Space Pirate / Fancy Lobster / CuddlyZebesian / Cinox Fellpyre / XanaTarantula / Joshua Howard - Angry internet troll, KiwiFarms member, gay hermaphrodite dragon.

[Fareal]

I wonder how many Kiwi's here are secret pedobutters >.>

Wait, I thought it was art of him and John Cena?

 

[LocalFireDept]

And here I thought there wasn't much more to see, but the autistic iceberg always goes deeper, doesn't it?

 

[Somsnosa]

Furry halals are always the funniest ones

 

[Billy_Sama]

All furries that log on here should get a thread about them. They always turn into a spectacle.

 

[Coleman Francis]

Furry halals are always the funniest ones

You meant to say: "Furry halals are always the furriest ones."

 

[kcbbq]

Willingly working with these particularly horrid furfags and withholding info on them.. is questionable.

There is no distinction in quality of furries. They're all equally vile.

 

[Golden Compass]

There is no distinction in quality of furries. They're all equally vile.

I'd have to disagree. I'm a firm believer that there is a sliding scale of Furry Badness.

Newbies and those without any original art or fursuit at one end, and then it progressively gets worse until you reach the truly depraved depths that we so often are exposed to on this board. Diaperfurs. 'Cub art enthusiasts'. Nazifurs. The dogfuckers. Those furries so.. furry, that even their other furfag friends can't help but be horrified and disgusted by them.

It's always a source of amusement to see their little fiefdoms turn on such characters in massive public shitshows(and when it comes to the diapfurs, sometimes that is literal). Takes a truly fucked up individual to get the furries to shame them.

So, while yes, all furries are lolcows of varying degree, there are some that are worse(better?) than others. We don't document all of them, and for good reason. Quite a few are pretty fucking boring.

 

[Arctic]

Wait, is this the SpacePirate that used to run n0chan? That would be fucking ironic.

 

[Golden Compass]

Wait, is this the SpacePirate that used to run n0chan? That would be fucking ironic.

Yes. I just updated the OP with a link to that particular thread for easy viewing. Check the bottom of the post.

 

[Power Armor]

Wait, is this the SpacePirate that used to run n0chan? That would be fucking ironic.

Yes.

 

[John Furrman]

I'd have to disagree. I'm a firm believer that there is a sliding scale of Furry Badness.

Newbies and those without any original art or fursuit at one end, and then it progressively gets worse until you reach the truly depraved depths that we so often are exposed to on this board. Diaperfurs. 'Cub art enthusiasts'. Nazifurs. The dogfuckers. Those furries so.. furry, that even their other furfag friends can't help but be horrified and disgusted by them.

It's always a source of amusement to see their little fiefdoms turn on such characters in massive public shitshows(and when it comes to the diapfurs, sometimes that is literal). Takes a truly fucked up individual to get the furries to shame them.

So, while yes, all furries are lolcows of varying degree, there are some that are worse(better?) than others. We don't document all of them, and for good reason. Quite a few are pretty fucking boring.

That's a pretty good measure, basically the same as mine, except I qualify an extra dimension. I think about stuff like this a bit.

Making it a 3D scatter graph. It has your dimensions of time in the fandom and degeneracy, but also factors in contribution to the fandom. Contribution meaning if they are a producer of furry art/goods or a consumer. Most furries fall closer to the consumer end.

 

[Golden Compass]

That's a pretty good measure, basically the same as mine, except I qualify an extra dimension. I think about stuff like this a bit.

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Making it a 3D scatter graph. It has your dimensions of time in the fandom and degeneracy, but also factors in contribution to the fandom. Contribution meaning if they are a producer of furry art/goods or a consumer. Most furries fall closer to the consumer end.

Ah, yes, this fits quite a bit better. Those that marinate in the furry fandom fluids usually transform into lolcows of a particularly strong potency over time, but the ones who contribute a lot earlier on(artists/writers) make this change at a greatly accelerated rate due to repeated contact with the more advanced userbase.

Kind of like some sort of 'lolcow mutation'. Stare too long into the abyss, yadda yadda.

Almost feel like we need to name this phenomenon. Furri-chlorians? Furbonic plague?

 

[John Furrman]

Ah, yes, this fits quite a bit better. Those that marinate in the furry fandom fluids usually transform into lolcows of a particularly strong potency over time, but the ones who contribute a lot earlier on(artists/writers) make this change at a greatly accelerated rate due to repeated contact with the more advanced userbase.

Kind of like some sort of 'lolcow mutation'. Stare too long into the abyss, yadda yadda.

Almost feel like we need to name this phenomenon. Furri-chlorians? Furbonic plague?

I think being a lolcow is written in DNA, regardless of life choices because the life choices are a physical manifestation of the lolcow gene. That chart really just applies to furries and is agnostic of their lolcow status. I'd have to draw a 4D scatterplot chart to splice in a lolcow dimension.

 

[Uncle Warren]

Ah, yes, this fits quite a bit better. Those that marinate in the furry fandom fluids usually transform into lolcows of a particularly strong potency over time, but the ones who contribute a lot earlier on(artists/writers) make this change at a greatly accelerated rate due to repeated contact with the more advanced userbase.

Kind of like some sort of 'lolcow mutation'. Stare too long into the abyss, yadda yadda.

Almost feel like we need to name this phenomenon. Furri-chlorians? Furbonic plague?

Anthropomorphitosis.

 

[Cheerlead-in-Chief]

That oviposition furry porn almost made me barf. Just why?

 

[Some Manajerk]

I wonder how many Kiwi's here are secret pedobutters >.>

according to Vordrak, every last one of us. Especially @Dynastia

 

[Zim]

I think being a lolcow is written in DNA, regardless of life choices because the life choices are a physical manifestation of the lolcow gene. That chart really just applies to furries and is agnostic of their lolcow status. I'd have to draw a 4D scatterplot chart to splice in a lolcow dimension.

I've always generalized potential lolcows as having 3 traits. They have to have a huge ego, be stupid, and have no ability to shut up. The dumbest furries are always the loudest about whatever their horrible fetish is.

 

[Bani]

What ever happened to the good old days when fursonas were typical animals like foxes and wolves? These days it's all kind of autistic af xir-gendered mythical hybrid species.
Also lol at the fact his fursona has a fucking diaper
Diaperfurs all need to an hero.

Even though the weird diaper-dragon isn't his character, I have to ask; why is it always diapers with these speds? Why is there so much overlap between diaper fetishism and furries? Was yiff by itself not weird enough for them?

 

[Power Armor]

Almost feel like we need to name this phenomenon. Furri-chlorians? Furbonic plague?

mad cow disease

 

[SomethingWittyandBadass]

Man furries sure have no idea on how to actually hide their shit, this guy had fucking same shit. Or somewhat fucking relatable shit. Rookie move dumbass.