Songs that you are ashamed that you like - Songs that you listen to when no one else is around

Weeb Slinger

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Lord help my wretched and undeserving soul, I enjoy the music of Dar Williams and own several of her albums. Anyone who is unfamiliar with the oeuvre of Ms Williams should consider the following lyrics as being emblematic of her song writing style:

"And February was so long that it lasted into March
And found us walking a path alone together.
You stopped and pointed and you said, "That's a crocus, "
And I said, "What's a crocus?" and you said, "It's a flower, "
I tried to remember, but I said, "What's a flower?"
You said, "I still love you.""


It's Tumblr-tier, YA Romance fiction levels of awful. It's like a South Park parody of itself. I know all this but I still like it. I used to blame my lapse in taste on the melodies and the arrangements - It was the tunes that drew me in before I even noticed the lyrics. Now I accept that I am the brain of a woman who never took off her Lilith Fair wristband, trapped in the body of a man who unironically enjoys the music of Anal Cunt. If that doesn't qualify me for the full spectrum of disability benefits, then I don't know what does.

In a harder and less forgiving world, I know that I would take my turn against the wall, right after the firing squad were done with the useful idiots and the sexual deviants. They might even shoot me before the furries.

 

Alex Krycek

Data Pagan &/or Cyber Vegan
True & Honest Fan
kiwifarms.net
First a disclosure. I’m a massive hipster in my musical tastes and fashion choices so they’re pretty diverse and eclectic to begin with. I mean yeah my go to is either 90s Rock and Alternative or something Indie but I even listen to Khmer Psychedelic Rock from the 70s and Norwegian Black Metal and a ton of Latin American Rock. That said, I love this mashup and play it at parties sometimes.

 

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