South Park Griefing Thread - Mr. White Turns into a Giant Penis and Indiana Jones is raped by Steven like his franchise, Funniest Shit I've Seen

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Bobs Burgers got a spinoff multiple spinoffs? ngl, I was only answering a stupid question with a stupid answer. I've seen less than a dozen episodes of Bob's Burgers, but it seemed funny enough from what little I saw.
They’re not actually spinoffs, they’re just shows made by the same people with the same artstyle.
 

José Mourinho

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And the one about Indiana Jones getting assaulted
That one was something I'd expect from Family Guy. "Get it? Because Steven raped the Indiana Jones franchise so we are gonna show scenes of Steven raping Indiana Jones and repeat that few more times until you think it is funny along with Butters shooting people in the balls several times as well."

It doesn't even help that Family Guy actually did the "The Accused" reference before South Park did, and South Park actually made a good episode parodying Steven before this ("Free Hat").
 

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I just watched it today as well. It wasn't all that good but it also was nowhere as bad as I was worried it would be. It was more "meh" than truly bad. Mexican Joker and Season Finale were far worse and you could tell they were doing the barest minimum to get those two episodes over with. This doesn't have that vibe quite as much but it is still there in some places.
Mexican Joker was stupid and unfunny.

It's Melvin Brother of the Joker.
 

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Like it or not, this is supposed to be a meritocracy.

Just to add to what you said: It's a bit galling how Jennifer Lawrence can get ahead. She never disavowed Harvey. That arrogant fuckwad owes everything to him. That rankles even more than Harvey ruining lives out of spite.
Just take comfort that Lawrence's career is DOA though and that she hasn't had a major role in a non-cape film since as she can no longer suck Harvey for guaranteed Oscar bait roles.
 

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I went and looked up the Whites after seeing some crying on here and all I saw was a parody of super serial A&H posters so whats the issue?
If it's really just a parody of them it wouldn't be an issue. The main problem is that personally they didn't even go hard or even try/attempt enough and thus we get unfunny repetitive non-subtle "jokes" (same reason why I disliked the unfunny "China Probrem" episode) that if I said Seth MacFarlane and Steven Colbert played a part in writing the jokes people would actually believe it.

The vaccination special actually at least tried to diversify the jokes but not saying much since it did not do them any favors. The Whites were so bad and unmemorable that there's zero merchandise of them compared with any other minor characters in the series. As far as I know, even Big Mesquite Murph who only appeared in one episode had one card in some South Park mobile game while the Whites never did.
 
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Makes it not worth re-watching as every "topical" episode ages like fine milk.
Whatever happened to episodes like the Meteor Shower Trilogy? We have Cat Orgy, an episode about Cartman being babysat by Stan's psycho sister Shelley and her pedo boyfriend. And Two Guys Naked In a Hot Tub, which was the first episode to really give Butters any personality. And Jewbilee, still one of my favorite episodes just for the line "No cake for the impuritor!"

They managed to make 3 solid episodes surrounding one event, a feat which would later be mimicked (less successfully) by Seth MacFarlane across Family Guy, Cleveland Show, and American Dad as each family faces a crises during a hurricane. And not one goddamn topical reference in any of them that I can remember.
Or the episode where the Bookmobile guy rapes chickens and makes officer Barbrady learn to read to catch him.
 
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That one was something I'd expect from Family Guy. "Get it? Because Steven raped the Indiana Jones franchise so we are gonna show scenes of Steven raping Indiana Jones and repeat that few more times until you think it is funny along with Butters shooting people in the balls several times as well."

It doesn't even help that Family Guy actually did the "The Accused" reference before South Park did, and South Park actually made a good episode parodying Steven before this ("Free Hat").
Like everybody at the time Trey and Matt were butthurt about Indiana Jones 4, and since this was the days before everyone blamed Kathleen Kennedy for everything they went right to Steven and George. Not to mention free hat kinda played favorite to Lucas suggesting he was only doing what he was doing because of Steven corrupting him. Where as in reality it's Steven who regrets the infamous changes made to the ET special edition and even undid them for the films blu ray, while Lucas refused to release a non special edition star wars for years.

