Don't post random articles. Unless the subject matter is directly related to Chris and his history, please do not post articles with a loose affiliation. Off-Topic is where that belongs.
Know what a Lolcow is. The criteria for a thread here is: a person, group or phenomenon on the Internet which creates humorous or bizarre content, and tends to overreacts over trivial matters.
A fat, violently autistic troglodyte, who spends his days living on government subsidies and threatening any women that gives him a modicum of attention