SomethingAwful.com's Tranny Megathread -

[Typhoid Mary]

SomethingAwful.com's Tranny Megathread is a place where SA trannies go to sperg about their kooky shenanigans. It can range from people telling them they're not women, and all the way to getting nasty infections after shaving their legs. The variety of regulars is truly outstanding. We've gotten such hit lolcows like Fire, and WickedHate from them. There are relatively normal people there, but this thread will also cover them if they say anything particularly ridiculous.

For some reason, SynthOrange, had laser hair removal done on his ass.

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Genocyber suggests that SynthOrange may have been scammed, and SynthOrange responds with a reference to video game, Space Station 13. I hope he got scammed..

Cleretic laments about his women's clothing shipment being stolen, and Thalantos whines about it being fucking weird that he's going out in public to buy women's clothing.

jiffypop45 realizes he's not going to be a woman in 2 years even though he started taking HRT. The self-awareness is charming, but sadly they will not take true, and honest action to act on it before it's too late.

Thalantos describes being envious of normal women.

Blue Star has a bit of self-awareness, alas he falls short of the mark.

Blue Star again with a massive amount of self-awareness. The cotton ceiling is not real, yes. You've got! No tranny is entitled to them. Lesbians have a right to be exclusive, they do not owe us anything. Good going. But there are storm clouds on the horizon, as posters reacts to Blue Star.

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[wagglyplacebo]

SomethingAwful.com's Tranny Megathread is a place where SA trannies go to sperg about their kooky shenanigans. It can range from people telling them they're not women, and all the way to getting nasty infections after shaving their legs. The variety of regulars is truly outstanding. We've gotten such hit lolcows like Fire, and WickedHate from them. There are relatively normal people there, but this thread will also cover them if they say anything particularly ridiculous.

For some reason, SynthOrange, had laser hair removal done on his ass.

Spoiler

Genocyber suggests that SynthOrange may have been scammed, and SynthOrange responds with a reference to video game, Space Station 13. I hope he got scammed..

Cleretic laments about his women's clothing shipment being stolen, and Thalantos whines about it being fucking weird that he's going out in public to buy women's clothing.

jiffypop45 realizes he's not going to be a woman in 2 years even though he started taking HRT. The self-awareness is charming, but sadly they will not take true, and honest action to act on it before it's too late.

Thalantos describes being envious of normal women.

Blue Star has a bit of self-awareness, alas he falls short of the mark.

Blue Star again with a massive amount of self-awareness. The cotton ceiling is not real, yes. You've got! No tranny is entitled to them. Lesbians have a right to be exclusive, they do not owe us anything. Good going. But there are storm clouds on the horizon, as posters reacts to Blue Star.

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I haven't been to SA in a long time it seems, how things have changed.

 

[Typhoid Mary]

I haven't been to SA in a long time it seems, how things have changed.

I started posting in 2005. I agree with you, it's really gone downhill.

 

[Aquinas]

fucking lol @ synthorange in this thread. granted i dont think just getting ass hair removed qualifies him as standing out amongst the sea of troons. what else is there of him?

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Aside from making A lets play of Princess Maker 2

Edit: as for context on the posts, SynthOrange is/used to be staff in SS13, a game where not only is it possible to cut off someones ass, but happens all the time, just so someone can turn it into a robutt or an asshat

 

[OldDayz]

Remember when SA would ban furries? Lowtax stopped doing that shit after he started losing re-reg $$$, and here we are.

 

[Forever Sunrise]

Oh, how the mighty have fallen. This really makes me sad, honestly.

 

[Gordon Cole]

How long has this gone on?

 

[Segue]

The only thing in the OP actually amusing is Kaleidoscopic Gaze, aside from that everyone else seems to be behaving.

honestly id be keeping a closer eye on this thread than the SA one

 

[Positron]

Remember when SA would ban furries? Lowtax stopped doing that shit after he started losing re-reg $$$, and here we are.

His BBF Shmorky is a furry.

 

[Super Collie]

His BBF Shmorky is a furry.

Shmorky got fired from Something Awful for always being "in character", despite Shmorky insisting that he wasn't "in character" and that the way he talks and acts is his TRUE and HONEST self. Not exactly BFF material.

Also, as customary with every time SA's old views toward furries is brought up, survivor of the original Furry Concentration Camp checking in...

 

[AnOminous]

His BBF Shmorky is a furry.

He's also a tranny now, too, so there's that.

 

[Aquinas]

I remember Lowtax implying that he felt that shmorky was the reason his fiancee was fucking nutter too.

 

[VLAD]

How long has this gone on?

Too long.

serious answer: at least a few years, probably as far back as '11 or '12. The demise of Laissez's Faire (politisperg shitposting forum) led to the craziest members of the forum needing something else to latch onto. The ones that didn't migrate to an offsite ended up trooning out, and here we are.

He's also a tranny now, too, so there's that.

Tranny implies transitioning to the opposite gender. Shmorky's better described as a genderless blob.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

His BBF Shmorky is a furry.

And not just that, he's a babyfur, at least according to his ED page.

Shmorky got fired from Something Awful for always being "in character", despite Shmorky insisting that he wasn't "in character" and that the way he talks and acts is his TRUE and HONEST self. Not exactly BFF material.

Also, as customary with every time SA's old views toward furries is brought up, survivor of the original Furry Concentration Camp checking in...

Well he got invited to Lowtax's wedding and he's appeared in videos with him before too so I think they are friends (I still haven't got over Shmorkys voice):

 

[Aquinas]

Even lowtax has recently uttered something about shmorky being weird with the diapers

Well he got invited to Lowtax's wedding and he's appeared in videos with him before too so I think they are friends

I'm sorry you had to find out this way, but lowtax severed that relationship

 

[Gangster Talk]

Well he got invited to Lowtax's wedding and he's appeared in videos with him before too so I think they are friends, I still haven't got over Shmorkys voice:

I don't follow SA drama closely but I know at some point Lowtax came to the same conclusion as his voice gradually increased in octaves. I think he was also getting frustrated with his whining over correct pronouns and similar bullshit. I don't think he's been in any of his videos for a while, confirmed by YouTube comments on his latest video of people with furry avatars complaining about Lowtax's intolerance for people who are "trans/genderfluid".

I feel bad for the dude honestly, his entire community has turned into something that would've been featured on Weekend Web a decade ago.

 

[Super Collie]

And not just that, he's a babyfur, at least according to his ED page.


Well he got invited to Lowtax's wedding and he's appeared in videos with him before too so I think they are friends (I still haven't got over Shmorkys voice):

Shmorky formerly co-hosted Gaming Garbage for something like 100+ episodes before getting fired. It was the last project he worked on for Something Awful before he had gone too far off the deep end.

edit: Shoutouts to the "getmehelp.mp3" embed on the homepage.

 

[wagglyplacebo]

If you guys want the history of schmorky and his crazy girlfriend, start here: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/something-awful-and-friends.9689/page-9#post-1245556
And then keep going til around page 12.

 

[OldDayz]

Also, as customary with every time SA's old views toward furries is brought up, survivor of the original Furry Concentration Camp checking in...

To be honest, I think that policy was stupid as fuck. Sorry you had to deal with that. Instead of targeting specific people, maybe Lowtax shouldn't have let the forums get too PC and the good old days of shouting fuck you and die and all that were put to rest. Alienating your userbase which paid $10 to post there isn't a good business model.

 

[QI 541]

A community of people who paid to post, something that every other forum provides for free. It doesn't surprise me that they'd turn out to be lolcows.