Careercow Space Pirate - Owner of n0chan

Enig

"It smell like cheese" - JFK
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SpacePirate is a furry, xenophile EVE addict who uses a tripcode on /d/ and /v/. Somehow he was the admin of n0chan for a good few months, until he took it down recently because people called him out on banning cows when they were doing what they do best and spending $40 on art of Soap and John Cena raping Jace when he claims he has to pay to host sites "out of pocket". Yes, he's the reason Jace screeched for all of eight seconds on one of the streams. $40. Oh, and he often commissions random art on /d/ too.

His Tumblr is basically a massive amount of bashing SJWs and lolcows (when he's proven to be one himself) while reposting xeno R34.
His Youtube is notable for both rehosting a Gachimuchi classic and for a lot of randomly hypocritical videos like telling his cat to get a job when he himself didn't have one at the time.

Oh, and there's a lot of things to find in 4chan archiving sites if you just search "SpacePirate".

Some fun facts include his dad not being there in his childhood, him owning what is in the spoiler below, having conversations with his mom about lolcows (he still lives with her), and being responsible for the botched first Moleman call because he refused to read off a basic cliffnotes outline of how it should go and instead tried to make it sound like a Mega Lo Mart was calling a mexican in college.
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(Beekeeper in the bottom right. Yes, that's a dildo SP has uncomfortably close to his mouth.

May allah have massive retribution upon him for ruining the edgy 9/11 joke fun with a site closing.
 

The Zookeeper

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Hello everyone. the beekeeper here. First off it should be noted that the dildo enig so kindly posted, is a bad dragon product. With that out of the way I think I should dump a bunch of chatlogs I had with good old SP.

[2014-09-11 10:53:28 PM] BernieMac: What is your issue?
[2014-09-11 10:53:36 PM] Space Pirate: Simple
[2014-09-11 10:54:05 PM] Space Pirate: I provided you faggots with a hosting, and all I kept getting was, for all intents of this childish matter, farts.
[2014-09-11 10:54:59 PM] BernieMac: JudgeCandy boohoo poor baby
[2014-09-11 10:55:36 PM] Space Pirate: Since clearly no one doesn't mind finding a new host to suck blood off of, miiiiiiiiiight as well move on and let you guys be on your merry way.
[2014-09-11 10:55:39 PM] Space Pirate: Bai 'w'

*sigh*
 

Null

Ooperator
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Confession. When Space Pirate said this it really got to me.

You've finally worked yourself up in such a fit that you're pretty much about to pull the plug, and over....what is it this time...myself, the evil lobster banging faggot that runs a site that you just so happen to be banned from? Is it the massive amount of self paranoia you instilled upon yourself under the impression that those from my IRC/site are only here to troll poor Joshua? Oh god the war between the horrible trolling site n0chan and CWCki is putting too much stress on you~

M-maybe one day L-losterkun will let me back to his great website.

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Batman VS Tony Danza

The Eternal Struggle
True & Honest Fan
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Wait, you're telling me the guy who banned anyone on 888chan that openly admitted to donating to Chris's fire relief package was a trollshielding sperg?

Also, didn't n0chan start to decay dramatically after he took over? I checked the site now and again because they'd have info on lolcows we didn't and it got to the point where it seemed like threads were barely moving over the course of several days. The group that was already there before he took the reins was the reason the site had any life to it so I like how he basically says he let people into "his" site.
 

niggers

GOT A FEELING I CAN'T SHAKE IT
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man i miss seanieb

edit: i just realized this might mean the robbay nudes are gone which is cause for much rejoicing

in all honesty though i hope we do find a new spergy webmaster to leech the life from. i've being posting on some incarnation of /cow/ since the krapple days and while n0chan was by far the worst yet i still hold out hope for a semi decent imageboard about lolcows (actually, it died after cruzetor left now that i think about it). we needed fresh blood but sp pretty much hated everyone not in the irc circlejerk and most of the people in it anyway.

i like this place a lot, dont get me wrong but it lacks the vitriol, cannibalism, and horrible design/moderation choices of a backwater chan.
 
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Batman VS Tony Danza

The Eternal Struggle
True & Honest Fan
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i like this place a lot, dont get me wrong but it lacks the vitriol, cannibalism, and horrible design/moderation choices of a backwater chan.

Yeah, you guys were our sexually abusive older sibling. I miss that. You guys also were willing to get content our rules don't allow us to go for so I'd lurk from time to time.
 
S

SU 390

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Wow, I have no words to comment on this. Where's the brain bleach when you need it?
 

Enig

"It smell like cheese" - JFK
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Someone in #ncr pointed out this line from his overdramatic closing message on n0chan 2:
For n0chan, 888chan, 789chan, it was the users' boredom that caused cannibalism amongst themselves and the staff.

The first n0chan closed randomly without warning due to the person hosting it disappearing. 888chan was shut down out of nowhere due to NekoArc being assblasted that we were attacking one of his/her/toaster extremely distant Twitter friends. 789chan was the only real case of cannibalism, and that is because of Tinychat being a hive of complete cancer and Seanie turning out to be a massive Sanic sperg that couldn't cope with any form of stress.
I'd be left with is pretty much nothing but reposts, sperging, an a lack of original content.

This line is downright topkek. He took an active populace that 888chan had and let it die down extremely due to lack of awareness and not even caring for his own goddamn site outside gloating rights.
In due time there will be a point where I'll be hit with a horrible backlash from the users I let into my doors, and I not only expect it but I wait for it patiently.

Don't know what mindset he's from that "in due time" equals "four minutes later".
 

niggers

GOT A FEELING I CAN'T SHAKE IT
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He took an active populace that 888chan had and let it die down extremely due to lack of awareness and not even caring for his own goddamn site outside gloating rights.

qft. everyone was tired of moving; if he'd just encouraged lolcows (instead of banning them) and curbed the endless political sperging i feel the community would've been more active.

"no shitposting" is a great rule but not when the definition of "shitposting" is completely arbitrary.
 
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Null

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I also don't understand why he chose not to instate a /b/ board. You guys like your Gmod stuff. A place to talk about video games and shit would instill a sense of community.
 

Enig

"It smell like cheese" - JFK
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Ohhoho fucking boy, know how he claims he couldn't pay for n0chan "out of pocket"? Look at the spoiler.


He's the most hypocritical tripcode user I have ever seen. Says he can't pay for one website yet he's buying porn all over the place and hosting another site for it that no one really even uses. This guy may be a bigger headcase than Seanie or Neko were.
 

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