Sonichu Sonichu Fan Jam - Director Amenities: The Amish Pages - The False and Dishonest propaganda of the Asperpedia Four OPL wants you to believe!

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ShittyRecolor

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So as you can see, the Sonichu comic jams I've started last year are still in progress. This is mostly my fault for not seeing to my organizing duties more frequently, but what can you do, real life duties take priority over doodling as a hobby. Prideful is doing pretty well with only one page needing to be completed by an artist most of you really like (which should be ready by early November), the jam involving issue 10 still has ways to go, so much so that I had to split it into two threads to people can work on the second half of the comic while waiting for the previous pages to be completed.

Which brings me to this new thread. One could say it's not that bright of an idea to dedicate yet another thread to a still unfinished project, but I think this part of it is something that we could do independent form the rest of the jam, and it might be the breath of fresh air to get things going once again (the busy schedule of my fellow Kiwis notwithstanding).

Basically, this thread is for covering the revised ending of issue 10, where instead of being horrifically executed, the Asperpedia Four is sent into an Amish camp. The idea is that, in case we ever complete Director Amenities, the trial scenes would be followed by the so-called Amish pages, featuring your redrawn pages of Alec and friends' trolling-free shenanigans, as well as Slaweel's time in jail. All this cutesy stuff would be followed by a page of some autistic version of Uatu the Watcher (perhaps a thoroughly drunk and disillusioned Magi-Chan) saying something along the line of "Well wasn't that all swell and honky-dory... only DAT AIN'T HOW SHIT WENT DOWN, YO!", with the jam cutting to pages depicting how the Asperpedia trial had actually ended: in blood and gore.

That task of you brave Kiwis willing to be part of this jam would be to redraw the following pages in a wholesome, cutesy style. Give it a feel as if this is how OPL wants you to think it had went down. It can be kawaii or cartoonish, it can look like it was scribbled down by OPL CWCself, it can look like a piece of Cold War propaganda, the idea is for it to be a real strong contrast to the sickening bloodshed that will occur in the pages of the actual Asperpedia execution. The seams can come loose at points so to speak, but elements that aren't super saccharine should come across as unintentional (like OPL's weird boob'n'vag joke on page 97). Well, maybe the parts with Slaweel and Nicole can be made to feel more like "Yaaaay, the evil villains get their just desserts, haha!", but you get the idea.

So the pages to redraw for this side jam are:
90 Danskjaevel
91 Sexy Senior Citizen
92 Trilby
93 ShittyRecolor
94 Monolith
95 Cedric_Eff
96 Actual Transphobe
97 Grainkiller

Instead of the usual random assigning, I'd say we should go with calling dibs. I'm personally tempted to call dibs on either page 90 or 93.

While of course there are lots of things that could've changed since the last time I ad mentioned this idea, the Kiwis that were showing interest were @Trilby , @Coelacanth , @Cedric_Eff , @Shabobus and maybe @Hoodie and @Sexy Senior Citizen (sorry if I got any of that wrong). I'd also like to invite @MerriedxReldnahc , @Danskjaevel and @Dollars2010.

Anyone else can join till we get a Kiwi each or all 8 pages.

Also, there's some recently freed up pages for the first half of #10 if you want to redraw those. More pages might get orphaned as time goes on.

Thank you for your attention, hope we'll get to have tons of fun together!
 
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ShittyRecolor

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Yeah, I'll take a stab at this. I'll take 91.

I’ll take the more comedic page 95!

Sweet! Nice to have some fellow Kiwis lending their artistic prowess so early after the creation of this thread. I might take page 90 or 93 unless someone calls dibs first, though I'll probably draw the aforementioned transitional page beforehand.
 
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ShittyRecolor

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If chris doesn’t know about this someone should tweet him and tell him and also that he’s not a real woman
M-Mom!? Wuh-what are you doing here?!

Joking aside, it would be pretty funny to see him go on a tirade on which parts of the jam had happened in what dimensions. Many people here have drawn incredibly appealing Sonic style art which makes me baffled SEGA doesn't beg them to come work for them as concept artists; those pages Chris would eat up like a Hungry-Man dinner marinated in orange Fanta. He'd probably be a lot less ecstatic about me drawing him as some Cronenbergian monstrosity, though:

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I'll go for page 97 if it's possible!
It's yours! I am ogrecome with joy!

I might have to pass on this one. Computer is busted and I have no idea when it's getting out of repairs
Sorry to hear that, hope you'll get to get your machine in tip-top shape very soon.
 

GrainKiller

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M-Mom!? Wuh-what are you doing here?!

Joking aside, it would be pretty funny to see him go on a tirade on which parts of the jam had happened in what dimensions. Many people here have drawn incredibly appealing Sonic style art which makes me baffled SEGA doesn't beg them to come work for them as concept artists; those pages Chris would eat up like a Hungry-Man dinner marinated in orange Fanta. He'd probably be a lot less ecstatic about me drawing him as some Cronenbergian monstrosity, though:



It's yours! I am ogrecome with joy!


Sorry to hear that, hope you'll get to get your machine in tip-top shape very soon.
Would pages be submitted on this thread or elsewhere?

Edit: Asking since I thought you might want submissions via DM's to compile into one post.
 
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ShittyRecolor

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Would pages be submitted on this thread or elsewhere?

Edit: Asking since I thought you might want submissions via DM's to compile into one post.
It's perfectly fine if you post it here in this thread unless you don't want to upload it yourself for whatever reason. I'll also upload all the submitted pages to the DA page of the jam, as well as update the original post of this thread with them.

Here are the links to the previous parts of the Director Amenities jam just in case:
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/sonichu-fan-jam-director-amenities.51093/
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/sonichu-fan-jam-director-amenities-part-2.56132/
 

GrainKiller

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It's perfectly fine if you post it here in this thread unless you don't want to upload it yourself for whatever reason. I'll also upload all the submitted pages to the DA page of the jam, as well as update the original post of this thread with them.

Here are the links to the previous parts of the Director Amenities jam just in case:
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/sonichu-fan-jam-director-amenities.51093/
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/sonichu-fan-jam-director-amenities-part-2.56132/
Done!
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Chris drew them like South Park characters, I went in that direction while trying to stick with your theme.
 

ShittyRecolor

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Done!
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Chris drew them like South Park characters, I went in that direction while trying to stick with your theme.
Holy shit that was fast! Wonderfully done too, love the South Park style. The Fanta barrels are a nice touch too, makes sense the mayor of CWCwille would even force the Amish to enjoy his preferred beverage. :fapcup:
 

ShittyRecolor

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Okay, I've updated OP with the first two submissions, hopefully we'll get to see more!

We also need some willing kiwis with just the right amount of spunk to redraw some recently orphaned pages for Director Amenities. Those of you who are interested can check out the available pages here and here.

@Cedric_Eff is also doing his own Comic Jam revolving around Ultimate Sonic. Feel free to check it out if it looks like something you'd be iterested it!
 
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