Speedrunning Thread (Take 2) - GOTTA GO FAST

[Scuttlebug Jamboree]

https://archive.md/38N44

Stivitybobo talks about the SGDQ 2014 incident and the most recent accusation by Deb

 

[whatever I feel like]

https://archive.md/38N44

Stivitybobo talks about the SGDQ 2014 incident and the most recent accusation by Deb

Deb made advances on me while I was inebriated, and she was sober. She grabbed my arm out of nowhere and put my finger in her mouth. She then pulled me onto a bed, cuddled me, and interlocked our fingers. This was all in the presence of Sam, who even approached me on my other side and started making comments such as “you’re so funny Stiv” and “we love you Stiv”.



Yeahhh...... no.

 

[Leonard Helplessness]

I went looking for signs of FramePerfection and noticed one of his meltdown videos has vanished from Youtube, so I thought I'd find an archive of one of his best ones and post it here. He threw a tantrum and started banging on his keyboard and accidentally loaded a savestate, invalidating a 6-hour-long run.

At about 1:29 you can hear what a wasted life sounds like.

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

I went looking for signs of FramePerfection and noticed one of his meltdown videos has vanished from Youtube, so I thought I'd find an archive of one of his best ones and post it here. He threw a tantrum and started banging on his keyboard and accidentally loaded a savestate, invalidating a 6-hour-long run.

View attachment 1874623

At about 1:29 you can hear what a wasted life sounds like.

Kids, if your splits are that bad, maybe consider not playing that game.

 

[whatever I feel like]

Kids, if your splits are that bad, maybe consider not playing that game.

And on am emulator no less.


insert laughing hos here

 

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I went looking for signs of FramePerfection and noticed one of his meltdown videos has vanished from Youtube, so I thought I'd find an archive of one of his best ones and post it here. He threw a tantrum and started banging on his keyboard and accidentally loaded a savestate, invalidating a 6-hour-long run.

View attachment 1874623

At about 1:29 you can hear what a wasted life sounds like.

That's in this video, which thankfully is still up.

 

[awoo]

Karl Jobst had video suspecting LeKukie (Brazilian runner) SMB1 WR (highly contested, WRs get millions of views) of being illegitimate

3 days ago the run was finally verified by the mods and some people are suspicious in the comments

https://www.reddit.com/r/speedrun/comments/laxg3x/lekukies_455646_smb1_any_run_has_been_verified_8/

 

[Intelligent Calcium]

Karl Jobst had video suspecting LeKukie (Brazilian runner) SMB1 WR (highly contested, WRs get millions of views) of being illegitimate

3 days ago the run was finally verified by the mods and some people are suspicious in the comments

https://www.reddit.com/r/speedrun/comments/laxg3x/lekukies_455646_smb1_any_run_has_been_verified_8/

And look who showed up.



archive

Seems like Karl's feeling bad about riling up the normies and using the guy to farm those sweet speedrun cheater views now that there's some doubt about it. I think the runner can get fucked since he's a known cheater but I don't like Karl either so whatever.

Here's a twitch clip where the runner talks about the Karl thing.

 

[awoo]

tbf Karl did say there was no solid evidence of any cheating.
What he left out of the video is that LeKukie was practicing SMB1 for over a year on stream or something like that.

 

[Untrue and Dishonest]

We are reaching levels of autism that shouldn't even be possible

 

[Terror Rism]

that kind of shit just makes me seriously marvel at how incredible error correction is
i mean, some series of engineers out there put their blood sweat and tears into crunching out the logic of storing extra data in just the right places, to find incredibly niche tricks and solutions to the problem of "This fucking dipshit is actually licking his discs and wiping it off on a non-absorbent pillowcase" and have the program still work.

retard-driven innovation is real and beautiful

 

[BLEACHED.COM]

We are reaching levels of autism that shouldn't even be possible

I hate when speedrunners act so elitist in regard to what they do. It's such an infuriating autofellatio when they say shit like "pushing their art to the limit". Nigger, you play video games, sit the fuck down. Another retard that acts like this is "Waifu". I enjoy his stream but he's such an autist when talking about speedrunning; unironic fedora wearer too. I have to admit that, concerning the disc cleanliness, it is a surprising find and quite clever too.

On a second note, did SHiFT get a hair transplant? I thought this faggot was balding real bad hence why he used to wear hats 24/7.

 

[ZehnBoat]

I hate when speedrunners act so elitist in regard to what they do. It's such an infuriating autofellatio when they say shit like "pushing their art to the limit". Nigger, you play video games, sit the fuck down.

lol calm down

 

[MightyBiteySnake]

I hate when speedrunners act so elitist in regard to what they do. It's such an infuriating autofellatio when they say shit like "pushing their art to the limit". Nigger, you play video games, sit the fuck down. Another retard that acts like this is "Waifu". I enjoy his stream but he's such an autist when talking about speedrunning; unironic fedora wearer too. I have to admit that, concerning the disc cleanliness, it is a surprising find and quite clever too.

On a second note, did SHiFT get a hair transplant? I thought this faggot was balding real bad hence why he used to wear hats 24/7.

That's nice fag

 

[Pope Negro Joe the XIIIth]

I hate when speedrunners act so elitist in regard to what they do. It's such an infuriating autofellatio when they say shit like "pushing their art to the limit". Nigger, you play video games, sit the fuck down. Another retard that acts like this is "Waifu". I enjoy his stream but he's such an autist when talking about speedrunning; unironic fedora wearer too. I have to admit that, concerning the disc cleanliness, it is a surprising find and quite clever too.

On a second note, did SHiFT get a hair transplant? I thought this faggot was balding real bad hence why he used to wear hats 24/7.

Sorry you suck at vidya?

 

[BLEACHED.COM]

Sorry you suck at vidya?

It's only video games, lad. It really doesn't matter. I enjoy speedrunning, I'm simply not trying to make it seem like it's the same as people finding cures or engineering something useful.

 

[whatever I feel like]

We are reaching levels of autism that shouldn't even be possible

You all need to watch this, the real money shot is at about ten minutes in. Blech.

 

[Untrue and Dishonest]

New video about the gamer sweat strategy. They're considering banning it because it's hardware manipulation.

 

[JamesFargo]

It's only video games, lad. It really doesn't matter. I enjoy speedrunning

As a humble spectator, I agree. I'll take a hundred speedruns over some theater kid pretending to play a game for the first time, or a bumblefuck like LTG.

 

[MightyBiteySnake]

New video about the gamer sweat strategy. They're considering banning it because it's hardware manipulation.

I can't see this sticking (no pun intended) because how can one verify the integrity of the cleanliness of the disc?

Are runners gonna have to wipe down the disk on camera before every run?