Given there's an Indy 5 in the works promising to be even worse than crystal skull but Trey and Matt aren't willing to mock everyone the way they used to (plus the double standard won't work, you can't have a woman be a rapist according to the msm) if just goes to show hindsights a bitch ain't it?
 

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Like everybody at the time Trey and Matt were butthurt about Indiana Jones 4, and since this was the days before everyone blamed Kathleen Kennedy for everything they went right to Steven and George. Not to mention free hat kinda played favorite to Lucas suggesting he was only doing what he was doing because of Steven corrupting him. Where as in reality it's Steven who regrets the infamous changes made to the ET special edition and even undid them for the films blu ray, while Lucas refused to release a non special edition star wars for years.

Given there's an Indy 5 in the works promising to be even worse than crystal skull but Trey and Matt aren't willing to mock everyone the way they used to (plus the double standard won't work, you can't have a woman be a rapist according to the msm) if just goes to show hindsights a bitch ain't it?
Okay, if they can't show Kathleen Kennedy raping various Lucas properties how about they portray her as an illicit Madame who whores them out to the likes of JJ Abrams and Rian Johnson?
 

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Can you imagine a South Park episode about Buck Breaking? At least Scientology is a religion so it has some leeway in being retarded.
They made a whole episode about how Catholicism is all about a giant space spider and fucking little boys because some alien race that helped found it has females with giant sarlacc pit vaginas that eat them. I could totally see them doing something similar with slavery just being a ploy to get some black ass.
Too bad Issac Hayes quit like a bitch when his religion got made fun of and then died. A Chef-centric episode where Chef finds out that slavery was just one big interracial gay orgy would be goddamn hilarious.
 

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Too bad Issac Hayes quit like a bitch when his religion got made fun of and then died. A Chef-centric episode where Chef finds out that slavery was just one big interracial gay orgy would be goddamn hilarious.

Wouldn't it be rather difficult to bring back Chef for a "Buck Breaking" episode considering that Issac Hayes has been dead for almost 13 years?
 

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Too bad Issac Hayes quit like a bitch when his religion got made fun of and then died. A Chef-centric episode where Chef finds out that slavery was just one big interracial gay orgy would be goddamn hilarious.
Wrong. Basically what happened is that Isaac had a heart attack and someone on behalf of Scientology quit for him. After that, the guy worked himself to death and died a year after.
 

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Wouldn't it be rather difficult to bring back Chef for a "Buck Breaking" episode considering that Issac Hayes has been dead for almost 13 years?
You seem to have missed the "and then died" part of my post.


Wrong. Basically what happened is that Isaac had a heart attack and someone on behalf of Scientology quit for him. After that, the guy worked himself to death and died a year after.
Honestly, does not surprise me. Scientology ends up with scary levels of control over it's celebrity converts. I remember years ago seeing a video of Jenna Elfman absolutely losing her shit over someone criticising her cult to her face and she just went after the guy with accusations of criticizing Scientology to hide his own crimes.
I personally think a lot of them are being blackmailed somehow. Would you put it past them?
 

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Honestly, does not surprise me. Scientology ends up with scary levels of control over it's celebrity converts. I remember years ago seeing a video of Jenna Elfman absolutely losing her shit over someone criticising her cult to her face and she just went after the guy with accusations of criticizing Scientology to hide his own crimes.
I personally think a lot of them are being blackmailed somehow. Would you put it past them?
I've read Going Clear: Scientology and Prison of Belief and saw the HBO docu. It could be blackmail but a lot of the celebs honestly believe in it, some were raised in it of course. But others sincerely believe in it because the techniques are useful for dealing with addiction and (in John Travolta's case) repressing homosexuality.
 
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