Space Station 13 / SS13 - If the ISS was run by literal retards

Ebonic Tutor

"Beware the shitposting of demons."
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Bartender is a comfy ass role. I personally like to play chemist and give people obscene amounts of drugs.
Blowing up most of the toxins lab / test chamber by accident was a personal hobby of mine on goonstation.

I use to extract monkey brains, make brain-burgers, feed them to monkeys, draw there blood, and get the prions out and add them to floor pills that I'd strew about the station. Floorpills, as with anything the barkeep made was on you for being dumb enough to eat without analyzing it.

Getting the admins mad at me cause I got the super farts that knocked shit around + the poo cloud that obscured vision in genetics then just running around the station spamming it was fun too.
 

Ebonic Tutor

"Beware the shitposting of demons."
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In the genetics lab on goonstation there was a way to super power your *fart emote thing and it was strong enough to knock people over and move furniture around, also could get a harmless fart cloud modification as well. It'd make people gag a little and obscure their vision but it was ultimately harmless.

I did it together and was running around the station fucking with people and it was quite hilarious abusing the shit out of it. (I wasn't a traitor or anything while I was doing this)
 
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In the genetics lab on goonstation there was a way to super power your *fart emote thing and it was strong enough to knock people over and move furniture around, also could get a harmless fart cloud modification as well. It'd make people gag a little and obscure their vision but it was ultimately harmless.

I did it together and was running around the station fucking with people and it was quite hilarious abusing the shit out of it. (I wasn't a traitor or anything while I was doing this)
I can't see why the mods would be mad for that. Why else would such magnificent powers exist, otherwise? You're just playing it right.
 
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Ebonic Tutor

"Beware the shitposting of demons."
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Just avoid doing atmos, AI, chemist, and security/command until you git gud. if you go /tg/ just remember that starting as a non-human means the AI won't give a shit about you, and neither does the HoS. If you think it's not challenging enough there's always Lifeweb.
I really enjoyed the time I managed to kill somebody as the A.I. by locking them up in a room, sending a power surge to a lightbulb near a gas tank until it sparked right and blew the gas can up, which blew up some giant fuel canisters. They died from smoke inhalation and a robot who due to the Asimov laws getting changed no longer saw them as human and thought they should burn. I'm reasonably sure they were dead from smoke inhalation before he finally got them into the fire, they fought a little from what I recall.

Also start in the farming part, learn to grow shit + hack the vending machines to grow weeeeed.
 

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I wonder, how much interest would there be in a Kiwistation or something? Would we have enough players to make it interesting?
 
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One time, the science department declared independence from the rest of the station and begun stockpiling weapons in the event space pirates invaded the station. That didn't matter because shortly after all of Sciencia collapsed after someone started a plasma fire that engulfed the entire department. Around the same time, the slimes had broken containment and everyone who hid in the xeno section were killed.
 
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