Speakers Of Bad English -

[Kylie Raina]

The Social Media Indians thread covers some of these people, but I feel that the bad English speakers as a whole deserve a thread. They’ll say the funniest things that simply make no sense or they’ll take something completely coherent and logical that you say as something entirely different and either sperg or say even more exceptional, nonsensical shit. Here’s an example of someone responding to an auto DM on instagram and just making no sense whatsoever.

The person goes from talking about how he’s tired of hearing to makeup(?) The funniest ones are typically from India (which has its own thread), Turkey, and Brazil. Share your funny illiterate ppl either sperging, saying nonsensical shit, or just being generally exceptional here and discuss it.

 

[Coconut Gun]

Check out this retard I just found.

The person goes from talking about how he’s tired of hearing to makeup(?) The funniest ones are typically from India (which has its own thread), Turkey, and Brazil. Share your funny illiterate ppl either sperging, saying nonsensical shit, or just being generally exceptional here and discuss it.

 

[Rumpled Foreskin]

Someone is less proficient in the English language than I am: the thread

 

[Raging Capybara]

I have 1,206 posts on this forum. Read any of them and have fun.

 

[Corbin Dallas Multipass]

"Speakers of Bad English" is pretty wacky grammar.

The term you're looking for is "English as She is Spoke"

 

[Pepito The Cat]

As someone who speaks english horribly, I can only say I despise those who don't even try to improve. A lot of Indians just get to a certain level and call it a day (I would know, worked 4 years for the fuckers) and it really pisses me off.

 

[Oglooger]

Just look up Black Twitter and you're fine.
hell, 95% of niggers can only speak in ebonics

 

[The Flawless Gazelles]

just read all of my posts, rest in piss.

 

[Frogasm]

are you only interested in people who aren't fluent in english? cause I can't write for shit

I'm confident that i have some undiagnosed learning disability because I can never remember how to spell things or which words that sound alike are written which way, and I have trouble reading. As soon as I remember a rule for the language, I forget it. Im a way better speaker. I make a big effort on kf to be legible.

still I know theres a huge difference between people like me who write like idiots and people who don't speak english at all writing stuff that doesn't begin to make sense like the pic in the OP

 

[Tim Buckley]

Men with pens, taekwondo Union. Our well too bad, more than 300 basic and death for many people the illegal strike. He is a graduate of United States army won the war a gorilla. However, only one goal. I hope I've seen since their destruction in the country. I'll tell you what I think. And disgust? And I think, again, it was amazing. On this occasion, Greece IP network where you can find the best thought he was prepared for the storm. There are things that went into the hands of the storms in your life. If you're a woman. It can be anywhere at any time, such that more than 700 and can kill. Do something else that fight with each other, but "United States Navy" and move them through the dark interior of the tail of the Mainland, but have access to a wide variety, the little boy. Cooking of vengeance and rightly so in the comment above, and I hope that you can eat. But now, to pay the price, just stupid. He is willing to die for you, being happy, honey.

 

[dreamworks face]

I like some Indian English slang - they'll call an electrical outlet a "spike", obviously "do the needful" grows on you, and "I have a doubt" is quicker to say than "I have a question." That said despite my workplace's language nominally being English, I may go entire weeks without speaking with a native English speaker, and it definitely hasn't improved my use of the language.

 

[Maxliam]

When I read someone who has a very poor grasp of English, while they are in fact a native speaker, I think of this Simpsons clip. Usually that mentality goes hand in hand with shitty English.

I have 1,206 posts on this forum. Read any of them and have fun.

You need to go back to your country, fag.

 

[Corbin Dallas Multipass]

The french are speakers of bad english. Silly bastards speak the worst english I ever heard. Je m'appelle? That ain't english!

Also, how about those russians? I mean, they come close once in a while, like with vodka, but half the time they don't even use real letters! How the hell do they expect to speak english when they have the letters backward?

In fact... almost every place in the world speaks really bad english.

 

[Maxliam]

The french are speakers of bad english. Silly bastards speak the worst english I ever heard. Je m'appelle? That ain't english!

Also, how about those russians? I mean, they come close once in a while, like with vodka, but half the time they don't even use real letters! How the hell do they expect to speak english when they have the letters backward?

In fact... almost every place in the world speaks really bad english.

French people are gross. They smell bad, they wear too much perfume to cover up that god awful smell, their women are ugly as shit and they have crappy food. Italians are better and Italians are trash mammals. Everybody knows that.

Actually, the only language that should exist is English. It's the best language ever. All other languages were spoken by little girls.

 

[Crippled_Retard]

Actually, the only language that should exist is English. It's the best language ever. All other languages were spoken by little girls.

English is for pussies. Chinese... now THAT is a language. None of this alphabet shit.

 

[Maxliam]

English is for pussies. Chinese... now THAT is a language. None of this alphabet shit.

I tried learning Chinese but I broke my pots and pans dropping them to expand my Chink vocab.

 

[YayLasagna]

The person goes from talking about how he’s tired of hearing to makeup(?)

I didn't know you could trollshield bad English.

 

[RG 448]

Hey didnt you died?

 

[Oglooger]

I like some Indian English slang - they'll call an electrical outlet a "spike", obviously "do the needful" grows on you, and "I have a doubt" is quicker to say than "I have a question." That said despite my workplace's language nominally being English, I may go entire weeks without speaking with a native English speaker, and it definitely hasn't improved my use of the language.

how does it feel to be demographically replaced?

 

[Crippled_Retard]

how does it feel to be demographically replaced?

Not that guy, but I'd rather live around street shitters than fucking anglos.