World South African general elections, 8 May 2019 -

Slap47

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Which party promises the most burning tires doused in gasoline around people's necks?
The EFF are an arm-band wearing paramilitary with a stockpile of machetes so I would bank on them.

I'm by no means expert on South African matters, but generally speaking all talk of bloodless balkanization in the form of areas breaking away from larger state structure is wishful thinking. In reality, nowhere in the world can some region just claim independence without army to back them up, and expect to not get invaded by the country they just seceded from. In one thing Mao was right, and that is that all power derives from the barrel of the gun. Unless Cape Party has significant military strength to bring to the table, they don't stand a change of separating from the South Africa proper.
It depends on the timing. Slovenia got out of the Yugoslavia breakdown pretty unscarred because they did it first an white-peaced out
 

millais

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So is there a "fascist" party to be rooting for here or is it just a general clusterfuck?
National Front is the only one that comes close. They explicitly support the establishment of a Boer/Afrikaner Volkstaat on South African soil. Apart from the pro-ethnostate stance, they overlap heavily with Freedom Front Plus, which is the "catch-all" party for most of the former Conservative and National Party old guard.
 
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Furina

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Is BLF fascist enough for you?
BLF and EFF are overtly far-left communist/socialist in nature, but if they were a white party anywhere in the West they would be called out and out Fascists.
  • Racial supremacists
  • Hardcore nationalists
  • Extreme, violent racism, and openly proud of it
  • Hatred of journalists (actual journalists, not clickbait merchants)
  • Pro seizing land, assets, and property from members of certain races

Seriously, the Alt-Right at their worst are maybe 2% as fascistic as these guys on a normal day. But let's just ignore that because it's inconvenient. GamerGate is the real the problem here, amirite?
 

Save the Loli

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BLF and EFF are overtly far-left communist/socialist in nature, but if they were a white party anywhere in the West they would be called out and out Fascists.
  • Racial supremacists
  • Hardcore nationalists
  • Extreme, violent racism, and openly proud of it
  • Hatred of journalists (actual journalists, not clickbait merchants)
  • Pro seizing land, assets, and property from members of certain races
Seriously, the Alt-Right at their worst are maybe 2% as fascistic as these guys on a normal day. But let's just ignore that because it's inconvenient. GamerGate is the real the problem here, amirite?
Reading their Wikipedia article doesn't make me think BLF is very commie, especially since they really like the Gupta family for some reason. Maybe communist in the sense North Korea is.
 

Bum Driller

Cultural Appropriator & Cowboy Chemist
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It depends on the timing. Slovenia got out of the Yugoslavia breakdown pretty unscarred because they did it first an white-peaced out
Yes, but Yugoslavia was already falling apart, in very different way that the South Africa is currently doing.
 

millais

The Yellow Rose of Victoria, Texas
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/pol/'s favorite SA internet commentator squad has solidified their final voting recommendations for provincial and national elections

Provincially, Cape Party for Western Cape, Inkatha Freedom Party for Kwazulu-Natal, and Vryheidfront Plus for all the other provinces in order to blunt the ANC's attempts at centralizing power and to keep the DA from cucking to the ANC/EFF coalition

Nationally, BLF for maximum accelerationism
 

millais

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BLF made it onto the national ballot after all. I guess the appeal didn't go through in time.

Now it's only a matter of hours for them to tabulate all the votes and find out who gets control of the provincial governments & who wins/loses seats in the national assembly.
 

Tranny Dick Noballs

Seedless grapes!
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lol, I hate to break it to you guys, but the Cape Party is considered a joke in the Western Cape (they've never hit 1% in the provincial polls). The real battle remains between the DA and the ANC. As for the EFF, they'rel definitely making inroads, because there are a lot of disaffected and angry young niggers in South Africa, and many have soured on the promises of the late Mandela and the ANC. After 25 years, I'd say the life of a black South African is worse now than it was in the 80s.

As for an Afrikaner Boer ethnostate? Hahahahahahhahahahahahah Not a chance, the FF Plus have moved away from that in recent years and have even been campaigning for the conservative coloured (mixed race) vote - with the slogan "Dis onse mense" (which means "They are our people"). The real chance for an "ethnostate" died 20 years ago, and regardless of what some saffer tard says in Australia, it's not going to happen.

