Burned Docs Spanish Professions Art -

[garbageraider]

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[Dr. Meme]

"6 different professions"
When i grow up I want to be a Chinese Lego motorcycle rider!

 

[Lil]

@Dormiebasne

just ment2b, man, just ment2b

not but for real though, at least he can draw LEGO alright

 

[Dee]

I wanna be a fat-bottomed Italian street fixer guy.

 

[mst3kluv]

Jesus Christ, Chris, you couldn't even get the ceremonial Mountie uniform right. It's RED, not black. Also, why is he holding black dildos?

 

[Ian Brandon Something]

Each picture must be mounted

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[Very Honest Content]

It was nice of CWC's teacher to lie to him about his art skills.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Well, credit where credit's due, he legitimately completed this assignment correctly. The obsession with Lego and ignorance of perspective runs deep though, I must say.

 

[Bridechu]

Maybe I'm reaching, but maybe the Lego hoarding is part of the high school regression if he was super into it back then.

 

[Panzer IV]

"Great pictures, muy creativo"

Sure

 

[Uzumaki]

"Great pictures, muy creativo"

Sure

This kind of humoring is why he cried at graduation.

 

[Coldgrip]

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Why is the mexican legoman stealing car parts?

 

[tepid]

Really surprised to see so much lego cropping up in his past, thought the obsessive nature of that was a recent Sonichu/Pokemon replacement. Would have expected him to be in full sonic mode at this point.

 

[DykesDykesChina]

He draws the US flag stars as pentagrams.

One Nation under Satan.

 

[Shadow Fox]

I get the feeling he actually set up his little Lego figurines in these scenarios and used them as references to draw from. They're not great renderings, but I have trouble imagining that they would look even that competent if he tried drawing them from memory.

This way he could get away with playing with Legos even more than usual and excuse it by saying it was for school.

 

[Super Collie]

I like that he skipped a stripe when coloring the American flag.

 

[Kaiser Carranza]

"Españolo".

 

[Damocles_Sword]

Really surprised to see so much lego cropping up in his past, thought the obsessive nature of that was a recent Sonichu/Pokemon replacement. Would have expected him to be in full sonic mode at this point.

Pokemon has only been out for about a month before Chris did this. Perhaps he didn't get his copy til Christmas?

 

[Anchuent Christory]

If Chris got 30/32 for this, what the fuck did the teacher give the other students? Of even better, imagine the shitstorm Chris would stir up if he didn't get full marks for the art component of the assignment.

 

[Kaiser Carranza]

I get the feeling he actually set up his little Lego figurines in these scenarios and used them as references to draw from.

Which would make that firefighter drawing the most awkward prophecy ever.