Song Dedications to Lolcows -

[The Shadow]

Got this idea...let's shout out to lolcows we love and hate with songs that either apply to them or would annoy the fuck out of them.

For example...this one goes out to MovieBob, who hates everyone that lives in the Heartland!

 

[Pablo Birmingham]

I'd like to dedicate this "fan appreciation" song to the one man that appreciates his fans the most...

Dave "DSP" Bennett

 

[MemeGray]

Dedicating this to Amberlyn Reid and all the other morbid obeses with threads on here.

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

This one goes out to Chis Chan, who just wants to be left alone with his toys:

 

[Midlife Sperglord]

I dedicate this to Phil. The guy with the gash who loves to pick fights.

 

[Andre The Roboto]

This song is dedicated to Nick Bates, who really like bands like They Might Be Giants

 

[Neil]

To every troon in the Tumblr and Rat King sections:

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

I dedicate this to Phil. The guy with the gash who loves to pick fights.

I thought it was going to be for the OTHER Phil for getting caught beating it on camera twice.

 

[Flying_with_the_Penguins]

To Destiny, aka Steven "Ethical CP" Bonnell, with my warmest regards.

 

[OhGoy]

i was going to use al yankovic's "fat," but it's pinned to the front page

but that won't stop me from making effortless fat jokes

I DEDICATE THIS SONG TO BOOGIE2988

 

[The Shadow]

To continue our fat-shaming, Bobby Darin classes it up with one for Amberlynn Reid:

 

[Muttnik]

This one goes out to Susan Schofield. Thanks for being the batshit banshee that I love to hate.

 

[ahkt]

this one would probably be perfect for luna slater

 

[The Great Citracett]

To all the lolcows who are fat and I would not have sex with:

 

[Done]

Dedicated to the grand pigroach himself, DSP:

 

[NARPASSWORD]

To all the lolcows in prison

 

[Positron]

To Zinnia Jones, Phil, TransEthics, and all Rat Kings who fancy themselves "sex workers":

 

[ShittyRecolor]

Extreme has some killer songs that would trigger the everliving fuck out ot Dobblob:

Also, Get The Funk out is ideal for all the dangerhead cunts that want to "fix" problematic hobbies and fandoms:

 

[DumbDosh]

This one goes out to MundaneMatt for obvious reasons.

And for all the times he's cried over dumb shit.

 

[commandersalamander]

this one would probably be perfect for luna slater

another song for Luna: