "ballshorts" and "ballshoes."
-Video cuts off

 

[YayLasagna]

I thought this was Jambled admitting they a freak, I feel cheated.

 

[FitBitch]

Thanks for choosing a thumbnail where a jaundiced and semiconcious looking Amber is being propped up by a mirthful Becky like a corpse puppet. Really highlights the addict-enabler relationship you two have. I'm not going to watch this clickbait shit about how she has a headache or more layyg pain or whatever is wrong with her now. Catch me on the next Kicking Geese reaction.

 

[Terminus Est]

Healthy at any size!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! /s

 

[Very Honest Content]

14 minutes, let's go gorls!

Spoiler: 2 out of 10

Goth selfie still image to start. Ricky had background music on so she had to hide it from the copyright striking. Her face has scabs on it, once the video proper starts, looks horrible, she's trying to upload and having trouble. Hannah and Rafe were over yesterday and her back went out. LOL, fucking fatass, enjoy your rehabilitation of an injury that will most likely never heal without weight loss and muscle building exercise. She used to go to ER but now feels like it wastes doctor time so she's just on pain meds.
Cut to breakfast, two scrambled eggs and some cannibalism bacon. Becky shows up to illustrate why these require wide angle lenses for both deathfats in frame at once. She also has no idea what a 'white balance' camera setting is, moron. She talks about peeing, gay daycare dumb drama, all unimportant shit and how did she not know Eric had music on when she turns to speak to him in this scene? Becky holds the camera as Amber yaks to it, Becky, you're no Fellini. Becky looks like she's chasing 400 pounds right now. Live phone call to Becky's sister to ask what they called shoes as children. This video is crap and now it ends.

 

[pecansandies]

Islamic Content in this Video:

• starting off with a transition from a 2yr old pic to present day hamber. Scared the absolute shit out of me
• we're back on an upload schedule (apparently) and our gorl has to literally lift up her double chin to show off a choker that is completely invisible otherwise
• she pulled a back muscle doing nothing
• "I don't want to waste anyone's time" O2B, IG Dietitian, her doctor...are all quaking
• hates the kitchen lighting because it makes her look yellow. Doesn't seem to hate being 600lbs because it makes her look like an overstuffed bean bag. But go off, sis (and she does like CONTINUOUSLY and doesn't fucking drop it. SIS NO ONE CARES ABOUT THE LIGHTING. ITS NOT THE LIGHTING THAT MAKES YOU LOOK BAD) Seriously its like 4min of this shit.
• Becky: "when I look at dem titties I forget about everything else"
• the water jug is back
• "just because I don't vlog myself peein' doesn't mean I don't do it"
• claims her videos are boring because she never vlogs the fun stuff. sure Jan
• they talk about how much they pee
• ALR wants to do a diet swap with Eric
• Becky: "I don't wear man pants...I wear ball shorts" to contain her huge cawk n bawls
• "YUR A LAH!"
• I skipped ahead a few times because nothing was going on

From the 2:30ish mark right up to the end of the video is literally just their mundane conversation about fuckin NOTHING so good job on the clickbait title and sad looking thumbnail you fuckin troll. BUT there was one redeeming thing in this shitshow:

Twinkie looking PISSED at these 3 idiots ramble on about nothing is literally such a mood

 

[Dick Pooman]

That poor choker is still holding on for dear life, bless it.

 

[Fubby]

Is it bad that I actually found Becky funny and kind of entertaining when she was talking about ball shoes

 

[FitBitch]

Islamic Content in this Video:

• starting off with a transition from a 2yr old pic to present day hamber. Scared the absolute shit out of me
• we're back on an upload schedule (apparently) and our gorl has to literally lift up her double chin to show off a choker that is completely invisible otherwise
• she pulled a back muscle doing nothing
• "I don't want to waste anyone's time" O2B, IG Dietitian, her doctor...are all quaking
• hates the kitchen lighting because it makes her look yellow. Doesn't seem to hate being 600lbs because it makes her look like an overstuffed bean bag. But go off, sis (and she does like CONTINUOUSLY and doesn't fucking drop it. SIS NO ONE CARES ABOUT THE LIGHTING. ITS NOT THE LIGHTING THAT MAKES YOU LOOK BAD) Seriously its like 4min of this shit.
• Becky: "when I look at dem titties I forget about everything else"
• the water jug is back
• "just because I don't vlog myself peein' doesn't mean I don't do it"
• claims her videos are boring because she never vlogs the fun stuff. sure Jan
• they talk about how much they pee
• ALR wants to do a diet swap with Eric
• Becky: "I don't wear man pants...I wear ball shorts" to contain her huge cawk n bawls
• "YUR A LAH!"
• I skipped ahead a few times because nothing was going on

From the 2:30ish mark right up to the end of the video is literally just their mundane conversation about fuckin NOTHING so good job on the clickbait title and sad looking thumbnail you fuckin troll. BUT there was one redeeming thing in this shitshow:

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Twinkie looking PISSED at these 3 idiots ramble on about nothing is literally such a mood

This shifty ass dog is the audience stand-in. Real MVP Twinkie Stoore.

 

[Awkwafina]

@JambledUpWords Thousands of Blessings unto you for these recaps you work so fast gorl

 

[pecansandies]

This shifty ass dog is the audience stand-in. Real MVP Twinkie Stoore.

as probably the only bitch in that house who seems to be done with ALR's bullshit, I stan a Twinkie Stoore

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"Time After Time" plays softly in the distance

 

[Dutch Courage]

She is trying so hard to upload Mon-Wed-Fri (despite these Herculean efforts, she has not even come close to it...)

