Sonic Movie Teaser/Trailer - It looks like how you would imagine it to look like

Baldur's Gait

Huh, you're a queer fellow!
It's going to have the thing in it from sonic 3.

You know the thing, the thing that everyone got stuck on.
The barrel from Carnival Night Zone?

That's not a bad basis for a decent joke if I'm being honest, but from what I've seen, I doubt the movie could pull it off.

Pina Colada

Headmistress of the School of Hard Knockers
True & Honest Fan
I haven’t been able to watch the trailer until now, but I cannot get over how Sonic’s lips look like they were pasted on a la Clutch Cargo. Doesn’t help that they’re animated out of sync, either. As for Robotnik, he’s just a shell of 90s Jim Carrey- not much to say about him.
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Snake of Diamond

Honestly the fan re-edits for Sonic looks just as fucking stupid and creepy. Maybe Sonic as a character is just visually unappealing in a 3D space or something...
It's like I said the design is way too specific to work with a different style. The reason why his 3D design in the games works is because it's heavily stylized and cartoony trying to make it look real is a really bad idea.
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I could really use the salt
Imagine working 60 hour weeks trying to rework that Sonic design. Imagine working to the point of exhaustion and putting your health in danger for this 21% on Rotten Tomatoes film.

Imagine all the parents not being around to see their children grow up because they spent 80 hours a week trying to get Sonic's fur the right shade of blue, and having to do it all over again.

Imagine missing your son's first birthday because you and your people are tasked to work overtime removing movie Sonic's weird child teeth.
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