(About the BLF) - They're absolute nutters, but don't forget they were basically created by an Irish PR firm, Bell Pottinger (for the Gupta brothers and Jacob Zuma's faction in the ANC) to run as a counter to the EFF. I really don't think they've been that successful, because everyone knows their origins.

https://www.timeslive.co.za/politics/2019-03-23-whites-created-cyclone-idai-and-must-therefore-pay-says-blf/
 
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Save the Loli

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BLF made it onto the national ballot after all. I guess the appeal didn't go through in time.

Now it's only a matter of hours for them to tabulate all the votes and find out who gets control of the provincial governments & who wins/loses seats in the national assembly.
How much is Al Jama'ah going to win? Is Sharia law the solution to South Africa's problems?
 

Tranny Dick Noballs

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How much is Al Jama'ah going to win? Is Sharia law the solution to South Africa's problems?
Only 1.6 - 1.8% Mozzies in South Africa. There are a few in Durban (mostly Indian) and Cape Town (mostly Cape Malay - i.e. Muslim Cape Coloured), but not nearly enough to make it interesting. My money is more on the weirdo Vapostoris from Zimbabwe.
 
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Coleslaw

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lol, I hate to break it to you guys, but the Cape Party is considered a joke in the Western Cape (they've never hit 1% in the provincial polls). The real battle remains between the DA and the ANC. As for the EFF, they'rel definitely making inroads, because there are a lot of disaffected and angry young niggers in South Africa, and many have soured on the promises of the late Mandela and the ANC. After 25 years, I'd say the life of a black South African is worse now than it was in the 80s.

As for an Afrikaner Boer ethnostate? Hahahahahahhahahahahahah Not a chance, the FF Plus have moved away from that in recent years and have even been campaigning for the conservative coloured (mixed race) vote - with the slogan "Dis onse mense" (which means "They are our people"). The real chance for an "ethnostate" died 20 years ago, and regardless of what some saffer tard says in Australia, it's not going to happen.

(About the BLF) - They're absolute nutters, but don't forget they were basically created by an Irish PR firm, Bell Pottinger (for the Gupta brothers and Jacob Zuma's faction in the ANC) to run as a counter to the EFF. I really don't think they've been that successful, because everyone knows their origins.

https://www.timeslive.co.za/politics/2019-03-23-whites-created-cyclone-idai-and-must-therefore-pay-says-blf/
Didn't apartheid hurt the coloureds too?
 

Stoneheart

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It depends on the timing. Slovenia got out of the Yugoslavia breakdown pretty unscarred because they did it first an white-peaced out
They were also the closest to the west and nobody dared to start a shooty war with old tanks right at the doorstep of 2 major european economical centres.
 

Tranny Dick Noballs

Seedless grapes!
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Didn't apartheid hurt the coloureds too?
It did (they lost more than their voting rights during Apartheid - forced removals etc.), but that didn't stop them from voting en masse for the National Party in 1994. I guess the fear of being ruled by the niggers was too much. It's one of the reasons the Western Cape is the only province not run by the ANC. I think the ANC only took Cape Town once before and they were kicked out soon thereafter.

South Africa is what America will be in 2060 so it’ll be interesting to see how it turns out when infrastructure fails due to diversity.
I'd say, it's failing because it's majority black. The largest minority is white and coloured combined (with Indians at 4%), and they barely hit 15% of the total population. Africa is a strange place, it's the one continent where you wish there was more diversity.

TL;DR : Just too many niggers!
Clarification: Coloureds are basically like the hispanics in US - a bunch of diverse ethnicities (asian, african, european etc.) lumped together and allowed to form one ethnic group over 400 years.
 
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Lou Wrong

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For those wondering how the election could have been held yesterday, with no results yet... they do not have member districts, instead parties are awarded seats based on their total percentage of the national vote. With 400 seats, you only need one fourth of a percent to get into parliament. How the Hoon Party doesn't exist in the country is beyond me. GOOD, everyone's favorite joke, has half a percent so far, and at that rate will get not one but two seats! Anyways, the lack of seats is because they are only seventy percent of the way through counting every single vote.

Right now it looks like the ANC got 57 percent, an easy win but still a decline of five percent from last election. DA is next with 22 percent, only a small gain but still good compared to ten/fifteen years ago when they'd only get ten percent. EFF got 10 percent, IFP another sliver of the vote and then FFP with one and a half rounding out the parties with noticeable vote shares.
 
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