Soul mate not coming excuses -

[DetractorBeam]

What will be the excuse PigRoach calls upon when she does not show up

 

[JackDavis]

It's always detractors.

 

[Darksydepickle]

He hasn´t paid the taxes so she couldn´t come. But don´t worry, another charity fundraising for The King of Taxes event every month this year so that he can pay off his taxes and ship his girlfriend to his adult house.

 

[DetractorBeam]

From all his explanations she sounds in the undeveloped brain age of 18-20

 

[Bryan Dunn]

Detractors drove her away. He will use the mysterywoman saga as an example of why he is "destined to be single forever"

 

[Waveysauce]

he didnt get donated enough money to buy her clothes

 

[DetractorBeam]

he didnt get donated enough money to buy her clothes

Should I add this I like it lol

 

[Randy Lahey]

Should I add this I like it lol

Add that and “The IRA kidnapped her and now I need donations for ransom money, dood!”

 

[BeanieGuy]

Detractors kidnapped her and raped her in a alley and she couldn't block their penises

 

[HerrKlicks]

"My GIRLFRIEND? Huuuuhh? I never said I had a girlfriend. You guys must be listening to STOOPID detractor Kahntent! *snort*"

 

[Cyber Bowling]

Normally, I'd say detractors, but I think DSP might have actually learned from his latest charity stream. He'll insist that he just doesn't have enough money to move her in and get her set up and everything, and he'll end up draining his paypigs with another fundraiser stream. I think he'll keep moving the goalposts after that, and then when he can't milk it anymore he'll go back to the classic detractor excuse.

 

[Tetra]

most logical choice is "the mystery-woman saga/detractors has scared her from ever showing her face"

 

[HappyScottGamer]

I mentioned this to someone on Twitter last night, that his "girlfriend" is going have something happen by mid Feb. It's either going to be "detectors found her info and scared her or her family" or some kind of "bill" has popped up and she can't move in until it is taken care of and then after it's taken care of, she breaks it off with him.

No matter what his excuse is, I bet he is going to complain that he already bought her a ticket and that it's nonrefundable and he is out a couple hundred dollars. He will end up doing another "fundraiser" for himself, to cover the lost cost of the non-existent girlfriend.

 

[millais]

bugged catfish scam detection mechanics, dood!!!

 

[tripmix]

Cockblocked by an escort service.

 

[Numer54321]

From the Jan 5th prestream...

"... working behind the scenes to see if it's viable and see if arrange [sic] if she can actually move in with me sometime in the month of February , all right? What we're hoping for, because she has a time frame where she has to move out of her place by late February, obviously the sooner the better. The problem is there's a few hoops we're jumping through right now to see if this is even viable. There's a lot of things, ya know, in regards to a lot of different things that have to be done before you can see if you can do a move, stuff like that. Um...*hack up a hair ball*... so we're working on it, all right?"

Because the parole-board won't let her move out of the state.

 

[Xenomorph]

Ding Dang Dirty Trolls for 1000, please

 

[FatNero]

I'm thinking we're going to get a fundraising push when she doesnt show up and then after that we'll get the excuse, gotta milk those pay pigs.

 

[Kosher Dill]

How about... she has an internet job and she can't move in because Comcast can't install another line into the house and Phil can't share his because he needs all the bandwidth for streaming in 8K. The move-in will have to wait till they can get a bigger house in a better neighborhood with more internet. Tip jar's that-a-way.

 

[NumberingYourState]

"Nothin' she could do about it"