Sonic's Ultimate Harem is officially complete -

[francesco]

Sonic's Ultimate Harem is, as I'm sure many of you already know, an infamously bad and unbelievably long fanfiction in which Sonic the Hedgehog has sex with a series of fictional women including Harley Quinn, Carmelita Fox, Princess Peach, She-Hulk, Chun-li, Coco Bandicoot and many, many, many others. It has been running since 2013 and in March 18 2019 it was finally brought to an end. In the last chapter Sonic decides to settle down with non other than Samus Aran. The autor Lil' Soniq, also known for such works as Shadow's Chaotic Harem, Hedgehog and his Fairies and Shadow vs Vegeta, has announced his retirement from writing.

In its complete state, Sonic's Ultimate Harem counts 360 chapters and 1,663,117 words. It is:

-2.2 times longer then the King James Bible (783,137 words)​

-11.5 times longer then The Iliad (145,145)​

-3.5 times longer than The Lord of the Rings trilogy (481,103)​

-almost 2 times longer than The Complete Works of Shakespear (884,421)​

Please respectfully pay respect to this influential and all-encompassing piece of literature.

 

[Thomas Paine]

Why the [sic]? That apostrophe is correct. Shows possession my nigga.

 

[0 1]

Reminds me of "The Subspace Emissary's World Conquest," a fanfiction that's the longest written work ever created...that's still ongoing. Although I'm not sure which is worse, considering I can at least envision "Sonic's Ultimate Harem" being motivated by the guy getting off to his own writing, and he also knew when to stop.

 

[UA 674]

This is news to me.

 

[Lackadaisy]

The reviews are just filled to the brim with autism. I mean, not that I expected any different. Guess it was featured on Game Grumps at some point?

 

[francesco]

Why the [sic]? That apostrophe is correct. Shows possession my nigga.

Noted. English isn't my first language. Fixed it

 

[MarineTrainedTard]

Semper-Fi to the fucking insane unemployed mega-autist who has dedicated his life to this panoply of horrors

 

[the real heisenberg]

Guess it was featured on Game Grumps at some point?

Many times. Dan actually read the same section of chapters on 2 different episodes because he's a sped and forgot he already read them.

 

[A Weddell Seal]

It seems people are pretty sad and taking his retirement pretty hard.

I feel empty. Nothing will ever come close to Sonic's Ultimate Harem!

Godspeed, Lil' Soniq.

 

[The Shadow]

Now seems like a great time to OD.

 

[BlancoMailo]

Now all he needs to do is get this masterpiece of autism published and he gets to be #2 on the longest book list by word count on wikipedia.

 

[Scarlett Johansson]

Game Grumps ruined it by reading it in their videos. Dan's a fucking dumbass. I'd kill myself if I was ever forced to hear a live spoken word event where he was the main.

That being said the Daisy chapter was hysterically bad

Still. We'll never again get such gems as "Sonic wore a black leather trench coat with a wife beater underneath, blue Crocs, fingerless mesh gloves..."

 

[UE 558]

I was hoping the final chapter would be Mario and Sonic walking outside and finding the planet reduced to rubble because they spent the last 6 years talking about Sonic’s cock instead of fighting Robotnik and Bowser

 

[special need's H20]

as terrible as it is he did put a lot of work into it. at what cost? I don't know but he did create.

 

[CakeCutey]

What in god's name is this?
I didn't even know fanfiction.net was still around.
What a strange word we live in.

 

[DragoonSierra]

Autists cant figure out brevit is the soul of wit.

Neither can manga artists

 

[Monolith]

If this doesn't include Garfield, I'm not reading it.

 

[Marco Fucko]

That's nice but when will Tails Gets Trolled be complete?

 

[Kaiser Wilhelm's Ghost]

This truly is an autistic magnum opus.

I don't even pretend to understand why the author would write this for so long, but I'd be interested to see what they put their autistic energies into next.

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

In its complete state, Sonic's Ultimate Harem counts 360 chapters and 1,663,117 words. It is:
-2.2 times longer then the King James Bible (783,137 words)
-11.5 times longer then The Iliad (145,145)
-3.5 times longer than The Lord of the Rings trilogy (481,103)
-almost 2 times longer than The Complete Works of Shakespear (884,421)
Please respectfully pay respect to this influential and all-encompassing piece of literature.

Still not at big as Remembrance of Things Past.