Sonichu Sonichu 14 - Lead-up to the Merge

Alex Krycek

All my friends are Skeletons
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First Sonichu was ruined by the ponies, and now this Merge nonsense.

Of course I use the word "ruined" ironically. :'(
The old comic at least had some charm in how unaware and unintentionally funny it was. I guess the fact that the gay vaccine pretty much backfired and every character is gay now or has been in a compromising situation is kind a funny though, this is just unreadable.
 

Aldora

YouGeeElWhy
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The old comic at least had some charm in how unaware and unintentionally funny it was. I guess the fact that the gay vaccine pretty much backfired and every character is gay now or has been in a compromising situation is kind a funny though, this is just unreadable.
Personally I think the books lost their charm when the trolls/Miyamoto got Chris to edit the books and take out all the real names, half the point of the books was Chris taking revenge on all the IRL people who wronged him.
 

Mariposa Electrique

In 2021, Shit will hit the fan 4 Chris
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My god,
Page 6 is just insane! Bronycon is autistic AF, but I can't believe they actually let in Chris knowing they're providing another avenue for his mental decline. Commercialism is literally trumping mental welfare in this scenario. Chris' shoes were uncomfortable because he's a fat, ugly crossdresser not because he's a cute girl (tee-hee). Chris wasn't dancing with Mag-Chan either or anyone else for that matter, his life has literally been devoid of any human intimacy except from Barb. I wish he would just get buttfucked by Sockness, so Magi-Chan wouldn't be mentioned anymore. The content would be more interesting, and Chris wouldn't have to beg so much.

I'm very tired of this dumb fantasy with Chris trying to provide social proof of his "relationship" with Magi-Chan. I just want to tell him to get over it. No one will ever truly love him and making up shit about cartoon characters isn't actually impressing anyone or making anyone believe he's actually in a relationship. I know Chris is autistic and has not theory of mind, but he's hellbent on trying to make everyone believe in his little fantasy about being worthy of romantic love. It's sad, but the cold hard truth is that he's not worthy or capable of having such a thing.

This story sucked. Sonichu and Magi-Chan look alike. Will he just keep pushing off the date of the merge forever and never realize it won’t happen? He has been waiting for the merge for far too long now. Since 2018 so more then 6 months I forget how long
Just watch, he probably thinks Barb's death will activate the merge, so he can't pinpoint a specific date. No, I'm not kidding, he's literally becoming more insane by the minute.
 

Wraith

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Okay, what the fuck is even happening here?:
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This is especially bad, even for Chris.
Chris has taken on eating through his skin like the blob he is as a super power instead of using his mouth. Too much work.

Also does this depiction of the merge count as Chris' Genesis 1:1?
Edit: - "In the beginning was the Chris, and the the Chris was with the lazy and the lardass was with him. Chris stole two sets of heavens and of the earth...."
 

duff101

Right/Left Tosser
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My god,
Page 6 is just insane! Bronycon is autistic AF, but I can't believe they actually let in Chris knowing they're providing another avenue for his mental decline. Commercialism is literally trumping mental welfare in this scenario.

I'm very tired of this dumb fantasy with Chris trying to provide social proof of his "relationship" with Magi-Chan. I just want to tell him to get over it. No one will ever truly love him and making up shit about cartoon characters isn't actually impressing anyone or making anyone believe he's actually in a relationship. I know Chris is autistic and has not theory of mind, but he's hellbent on trying to make everyone believe in his little fantasy about being worthy of romantic love. It's sad, but the cold hard truth is that he's not worthy or capable of having such a thing.
Bronycon doesn’t give 2 shits either way about Chris, he’s just another attendee to them.

Chris really isn’t worth getting angry over in any way, for me at least the best thing to do is sit back, relax and watch the fireworks. Is this really any different than any other fake romantic partner Chris has had over the years? (Besides the fact that this one is made by him)
 
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