She's got a really bad pulled muscle in her back and can't stand up straight (maybe she went one sausage too far?)

She is not one to go to the ER. "Only go if you really need to", says this dying brontosaurus.

She is self-medicating with ibuprofen (although in the past, she has been using Tylenol interchangeably, which isn't ibuprofen and could shut her liver down)

She feels defeated.

Next day: she obsesses about the lights making her look yellow.

She has two eggs and three bacons, but is not doing Keto.

She freaks out more about looking yellow.

We get a loving shot of Becky and then the pair of them.

Amberlynn asks Becky if she looks this yellow in person. Becky's speech impediment makes it hard to hear her answer, but the gist of it is "no...well, kinda yes..." as she runs her fingers through the creases of Amberlynn's skin. Amberlynn is baffled because she doesn't look yellow in her phone or mirror.

"Den, when I look at dem titties, I forget about everything else", Becky tells her.

Amberlynn is back to hauling a jug of water around again.

Becky, in an attempt at humor, stammers "You oughta be drinking a half gallon of a gallon..." Amberlynn can't understand the stammering fool either and says, "Babe, wha---?" Becky clarifies: "You need to be drinking a pint of a gallon" She smiles at her own brilliance.

"What is a pint of a gallon?" whines Amberlynn.

"You don't know what a pint is?" responds Becky, somewhat condescendingly.

"I do, it is Ben and Jerry size" replies Amberlynn, giggling.

Becky shows her a glass of orange juice "this is a pint sized glass"

"Okay..." replies Amberlynn, still confused. "So, you want me to drink a pint of water a day, is that it?"

Becky smirks at the foolish Amberlynn, "No, I'm only playin' with you"

Amberlynn is bothered because Becky doesn't look yellow. She postulates that the glass of orange juice worked as a contrast, which neutralizes the yellow.

They go on and on about the lights, walls, and yellow skin... "Some people just have yellow undertones" Amberlynn explains.

We see Eric, slumped semi-conscious on the sofa and staring at his phone. They call over Twinkie, who obligingly waddles over.

Amberlynn throws some shade at Eric for his vlog, which put her in a bad light and garnered some snarky comments.

Amberlynn says she doesn't pee a lot in one day, but she is trying. She grabs the water jug.

Eric starts engaging in conversation from the living room and is all but inaudible.

Amberlynn says her vlogs are super-boring because the interesting stuff she does with friends is never vlogged. (There's a penetrating analysis!)

Becky gets excited that they are drinking the same thing.

Amberlynn doesn't like orange juice because it makes her think of bugs.

Amberlynn praises herself for not drinking diet soda yesterday and sticking to water. "I don't pee a lot. I pee 3 or 4 times a day. That's how I know I don't have diabetes"

More barely audible talk with Eric and Becky. Eric babbles on and on and on, about what I have no clue...

Amberlynn wants to copy someone else's video. Becky says she is a really good camera operator "I'm directing this shit" (At this point, I am totally lost. I have no fucking idea what they are talking about)

Amberlynn wants to do a "Who Knows Me Better" video with Becky and Rafe...

"This is really long..." she says in reference to this boring, incomprehensible video.

Then she adds more. A shot of Becky drinking orange juice, which Amberlynn narrates in a breathy voice.

Giggling, something about "ball shorts and ball shoes"

Eric shouts some shit from the living room, and Amberlynn cracks up.

Becky calls her sister. "I have a question for you. Did we call 'em ball shoes growing up?" "Huh?" her sister says. "What did we call them?" "Shoes..." replies the sister...




Well, the title is accurate: something really is wrong with Amberlynn... Moreso, Becky...

This sounded like if you left a mic open in a nursing home rec room for 13 minutes. Not only is it boring, not only is it dumb, it is just void of anything... Just exceptional babble...

As for the back pain, it was completely forgotten in the first minute.

Crazy video; can't really recommend though...

 

[JambledUpWords]

I thought this was Jambled admitting they a freak, I feel cheated.

I’m not a freak I’m just a Kiwi that takes interest in cows like Al

 

[pecansandies]

I’m not a freak

Don't make me pull up the PLENTIFUL amount of receipts from the nasty thread about deathfat sex that will say otherwise

 

[StyrofoamFridge]

The faghouse is now a gaycare. They remind me of pudgy toddlers with their television tastes, fashion, and cringy conversations.

 

[Long time lurker]

Another one I didn't finish. The "something wrong" is that her back hurts. She claims to have pulled a muscle when her friends Rafe and Hannah were over. Amber (oh, so brave) didn't go to the ER because she (now) thinks it wastes the doctors time and her own.

Cuts to (what she calls) the next day, and even though on the previous clip she said she hurt her back the day before she filmed, now she claims it was 3 days ago. Don't worry, though. She claims to be feeling better, despite adding to that she almost went to the ER the night before.

I started skipping when Amber spent an ungodly amount of time wondering why she looks yellow on camera. There is a very short clip of one cat walking away but I can't tell which one of them it is. We also get to see Eric (and sadly hear him too).

TL;DW: it's a filler video because she's probably hurting for money. There is nothing in it but inane ramblings of two morbidly obese creatures, with a big side serving of "my room mates annoy me"*. A better title would have been "Much ado".

*She starts the video with a heavily photoshopped image of herself while complaining that Ricky had music going on the background (the nerve of the guy to try to enjoy the little time off work he has when Amber is about to film...). She then complains that "they" added more lights to the dinning room. She might have made more complaints but I stopped watching.