South Park Griefing Thread - Mr. White Turns into a Giant Penis and Indiana Jones is raped by Steven like his franchise, Funniest Shit I've Seen

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I've read Going Clear: Scientology and Prison of Belief and saw the HBO docu. It could be blackmail but a lot of the celebs honestly believe in it, some were raised in it of course. But others sincerely believe in it because the techniques are useful for dealing with addiction and (in John Travolta's case) repressing homosexuality.
You know I feel bad for Travolta he only joined Scientology becuase he was young and suckered into it. And can't leave it. Also I usually don't belive in the old "this celebritiy is secretly gay" rumors. But Travolta is an a exception to me and I feel bad that the man has to hide it becuase of his cult
 

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I've read Going Clear: Scientology and Prison of Belief and saw the HBO docu. It could be blackmail but a lot of the celebs honestly believe in it, some were raised in it of course. But others sincerely believe in it because the techniques are useful for dealing with addiction and (in John Travolta's case) repressing homosexuality.
I'm not so sure it's a case of them repressing the homosex and more a case of Travolta repressing the homosex because he figured his mostly female fanbase (women like my mom, gods rest her soul) who had crushes on him because of the movie Grease would desert him the moment they found out he was a pole smoker. And this would be something he would likely have told his auditors, and they record these sessions. Because yes, Scientology does consider faggotry a sickness and something you MUST tell your auditors.
Easy enough to understand the control they have over him when you realize he's willingly spilled all of his dirt into tape recorders they have access to and he doesn't.
One word against them and that shit "somehow leaks" to the public. And what exactly will Travolta do about it? Sue them? The CoS has a warchest of billions and a reputation for suing the fuck out of people just to be assholes about it. This is a group that tried to frame one of their critics for bomb threats, and infiltrated the US government.

With cases like Travolta it's likely blackmail. With people like Tom Cruise it's because he's a narcissist and the CoS feeds his ego by telling him he's better than other people, damn near ubermensch. Ever seen the video he did for them? It's some creepy shit and obvious that he only gives a fuck about it because they treat him like their golden boy and tell him he's special and better than other people. That and buying him expensive ass presents like a BWM hand plated in nickle by unpaid Scientologist "volunteers".

To get back on topic:
Remember the first time South Park made fun of Scientology and the idiots didn't even realize it because Scientologist won't realize you're shit talking them unless you actually say "Scientology"? Good episode. I love how they portray the religious figures as basically just normal people with super powers. Jesus looking at porn on his phone, Vishnu snorting cocaine, shit was hilarious.
 
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I wonder if Trey and Matt are making shitty episodes on purpose to get out of their contract? Maybe?
They have a love-hate relationship with the show in that it's the only thing that they make that makes them money and that Book of Mormon pretty much beggered them financially, while their early pre-SP stuff barely made it's budget back. And that they both point blank refuse to save their money and splurge like a college kid with his first credit card, causing them to be bound to the show, especially after the 200/201 debacle shattered any sort of illusion that they had card blanche with CC/Paramount creatively.

This compared to Seth McFarlane, who is so utterly checked out on Family Guy/American Dad that he just shows up to do voiceover work on them, but lives within his means and who has actually made money on his side gigs unlike Trey and Matt and has garnered enough good will that he's got creative freedom/control powers Trey and Matt WISHES they had.

Whatever happened to episodes like the Meteor Shower Trilogy? We have Cat Orgy, an episode about Cartman being babysat by Stan's psycho sister Shelley and her pedo boyfriend. And Two Guys Naked In a Hot Tub, which was the first episode to really give Butters any personality. And Jewbilee, still one of my favorite episodes just for the line "No cake for the impuritor!"

They managed to make 3 solid episodes surrounding one event, a feat which would later be mimicked (less successfully) by Seth MacFarlane across Family Guy, Cleveland Show, and American Dad as each family faces a crises during a hurricane. And not one goddamn topical reference in any of them that I can remember.
Or the episode where the Bookmobile guy rapes chickens and makes officer Barbrady learn to read to catch him.

Meteor Shower was a rejected film script that got repurposed for a three episode arc due to CC telling Trey and Matt they would be sued for breach of contract if they didn't keep new episodes of the show coming while working on the SP movie at the same time.

Also, the Meteor Show trilogy is a good example of early South Park cringe. To the degree that Parker and Stone have refused to reedit it into a 90 minute "special" like they have other three parters.

Like everybody at the time Trey and Matt were butthurt about Indiana Jones 4, and since this was the days before everyone blamed Kathleen Kennedy for everything they went right to Steven and George. Not to mention free hat kinda played favorite to Lucas suggesting he was only doing what he was doing because of Steven corrupting him. Where as in reality it's Steven who regrets the infamous changes made to the ET special edition and even undid them for the films blu ray, while Lucas refused to release a non special edition star wars for years.

Given there's an Indy 5 in the works promising to be even worse than crystal skull but Trey and Matt aren't willing to mock everyone the way they used to (plus the double standard won't work, you can't have a woman be a rapist according to the msm) if just goes to show hindsights a bitch ain't it?
For what it's worth, Lucas gets full blame for Indy 4 as one of the chief reasons why the script sucked was due to the fact that George became obsessed with Crystal Skulls and made it clear to Spielberg that he would never allow Indy 4 to happen unless that was the plot as far as him forcing it.
 

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They made a whole episode about how Catholicism is all about a giant space spider and fucking little boys because some alien race that helped found it has females with giant sarlacc pit vaginas that eat them. I could totally see them doing something similar with slavery just being a ploy to get some black ass.
Too bad Issac Hayes quit like a bitch when his religion got made fun of and then died. A Chef-centric episode where Chef finds out that slavery was just one big interracial gay orgy would be goddamn hilarious.
That's what Token is for!
 

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Here Comes the Neighborhood, With Apologies from Jesse Jackson, Cartman Finds Love and World War Zimmerman? That too. Same with Christian Rock Hard.
The Honey Booboo episode was another great Token episode. Putting aside that the episode only happened because Parker and Stone were pissy Honey Booboo beat South Park in the ratings, the pure sociopathy from Token turning Cartman into reality TV fodder, hiring Randy Newman to do the theme song, and the whole spiel about The Learning Channel's fall from grace and the way he 100% played Kyle was a great showcase for the character, showing that he can be just as twisted as the core four.
 

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The Honey Booboo episode was another great Token episode. Putting aside that the episode only happened because Parker and Stone were pissy Honey Booboo beat South Park in the ratings, the pure sociopathy from Token turning Cartman into reality TV fodder, hiring Randy Newman to do the theme song, and the whole spiel about The Learning Channel's fall from grace and the way he 100% played Kyle was a great showcase for the character, showing that he can be just as twisted as the core four.
I unironically love the James Cameron song.
 
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