Sonichu Sonichu Death Island II: Super Hyper Turbo Troll Edition -

[Blueberry]

Imagine, if you will:

After a day long crash into slumber, our hero Chris awakens in a cold sweat. In his autistic slumber, Chris was ravaged by the nightmare of his beloved Sonichus and Rosechus being forced to murder each other on a small whimsical island. The last thing Chris remembers is Magi-Chan leaving the island covered in the blood of his comrades.

After a day of Lego and Vidya, Chris suddenly came to a epiphany...what if he used Magi-Chan to kidnap all of his enemies and force them to kill each other on a island, just like in his dream? The motions were set in place. A day later the following were forcibly brought to Sonichu Death Island by Magi-Chan:

Jason Kendrick Howell
Mary Lee Walsh
Clyde Cash
Bluespike
Liquid Chris
Alec Benson Leary
Jack Thaddeus
Surfshack Tito
Shigeru Miyamoto
Billy Mays

With explosive devices placed around their necks, the game is set. Christian watches from his autistic tower on the island, laughing maniacally as he exacts his revenge. WHO WILL SURVIVE SONICHU DEATH ISLAND?????

This poll will close in 3 weeks. The individual with the most votes will be the sole survivor.

 

[Le Bateleur]

Are these based on their trollsonas/appearance in Sonichu - i.e. is BILLY MAYS alive rather than a ghost or revenant?

 

[Blueberry]

Are these based on their trollsonas/appearance in Sonichu - i.e. is BILLY MAYS alive rather than a ghost or revenant?

Yeah, its all the trollsonas (or how they were perceived by Chris), not the actual people

 

[Saney]

Jason Kendrick Howell would survive, since Dark Forces would keep resurrecting him.

 

[Le Bateleur]

I voted for Miyamoto-san. He'll know the Chinese businessman from round once (since to Chris, Japan and the nation of China are the same). His bomb collar will be inert and he'll summon Mothra to fly him away. Clyde Cash, as the Starscream Troll, will have betrayed and killed all the others except his true love, Jack.
Seeing Miyamoto's escape, they vow not to die by Chris' hand, instead leaping arm in arm into the island's volcano.

 

[Varis]

This poll tickles my creativity, so I decided to write a short review on our villainous heroes.

Jason Kendrick Howell
The head of 4-cent. Defeated Sonichu with his unspecified, possibly psychic "dark powers", that also kept him from dying at the time. Got the girl.

Mary Lee Walsh
The original love-hating witch of hearts. While considerably weaker without Graduon and the Jerkops, she is still a master alchemist.

Clyde Cash
No special powers, but armed with a pickle gun and a jet pack. Got the girl.

Bluespike
He? She? One or two people? I don't even know. Had phone sex with Chris and made him drive to Ohio. A manipulator, I guess.

Liquid Chris
Shares many qualities with Solid Chris, but is physically superior. His medallion grants him rock-type powers. Got the girl.

Alec Benson Leary
A director like Chris, Alec has the power to shape the world and give life to his creations.

Jack Thaddeus
No special powers aside from hacking, but could team up with Clyde to improve his chances.

Surfshack Tito
Unless he can hax the others to death, I think he is fucked. Got the girl.

Shigeru Miyamoto
Master of disguise, manipulation and email.

Billy Mays
Dead.

 

[Chelonian]

Howell massacres them the moment they arrive, as he is the proto-troll.

 

[SuperSheep]

Howell massacres them the moment they arrive, as he is the proto-troll.

Jason should be in the front running having managed to defeat both Chris and Sonichu, whereas in later comics, MLW couldn't even beat Sonichu with Graduon by her side.

Still, based on my favourite, I gotta go with the original. MLW! Pull out the surprise win you glorious old witch!

 

[Garmfield]

Billy Mays, he is dead and thus cannot die.
Billy is op.

 

[Blueberry]

Now I have the image of Magi-Chan digging up the corpse of Billy Mays and dumping him on the beach lol

 

[CWCissey]

Knowing Chris all the bomb collars will be defective, so the trolls team up, storm the Tower of Autism and rub pickles on Chris while taping his screams.

Magi-Chan will just laugh internally.

 

[BillRiley]

ABL has Great Director powers. No contest.

 

[Jaimas]

Alec wins, because he's by far the most intelligent. It's one thing to simply be someone who Chris wanted destroyed; it's quite another that Alec was the impetus who caused one of the biggest losses our Autistic Hero suffered. Alone amongst the villains, Alec has vision, wherewithal, and organizational skills beyond his peers. Arriving on Sonichu Death Island, he bides his time, hiding, waiting, playing the villains against one another, as he figures out a way to disarm the collars. He eventually uses this knowledge to unite the other villains, gathering them under one banner. By the time Chris's forces realize what has gone wrong, they are too late - a whole new force stands at the gates, united in purpose, and under the leadership of the most dangerous mind that CWCville has ever faced.

And then, when CWCville is in ruins, will Alec allow Chris to die.

 

[Trombonista]

MLW is a witch, Surfshack Tito can surf, Billy Mays has a powerful voice, Liquid Chris has all the talents Solid only thinks he has, and Alec is a cool guy and I like him.

 

[Xalver]

Mary lee Walsh will prevail!

 

[Le Bateleur]

MLW is a witch, Surfshack Tito can surf, Billy Mays has a powerful voice, Liquid Chris has all the talents Solid only thinks he has, and Alec is a cool guy and I like him.

That'd make great lyrics for a Saturday morning cartoon. Working title: Troll Club.

 

[BlueChan]

I want to say Mary Lee Walsh, but really we all know that Howell's pseudo-immortality will lead him to victory.

 

[Blueberry]

ALEC BENSON LEARY IS THE SOLE SURVIVOR

 

[Trombonista]

ALEC BENSON LEARY IS THE SOLE SURVIVOR

Yaaaaay!

But how did he do it?

 

[SuperSheep]

Yaaaaay!

But how did he do it?

He secretly got help from Michael Snyder the Jew Wizard.