Sonichu Sonichu/Chris related Haiku -

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Just a couple of fragments:

Zap to the extreme!
I will. Thank you (dear) father.
Christian Demiurge

hooded audition
all aboard the trolling train
made to troll himself

A couple of these are 3-5-3 instead of 5-7-5

Sonichu:
electric hedgehog
chimera

to find a
boyfreind free girl:
cardboard sign

overcome
noviphobia:
body spray

 

[The Tyrant]

Ooh, now these are a treat. It has been far too long since I created a Haiku, but this makes me wish to dabble in it a bit...

Christopher Chandler
'Christian' the Bear said to him
A new dawn in time

Rosebuds are lovely
But Sonichu is perfect
My name is Rosechu

I, Christian, am straight
My dildo was a free gift
Don't you forget it


Sheesh, I am terrible at this...oh well, it was fun to try!

 

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great

 

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pathological
optimisim: sonichu,
nintendo chara

 

[TL 611]

EDIT: dammit that was 5-6-5 not 5-7-5. Haikus are hard, man.
Right take 2:
I'LL BREAK YOU DEAD TROLL
The ghost of Christopher waits
14 Branchland court.

 

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Grainy video:
Julay Julay yeah, Julay.
Inflated Partner

 

[DykesDykesChina]

yiff goes the hedgehog
insert rod A in hole B
intended for kids

unequal brothers
retarded redneck, hipster
tard became famous

stupid redneck scum
forget a condom while drunk
autistic manchild

I AM NOT IAN
BRANDON SOMETHING. Tardraging
loudly on youtube.

vidya and fastfood
define his days, sometimes porn.
His life is pointless.

 

[MysticMisty]

Warning: I'm terrible with poems.

You like women's clothes
No I don't Oh yes you do
Dirty crapped briefs

I love you Megan
This is me fingering you
I did not do wrong

Mike Snyder banned me
He hates autistics like me
Dirty thieving Jew

 

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Cellulose, Varnish
My wooden badge, delicious
Molars gone, with wife

 

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transition meets an
ossifing chrysalis
trapped between instars

 

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searching for sweetheart
looking for catharsis
unrequitable

 

[NobleGreyHorse]

I don't get this guy
but he sure doesn't get me
so it all works out

Mitsubishis can't
turn into huge robots, or
beat up on jerkops

Alas, Mary Lee!
Half a college dean, and half
fap material

That damn dirty "Jew"
turns out to be merciful --
Chris doesn't notice

Society's changed --
finally, black women saved
from the worst fate: Chris

 

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front of gaming store:
angel with a flaming sword
Chris forever banned

card altercation
expulsion from paradise
seeks re-admittance

 

[Dollars2010]

Woe, such a horror
A man clad in red and blue
An itchy rash touch

Oh my! Where am I?
Stench of sickly death around me
Help I slipped on poo

I'm not great at this but they're fun to do.

 

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Fourteen Branchland Court:
decaying midden pile,
host of trolls watching

 

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circle the wagons!
internet trolls attacking!
hide within the hoard!

 

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This one is 3-5-3:

tomboyish
cirno, meet chris•chan,
tomgirl

 

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next to large Sweet-Tea:
aquamarine, letherite,
duct-taped purse of fail

An alternate version:

next to glucose "tea"
leatherite, maternal,
duct-taped purse of fail

 

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Not quite sure how M-C-D-ville is pronounced. I am going with one syllable for "Mc" one for "D" and one for the trailing -ville.

a stroll through Fa-Sho:
sunlight for the hermit crabs
then, Mc-D-ville feast

 

[DykesDykesChina]

infantile mindset
clad in red and blue attire
sonichu medal

couldn't attract girl
became feminine himself
greasy tomgirl creep

galp-pals in highschool
smiled at special needs weirdo
more innocent age

Korean men smile
Koren child is startled
manchild looks sideways