Sonic is not gay >:( and the troll who cried woman -

[DrChristianTroy]

Two New Chris Facebook Posts 4/29/13

The first was about how trolls pretending to be women is evil.

Here's a musing:

Heard of "The Boy Who Cries Wolf"? Today's Internet Trolls and Cyber-Bullies who pretend to be the opposite gender to everyone they talk to online, making socializing online the worst mistake of anyone's life since teenage pregnancy, starring in a porn, or rape. And when a date is set up, they always stand you up, or if they do make it, they have someone else hiding nearby with a camera to record the whole thing to transform into something dark, evil and sick to be used against you to smear your name.

Today's version of the classic should be called, "The Online Trolls Who Cry Woman".

Interesting to see he included "starring in porn." Of course things like racism, genocide, prejudice aren't as bad as starring in porn. Anyway typical "poor me" bullshit.

The second is more bitching but something we don't hear much about with Chris.

Okay, now THIS pisses me off. I am not one who is to be blamed here; there are a lot of sick people who perverted Sonic's good name. Especially those who made him out as a homo, when he is not. Hell! He had a thing going on for a long time with Sally Acorn in his comic book series.

SEGA, Sonic was praised a lot better than Mario, because Sonic has more attitude, is stronger and faster, and he talks in his games more than the catchphrase-spewing plumber did.

And in any case, Sonic has replaced my hero before him, the American Rabbit. Shelving Sonic away will be the worst mistake SEGA will ever make since they stopped their console series at the Dreamcast.

Sonic For SEGA RAW!!! And Forever!!!

Followed by a comment he made...

Besides which, no matter what any new mascot comes around, ALL of the sick, bored People and Internet Trolls and Cyber-Bullies will leech the good name away from him or her or it anyway.

The better option is to stay strong with Sonic.

Here's the thing, Chris is right in that Sonic was praised over Mario. In 1990. Since then Sonic has been a laughing stock while Mario has stood the test of time. Also "Catchphrase spewing" is kind of hilarious considering Sonic was with things like his TV show and whatnot.

Screencaps would be appreciated.

 

[Marvin]

Chris confused a parody gaming blog for the real thing.

http://www.p4rgaming.com/sega-seeking-n ... d-by-fans/

And he also fucked up a reference to the boy who cries wolf.

 

[Aleister Crowley]

Sonic is a hedgehog and I'm sure he doesn't care much for sex if all he does is hang out with Tails all the time.


Oh wait.

 

[Descent]

"making socializing online the worst mistake of anyone's life since teenage pregnancy, starring in a porn. or rape."

No. NO! Please tell me this is fake and Chris didn't become an even worse person.

 

[Bob's Fries]

Chris confused a parody gaming blog for the real thing.

http://www.p4rgaming.com/sega-seeking-n ... d-by-fans/

And he also fucked up a reference to the boy who cries wolf.

So he has shown more signs of his mental incompetence. Lovely.

 

[DrChristianTroy]

"making socializing online the worst mistake of anyone's life since teenage pregnancy, starring in a porn. or rape."

No. NO! Please tell me this is fake and Chris didn't become an even worse person.

What do you mean? Starring in porn is clearly worse than genocide and prejudice. Don't be crazy.

Also I didn't know his Sonic rant came from a parody blog. Even better.

 

[calicojack]

I feel as if Chris ruined Sonics "good name", and isn't really aware of it.

So is this a weekly thing for Chris? Posting Facebook notes every week to share what he feels about things?

 

[Long Sun]

The new mascot is real, but it for the Sega raw line, and on the real site it made quite clear sonic not be replaced. Also the troll who cried woman, what so bad about being stood up that happens all the time and good can only be damaged when insane stuff is done at the date regardless of cammara. Also I love how he final has some idea of Sonichu being a bad Sonic recolour

 

[CatParty]

"starring in a rape"

 

[drmccoy]

Re: Two New Chris Facebook Posts 4/29/13

Looks like he's finally learned that many "heart-sweets" were just guys fucking with him.

Also, Sonic: The Autistic Mario.

 

[Hyperion]

Those dang dirty trolls over at Sega have really pissed off Autistic Jesus this time.

 

[KatsuKitty]

"Stay strong with Sonic"? Is that like Chris' version of "keep cool with Coolidge"?

Also, you know Chris' bizarre and extreme hate for homos completely overrides any consideration on his part that this was a parody blog.

 

[drmccoy]

Considering we have video evidence that certain employees at Sega know exactly what Sonichu is, well, Chris can just blame himself for it.

Said this in another thread, but Sonic: The Autistic Mario.

 

[CatParty]

"And when a date is set up, they always stand you up, or if they do make it, they have someone else hiding nearby with a camera to record the whole thing to transform into something dark, evil and sick to be used against you to smear your name."


no chris, that's only you. you made yourself a target through your own responses to such interactions. other people may get "catfished", but only you supply hilarious content when it happens to you.


also, you are using the idiom "the boy who cried wolf" wrong

 

[DrChristianTroy]

What the hell is Sega Raw? Is it a legit company thing or jist Chris being dumb?

 

[calicojack]

What the hell is Sega Raw? Is it a legit company thing or jist Chris being dumb?

I think what he meant was just Sega staying normal. I don't know why he capitalized RAW like that, makes me think of WWE RAW.

 

[CatParty]

What the hell is Sega Raw? Is it a legit company thing or jist Chris being dumb?

I think what he meant was just Sega staying normal. I don't know why he capitalized RAW like that, makes me think of WWE RAW.

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[Aleister Crowley]

I think it's gone now.


IT'S A CONSPIRACY MAAAAAAAAAAAN.

 

[DrChristianTroy]

I think it's gone now.


IT'S A CONSPIRACY MAAAAAAAAAAAN.

Yup. Looks like he took down the Sonic thingie but "starring in porn" being the worst thing ever, still up there.

 

[CatParty]

I think it's gone now.


IT'S A CONSPIRACY MAAAAAAAAAAAN.

Yup. Looks like he took down the Sonic thingie but "starring in porn" being the worst thing ever, still up there.

i still see it along with his comment "Besides which, no matter what any new mascot comes around, ALL of the sick, bored People and Internet Trolls and Cyber-Bullies will leech the good name away from him or her or it anyway.

The better option is to stay strong with Sonic."