Space Pirate / Fancy Lobster / CuddlyZebesian / Cinox Fellpyre / XanaTarantula / Joshua Howard - Angry internet troll, KiwiFarms member, gay hermaphrodite dragon.

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Golden Compass

Depart for points unknown
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Man furries sure have no idea on how to actually hide their shit, this guy had fucking same shit. Or somewhat fucking relatable shit. Rookie move dumbass.
Yep. Hide your powerlevel, cloak yourself in layers and layers of online persona. Don't lose your shit if/when you get your own thread. Don't do stupid stuff that makes you vilified by hordes of internet dipshits.
 

OgreSan

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Question is directed at the target of this thread

Couldn't you have slowed down a little? You know how ruthless and honest the internet is. I know the answer will be the standard "autism" from the rest of the board but you really did, or participated in hurting other people's lives ( that 15 year old boy for example). Why did you not stop while you were ahead? It's not like you seem ignorant of how ruthless internet culture can be yet you took great joy in it from my perspective; which is to say someone that barely knew who you were until this thread happened.
 

Power Armor

Have fun online!
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Why did you not stop while you were ahead? It's not like you seem ignorant of how ruthless internet culture can be yet you took great joy in it from my perspective; which is to say someone that barely knew who you were until this thread happened.
:informative:
he went up to multiple people that """had threads""" on his shitty website and tried taunting them about how much trouble they were in because they had threads
 

LagoonaBlue

Harriet Louise Connor (No bully; have Autism)
Person of Interest
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Yep. Hide your powerlevel, cloak yourself in layers and layers of online persona. Don't lose your shit if/when you get your own thread. Don't do stupid stuff that makes you vilified by hordes of internet dipshits.

That's something I don't get about a lot of people that are featured here on KF (in particular the transgender/transtrender people). They don't seem to understand that if they do cringey shit on the internet they WILL be called out on it and people WILL mock them.
 

One laugh Too Many

Just waiting for one laugh too many
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Yep. Hide your powerlevel, cloak yourself in layers and layers of online persona. Don't lose your shit if/when you get your own thread. Don't do stupid stuff that makes you vilified by hordes of internet dipshits.

Truer words haven't been spoken. Why do people put shit like this out thats easily accessible, its almost like they want someone to dig this up one day.
 

Pointless Pedant

Breaking the chains of gravity
True & Honest Fan
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And most importantly don't use the same username here as you used elsewhere, faggot.

This is the most important thing. Usually the only reason these people ever get doxed is because they use the same name everywhere, including on their FurAffinity full of horrible fetish porn. A lot of lolcows seem to think that doxing is magic and not the result of their own stupidity.
 

Cuntbutter

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Normally I dont like to necro dead threads. But I stumbled across one of your twitters not shown here and damn if it didn't pique my curiosity
QrFnTvs.jpg

What is this spergery?
Who is it even aimed at?
Has anyone felt their grip of power slip before their eyes?
Will you be changing your name to cuddly paladin?

Also was that screenshot that yawgymouth guy sent you an RP? Cause it reads like something out of fanfiction.net
 

Power Armor

Have fun online!
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Normally I dont like to necro dead threads. But I stumbled across one of your twitters not shown here and damn if it didn't pique my curiosity
QrFnTvs.jpg

What is this spergery?
Who is it even aimed at?
Has anyone felt their grip of power slip before their eyes?
Will you be changing your name to cuddly paladin?

Also was that screenshot that yawgymouth guy sent you an RP? Cause it reads like something out of fanfiction.net
imagine taking walking talking animals this seriously
 

Power Armor

Have fun online!
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I'm dropping this off here because I've been fucking dying for a reason to post it. This guy puts out funny shit to this day, right down to
and
constantly projecting that he totally isn't mad at all, guys.

I didn't mean to be prophetic, but that's pretty easy when you do a writeup on a guy that doesn't change shitty habits. Shoutout to "that's all the attention i'm giving you" and then flipping the fuck out and writing a wall of text immediately afterwards.

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To Be fair @Cuddly Pirate was one of the top tier lolcows of alt furry. Granted he was no blumire or crusader cat. But I remember the guy talking about his degenerate shit. I wish I had my old phone and the screenshots. Beyond that most of this thread is has turned into a clusterfuck. The autism is jihad worthy.
 
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